everybody on ilx complains about reddit

God, that Sheryl Crowe album was worse than the other one.

Thought it had a p clean sound tbh

Yeah I dont know what it is about xtreme nerdmen and bad BO but its rampant. I think maybe they dont wash their clothes?

sometimes on ilx you will have someone make a joke, wordplay, whatever and a couple ppl will riff on it and that's ok

lol

Too busy nerding to shower. Also they weren't raised right. xp

i looked this dude up and frankly i think he's brilliant:

[–]Dashiel_Bad_Horse -6 points 1 day ago
First, you are probably not favored against bant. Early in the format I played stock bant vs. atraverse darkdwellers jund with mindwrack demon and chandra (and not all the irresponsible cards like dragonlord kologhan and the gitrog monster). We were testing so we played about 10 games and I crushed him 10-0 and he decided to go get a new deck. Now those results are probably lopsided because there were some close games I won out of sheer brilliance, but never did I feel like his deck was favored in the matchup.
You use the words "recursive" and "grindy" to try and identify why Jund is superior to bant. But those are just substitutes for the term "card advantage", which Bant definitely has more of (and cheaper). You're forced to play bad card advantage engines that are extremely tempo negative, like read the bones. Even darkdwellers really only gains you ~1 mana if you set it up (and hemorrhages mana if you loop traverses for darkdwellers). You also have lots of tempo-negative 1-for-1's like traverse, ruinous path, to the slaughter, etc.
p.s. you really need deathcap cultivator to cast 5 and 6-drops unless you're playing full-on control. Getting Chandra out a turn earlier will more than make up for the "card disadvantage" you get by sweeping up your own dork.
often lacked the ability to cast multiple spells in one turn to help close out the game
Have you read collected company? It says "two creatures".
The deck also plays ~16 2-drops. The deck is built to do 2 things a turn on turn 4+

magic tournaments tend to cram a lot of people into tiny spaces for many hours at a time, since most game stores don't have/can't afford large amount of playspace. so even if everyone has reasonable hygiene, things can still get gross by the end of the day

http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE

lol I was going to hunt that link down, thanks micah

omg, thought i got to the end and it's like "load 6 remaining images".

that guy apparently got banned from mtg tournaments for a while, something about his pictures, no idea why

he looks kinda like post malone

i might be on the verge of a personal breakdown to realize it was 20 years ago that I played in magic tournaments omg

http://i.imgur.com/l04mIUF.png

https://www.reddit.com/user/_9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9/comments/

Since 22 April 2016, the writer has been posting a science fiction horror story in short installments to apparently random Reddit discussion threads.[1]

The story, sometimes referred to by others as the Interface series, touches on such topics as "Vietnam, Elizabeth Bathory, the Treblinka concentration camp, humpback whales, the Manson Family and LSD", and particularly involves something called "flesh interfaces".[1]

damn that's p cool

"Vietnam, Elizabeth Bathory, the Treblinka concentration camp, humpback whales, the Manson Family and LSD"

p distraught this won't fit as a display name

I suppose it's time to tell you what was inside the magical space pussy. You can believe me or not. What do I care? I'm the guy who's been inside the magical space pussy.

https://www.denverlibrary.org/files/billy-joel-didnt-start-the-fire.jpg

https://twitter.com/GeekyLyndsay/status/729315986042544128

this is not about reddit (but...)

https://twitter.com/eatchildren_au/status/728821505161748480

a pattern develops

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTospwWsAAlopl.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTowajWgAAqO2o.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTo0n5XEAA0xDH.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiTo_RbXAAA9viu.jpg

that is fair unreadable its from here https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/730965283301658624

um

girlfriend thinks... well, checks out

The ol' blood smear trick

yeah, i've noticed that sometimes people post weird things on the internet

Apeneck Sweeney [34M] spreads his knees
Letting his arms hang down to laugh,
The zebra stripes along his jaw
Swelling to maculate giraffe.

The circles of the stormy moon
Slide westward toward the River Plate,
Death and the Raven drift above
And Sweeney guards the horned gate.

Gloomy Orion and the Dog
Are veiled; and hushed the shrunken seas;
The person in the Spanish cape[22F]
Tries to sit on Sweeney’s knees

Slips and pulls the table cloth
Overturns a coffee-cup,
Reorganized upon the floor
She yawns and draws a stocking up;

The silent man in mocha brown[40M]
Sprawls at the window-sill and gapes;
The waiter[59M] brings in oranges
Bananas figs and hothouse grapes;

The silent vertebrate in brown
Contracts and concentrates, withdraws;
Rachel née Rabinovitch[20F]
Tears at the grapes with murderous paws;

She and the lady in the cape
Are suspect, thought to be in league;
Therefore the man with heavy eyes
Declines the gambit, shows fatigue,

Leaves the room and reappears
Outside the window, leaning in,
Branches of wistaria
Circumscribe a golden grin;

The host [44F] with someone indistinct[50M]
Converses at the door apart,
The nightingales are singing near
The Convent of the Sacred Heart,

And sang within the bloody wood
When Agamemnon [52M] cried aloud,
And let their liquid siftings fall
To stain the stiff dishonoured shroud.

lmao

lol

hee

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/4jm22s/my_22f_girlfriend_23f_told_me_she_loves_hiking/

lol didn't we have an ilx thread where we were talking about dating and hiking and what counts as a hike? I'm cracking up reading this

https://twitter.com/elenacresci/status/734748905867489280

Two of my best friends (married) regularly go on small hikes and camping trips... and neither actually enjoys it.

She was in a long-term couch potato relationship before and presented herself as wanting more adventure/activity and as an outdoorsy person. He presented himself as the guy to make that happen even though it wasn't really his thing, now they're invested in the gear and the trips and all that and will continue doing this until they have a kid most likely with neither one particularly happy about it.

That they continue on doing it for each other and won't say a word because they don't want to disappoint the other is adorable.

my advice is to start very slowly with that kind of thing and if you're not that into it, maybe scale back

there are probably a million couples with a "shared interest" that neither one is particularly into, though

OMG milo why doesnt another friend put them both out of their misery and tell them both!

how can you tell people who are otherwise happy outside of this shared loathing that their relationship is a lie? that's how they bond!

http://i.imgur.com/sEemaaA.jpg

https://twitter.com/elenacresci/status/734748905867489280

― goole, Monday, May 23, 2016 3:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the best

omg dayo

what a "horribly formed" joke

oh, typopause

i do not know what a pun is and refuse to learn don't downvote me

http://i.imgur.com/REqzwqq.jpg

sounds fully gay to me

agree

concur

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