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Um no. Not at all.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me pull out the Andy Rooney on you.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

My ex-boyfriend left a couple of comments on my blog yesterday, and I've been horny-and-maudlin ever since

(as opposed to, like, just horny)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

oh that's a horrible combo. my sympathies.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Is Dan Rather the Bea Arthur of tv news men? I think yes.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not even sure Andy Rooney would work. It's been the last several days now, and no matter what I do, it's not abating.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Flog your cooter.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne is very wise.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I did that!

It was hot.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Then there is no hope for you.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I know.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Bummer.

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure it's necessarily a bad thing.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No, but even a lady demands total satisfaction SOMETIMES, right?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

only so much as hunger is a bad thing when you have no food. wait, no, that's worse, cause i've never been able to stroke my tummy and feel full.

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

My theory: it's the kind of horny that requires not only orgasm, but foreplay before and cuddling afterwards, and possibly a return visit, and maybe even marriage and old age and death.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the worst kind of horny to have when you're single. And it only happens when you're single.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

― The Ghost of Just Trying To Help (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it's the kind of horny that requires not only orgasm, but foreplay before and cuddling afterwards, and possibly a return visit

Totally. My horniness gets to a raging point and then depression sets in. I need a woman!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

t/s rabbit vs magic wand?

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Make that thread; follow your curiosity (for the rest of the mens, who have only the fleshlight).

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The magic wand does indeed live up to its name, however, it has only low and high settings and sometimes too much exposure to the high setting can leave you feeling a little... numb.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:53 (twenty-one years ago)

My theory: it's the kind of horny that requires not only orgasm, but foreplay before and cuddling afterwards, and possibly a return visit, and maybe even marriage and old age and death

It is exactly that kind, with many many many repeat visits. And then more after that.

I don't know about the marriage part, though, I don't think I was a very good wife, but if nothing else, I'm an excellent fuck.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

how does this thread work?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

with a magic wand

― ()ops (()()ps), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

/meta

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mar/63819245.html

― sexy waitress connie stevens (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Most important qualities for us are: Experience & real contacts in this industry.

Marketing experience or vibrator experience?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

This vibrator is a spin off from another area of research.

Probably some sort of harmonic weapons...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I need to start eating things with saltpeter in them.

Did that actually work?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

What, saltpeter causing enternal explosions?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope, saltpeter supressing the um...urge.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh fuck it, it wouldn't work anyway.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Castor oil, on the other hand...

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"splendid crotch"

"my raging boner that consistently points westward"

what a fine thread!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It is pretty good.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

haha it seems to be mostly you feeling horny in general, followed by everyone else being eloquently horny for you.

i don't blame us

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Girrrl, you so fine, I use the english language for you"

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you sweettalkers.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

"Girrrl, you so fine, I conjugate verbs for you"

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah baby, conjugate another one... oh god, nownownowNOW.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

luna, IM me and I will type you sweet nothings...

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

o ma lune, voulez-vous coucher avec mon canard?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I would boots, but my AIM is screwy. And not in a good way.

And mooks, while it is an interesting proposition, and certainly one that has never been proposed to me before, I like ducks, but I don't LIKE ducks, if you get my drift.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

sorrowful quack

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 March 2005 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, 'duck' wasn't a euphemism, was it?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Pet name, perhaps?

― Jimmy Mod Has Returned With Spices And Silks (ModJ), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Kinda disturbing, really.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Though if it were true, 'fuck a duck' would make a whole lot more sense.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 17 March 2005 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

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