everybody on ilx complains about reddit

"Vietnam, Elizabeth Bathory, the Treblinka concentration camp, humpback whales, the Manson Family and LSD"

p distraught this won't fit as a display name

I suppose it's time to tell you what was inside the magical space pussy. You can believe me or not. What do I care? I'm the guy who's been inside the magical space pussy.

https://www.denverlibrary.org/files/billy-joel-didnt-start-the-fire.jpg

https://twitter.com/GeekyLyndsay/status/729315986042544128

this is not about reddit (but...)

https://twitter.com/eatchildren_au/status/728821505161748480

a pattern develops

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTospwWsAAlopl.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTowajWgAAqO2o.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTo0n5XEAA0xDH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTo_RbXAAA9viu.jpg

that is fair unreadable its from here https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/730965283301658624

um

girlfriend thinks... well, checks out

The ol' blood smear trick

yeah, i've noticed that sometimes people post weird things on the internet

Apeneck Sweeney [34M] spreads his knees
Letting his arms hang down to laugh,
The zebra stripes along his jaw
Swelling to maculate giraffe.

The circles of the stormy moon
Slide westward toward the River Plate,
Death and the Raven drift above
And Sweeney guards the horned gate.

Gloomy Orion and the Dog
Are veiled; and hushed the shrunken seas;
The person in the Spanish cape[22F]
Tries to sit on Sweeney’s knees

Slips and pulls the table cloth
Overturns a coffee-cup,
Reorganized upon the floor
She yawns and draws a stocking up;

The silent man in mocha brown[40M]
Sprawls at the window-sill and gapes;
The waiter[59M] brings in oranges
Bananas figs and hothouse grapes;

The silent vertebrate in brown
Contracts and concentrates, withdraws;
Rachel née Rabinovitch[20F]
Tears at the grapes with murderous paws;

She and the lady in the cape
Are suspect, thought to be in league;
Therefore the man with heavy eyes
Declines the gambit, shows fatigue,

Leaves the room and reappears
Outside the window, leaning in,
Branches of wistaria
Circumscribe a golden grin;

The host [44F] with someone indistinct[50M]
Converses at the door apart,
The nightingales are singing near
The Convent of the Sacred Heart,

And sang within the bloody wood
When Agamemnon [52M] cried aloud,
And let their liquid siftings fall
To stain the stiff dishonoured shroud.

lmao

lol

hee

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4jm22s/my_22f_girlfriend_23f_told_me_she_loves_hiking/

lol didn't we have an ilx thread where we were talking about dating and hiking and what counts as a hike? I'm cracking up reading this

https://twitter.com/elenacresci/status/734748905867489280

Two of my best friends (married) regularly go on small hikes and camping trips... and neither actually enjoys it.

She was in a long-term couch potato relationship before and presented herself as wanting more adventure/activity and as an outdoorsy person. He presented himself as the guy to make that happen even though it wasn't really his thing, now they're invested in the gear and the trips and all that and will continue doing this until they have a kid most likely with neither one particularly happy about it.

That they continue on doing it for each other and won't say a word because they don't want to disappoint the other is adorable.

my advice is to start very slowly with that kind of thing and if you're not that into it, maybe scale back

there are probably a million couples with a "shared interest" that neither one is particularly into, though

OMG milo why doesnt another friend put them both out of their misery and tell them both!

how can you tell people who are otherwise happy outside of this shared loathing that their relationship is a lie? that's how they bond!

http://i.imgur.com/sEemaaA.jpg

https://twitter.com/elenacresci/status/734748905867489280

― goole, Monday, May 23, 2016 3:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the best

omg dayo

what a "horribly formed" joke

oh, typopause

i do not know what a pun is and refuse to learn don't downvote me

http://i.imgur.com/REqzwqq.jpg

sounds fully gay to me

agree

concur

front page

http://i.imgur.com/b1lZzh9.png

http://i.imgur.com/jFngpTz.png

xp I confess I would at least watch the first episode of this kdrama

actual lol @ 'hey, this weird al number seems a little... derivative somehow'

dude obviously knew the song parodies were parodies, just hadn't picked that the pastiches were pastiches and not merely original comedy songs

presumably he's a bigger CSN fan than whoever else Al has pastiched, or possibly he'd never listened to a whole album until the new one (I've never listened to a whole Weird Album)

I didn't understand the style parody thing until someone broke it down on ILM. I just thought he was good at making his own wacky songs.

Weird Al style parodies are probably his best stuff and I always wish like Jack White or Devo or whoever would bust em out for their live show

I dunno a lot of people get into Weird Al at a young age before they've heard the stuff he's parodying from, seems pretty normal to me

I mean I remember hearing "Satisfaction" on the radio and being amused that someone would cover the Devo song

Am I going to be the first person to reference the 'inverse weird al' song on 30 rock?

that seems to be the case

I suspected as much.

so like apparently once information started coming out that the pulse shooter might have been a muslim /r/news locked every thread on the topic and started banning ppl who tried to start new threads. currently the only place to discuss the shooting on reddit is the donald trump campaign subreddit which has multiple threads on the front page bc that's the only game in town. it's like a metaphor for my worst fear about donald trump becoming president of the united states.

I bet we're missing out on some insightful and totally-not-racist commentary.

regardless - biggest shooting in US history, second biggest terrorist attack, you have to give ppl an opportunity to talk about it

Sure - and people were. I was reading the thread earlier. Once it gets swamped by racists (which is not the same thing as it emerging it might be a Muslim, though they're connected) what were they meant to do? Their posts were against the rules, and there was no way of controlling it. The Donald should have been shut down already.

they could have modded it extensively within the thread. shutting down the venue was a huge self goal.