wait the cunt punch thing actually happened? wtf
― Nhex, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 19:00 (ten years ago)
ahhahahahahaha
― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:28 (ten years ago)
It's more likely than you think.
― ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:36 (ten years ago)
dying that the punch thing happened
― are you ellie (s.clover), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:02 (ten years ago)
wait is the starwipe "concept" all actual writeups of actual shitty celeb news idgi
― are you ellie (s.clover), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:05 (ten years ago)
yeah seems like it, not a parody news site
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:45 (ten years ago)
the tone is parodic in that it's over the top versions of tabloid-style headlines, but the content is mostly true?
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)
yeah but... that just makes it about 10% snarkier than a "standard" celeb tabloid site
― Nhex, Thursday, 12 May 2016 21:38 (ten years ago)
stumbled across this, lol'd:
http://viralmozo.com/2016/04/22/20-strangest-pictures-from-world-war-ii/?utm_medium=Discovery&utm_source=Outbrain&utm_campaign=strangewwiipictures
― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 13 May 2016 11:34 (ten years ago)
this is a good starwipe
http://www.starwipe.com/article/anthony-kiedis-scabadabahospitalized-due-complifon-2841
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:13 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/recently-found-footage-jd-salinger-will-blow-you-a-4147
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:48 (ten years ago)
i keep seeing starwipe on my fb but it turns out it's just the same guy, i think he might be the only actual starwipe fan
― qualx, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:14 (ten years ago)
speaking of
the best: clickhole's facebook memesthe absolute worst thing about all life and existence, i am not exaggerating: the comments on clickhole's facebook memes
― qualx, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:15 (ten years ago)
this is fuckin A
http://www.clickhole.com/article/american-myth-jerry-siegel-and-joe-shusters-origin-4383
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:20 (ten years ago)
god that's fantastic. cumulative effect but lost my breath at "thanks to a complete fiasco on some worse planet, a rogue scientist blasts a baby off into space to give it some parents! and folks, it works!"
― balls, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 16:41 (ten years ago)
the Jewish humor in that one is A+
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 17:02 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjUn9HXVAAAB_LG.jpg
http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-1998-major-league-baseball-home-run-c-4441
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)
lmbo
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:53 (ten years ago)
that poor jeep
― balls, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)
"jogging tunic" is definitely entering my mental vocabulary
― a man a plan alive (man alive), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 19:03 (ten years ago)
health goth for sure
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkg0Itam4Xk
― schwantz, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 23:29 (ten years ago)
The oral histories are my favorite things to read ever
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 26 May 2016 01:32 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/9-reasons-why-90s-girls-didnt-feel-any-particular--4414
― Sean, let me be clear (silby), Thursday, 2 June 2016 01:34 (ten years ago)
this is the funniest site with the best humor
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 2 June 2016 04:06 (ten years ago)
Kashrut !
― germane geir hongro (s.clover), Thursday, 2 June 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)
Love both of these
http://www.clickhole.com/video/disrespectful-man-covers-american-flag-his-own-fla-4491
http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/beautiful-israelis-and-palestinians-join-the-same-google-doc-4072
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 03:25 (ten years ago)
worried that this couldn't live up to the headline but it exceeded it in every way
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-characters-i-created-teach-my-kid-about-dental-h-4429
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 10:47 (ten years ago)
As the pool house burned and burned, Nathan and I watched him spin.
― dynamicinterface, Wednesday, 8 June 2016 12:54 (ten years ago)
NSFW and kind of dumb but I can't stop giggling:
Party’s Over, Wiseass: Change The Dildos In These Cops’ Hands Back To Guns
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 18:18 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/your-period-day-late-are-you-pregnant-4382#1,
at least one ending has a fantastic punchline
― STOP KILLING ANIMALS, THEY'RE MINT (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2016 19:48 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-kids-who-need-shut-fuck-about-fossils-already-4457
― scott seward, Friday, 10 June 2016 19:56 (ten years ago)
rip starwipe
― lag∞n, Friday, 17 June 2016 14:59 (ten years ago)
was that them bowing out? beautiful
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 17 June 2016 15:01 (ten years ago)
ah ok that makes sense now. good decision, it was p poor overall
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 17 June 2016 17:14 (ten years ago)
i salute them for trying something i didnt quite understand and didnt care enough to try and figure out it didnt work i guess idk
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 June 2016 16:23 (nine years ago)
all the articles from the end are good, but this is especially good: http://www.starwipe.com/article/seriously-what-are-we-even-doing-3137
― R.I.P. Haram-bae, the good posts goy (s.clover), Sunday, 19 June 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/6-underfunded-schools-will-eventually-be-captivati-4539
― scott seward, Friday, 1 July 2016 15:24 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/devastating-guy-knows-exactly-how-black-people-sho-4607
damn
― http://porno (DJP), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:13 (nine years ago)
that's what's good about twitter. the ability to randomly yell at ppl you don't know about how they should be acting. very good platform.
― mh, Monday, 11 July 2016 20:15 (nine years ago)
first-rate clickhole work, that.
― 'they pelted us with rocks and garbage' (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/we-can-determine-which-state-youre-just-way-you-an-1908
― scott seward, Monday, 11 July 2016 21:26 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/if-black-lives-matter-isnt-racist-hate-group-then--4610
― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 11 July 2016 21:32 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-heartbreaking-photos-syrian-war-refugees-also-so-4628
― flopson, Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/JulieHFisk/status/758711338046676994
― r|t|c, Thursday, 28 July 2016 20:49 (nine years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/its-summer-time-go-camping-your-dad-and-his-friend-4497#6,
do this and get to the Bean Bagg slide.
― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:15 (nine years ago)
that refugee one is the guiltiest lol I've had in a long while
― rob, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:36 (nine years ago)
Yeah, I was going to link the refugee one but I didn't want to admit how hard I laughed at it
― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:38 (nine years ago)
I'm sorry about the steel drum music, I'm trying to remove it
― mh, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
the guiltiest lol is the best lol
― flopson, Thursday, 28 July 2016 21:55 (nine years ago)