itt: consternation and wailing about Zach Snyder's upcoming SUPERMAN/BATMAN film/sequel to MAN OF STEEL -- official title: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

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I am SHOCKED. This is SHOCKING.

The 'Flash' Movie Loses Its Director

At least we can rest comfortably at night, safe in the knowledge that there won't be any more hiccups on the road to DC's glorious cinematic future.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 April 2016 13:06 (ten years ago)

Grahame-Smith, the author and screenwriter of such works as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, was to have made his directorial debut on the project

that's a helluva résumé - what a disaster for the dc universe

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)

When your artistic vision fails to meet the standards of the man who directed Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter...

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 April 2016 15:09 (ten years ago)

imo All Star Batman & Robin is good because it jettisons the premise that they're doing anything other than ridiculous grim and gritty trash and really goes for it

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)

i'd enjoy it more if i could shake the lingering suspicion that frank miller is taking it all deadly seriously

wario testino (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 17:01 (ten years ago)

By the time they got to the issue where Batman paints and entire house and his costume in gold to piss off Green Lantern, I was disabused of that notion

Nhex, Saturday, 30 April 2016 17:48 (ten years ago)

it is ok to laugh at Frank Miller and not with him, I give you permission

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)

also, lol, I forgot that green lantern bit

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)

OMG you guys: 'According to multiple, reliable sources James Wan is feeling a tremendous amount of trepidation about Aquaman.'

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:14 (ten years ago)

i know how he feels tbh

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:16 (ten years ago)

also don't want to just skip over that 'pissing off green lantern' stuff nhex posted - is that for real??? omg

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:22 (ten years ago)

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l288/Chiasmata85/scansdaily/scan06.jpg

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:25 (ten years ago)

i forgot about robin offering him lemonade!

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:27 (ten years ago)

holy shit my world has tilted on its axis

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:27 (ten years ago)

imo a movie adapting all star b&r would be completely amazing and... batshit crazy

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:31 (ten years ago)

https://comicnewbies.com/2014/09/09/batman-paints-a-room-yellow-for-green-lantern/

I forgot the long dialogue exposition parts

This guy really GRINDS MY GEARS

He's got the IMAGINATION of a goddamn POTATO

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 30 April 2016 19:33 (ten years ago)

"Fast hands, my little ROBIN.

Fast hands, big mouth..."

holy shit frank miller

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 30 April 2016 20:06 (ten years ago)

don't forget that continuity-wise this is the same Dick Grayson that decades in the future will go insane and betray him in the DKR series

Nhex, Saturday, 30 April 2016 20:10 (ten years ago)

They need to make BATMAN ODYSSEY into a film.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 30 April 2016 21:41 (ten years ago)

I was going to mention that in my earlier post but forgot! Yes, they do.

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 1 May 2016 13:58 (ten years ago)

was looking through my records and found this from when i was a kid. they even have the same visual line-up as in BvS. oh but simpler, more friendly times:

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:03 (ten years ago)

https://dailypop.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/supermanwonderwomanbatmanchristmaslpfront.jpg

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:03 (ten years ago)

Weird, I think this movie was also originally titled Exciting Christmas Stories.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Sunday, 1 May 2016 14:31 (ten years ago)

Now I'm seeing reports of WB getting more hands-on with Justice League and Snyder rankling at the interference with his artistic visionz.

C'mon, guys, don't tease. This impending implosion is such a gift.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:10 (ten years ago)

studio interference will totally save this franchise

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 May 2016 18:13 (ten years ago)

if there's anyone who's really demonstrated a clear understanding of the value and strengths of their properties, it's the studio

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 May 2016 18:14 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/mjsamps/status/726832607955021824

Zack Snyder is the guy who they decided would be great for their superhero franchise

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)

batman could get raped in prison. that could happen in my movie.

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)

savin these million dollar ideas for the sequel, I assume

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 May 2016 18:16 (ten years ago)

http://www.ew.com/article/2008/07/17/watchmen-chat-director-zack-snyder

My mother saw I was into this comic called Heavy Metal magazine, so she got me a subscription. You could call it ”high-brow” comics, but to me, that comic book was just pretty sexy! I had a buddy who tried getting me into ”normal” comic books, but I was all like, ”No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.” I was a little broken, that way. So when Watchmen came along, I was, ”This is more my scene.”

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)

is there any comic or plot concept he can't misunderstand? time will tell!

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)

kinda hope he's trolling a little bc it's so on the nose but that does sound a lot like a super villain revealing his secret origin

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:21 (ten years ago)

just think if he'd gotten to do Tintin before Spielberg

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 May 2016 18:22 (ten years ago)

Worth repeating: dude's been buddies with Michael Bay since college. Just sayin'.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:23 (ten years ago)

it seems like he can channel rob liefeld on occasion

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)

kind of want to ask zack snyder what makes something subversive, and whether his films are subversive

also he should explain the idea of a "high concept" film and how it differs from other films

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:27 (ten years ago)

I am 99% sure his idea of "subversive" is sex, violence, and amorality which is ... what a twelve year old thinks is subversive

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:30 (ten years ago)

a couple hours of superheros being badasses but he thinks he's doing political commentary at times, because he doesn't know realpolitik is something that exists

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:31 (ten years ago)

tbf his takes on batman and superman are subversive, in that they're attempts to overturn the conventional foundations of both characters

the problem is that subversion for its own sake is not often a good idea, especially not in the hands of someone who genuinely appears to be a moron

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:37 (ten years ago)

I don't think he's done anything to the characters that hasn't been done in comics at some point

his interest isn't "Watchmen is interesting because it examines the assumptions about these superhero characters that we like" it's "I like this because it's all grim and dark and shows how fucked up superheros would be"

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:42 (ten years ago)

I don't think he's done anyone has done anything to the any of these DC/Marvel characters that hasn't been done in comics at some point

Also, to hell with Aquaman, but I'd be OK with Marvel making a Namor movie.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 May 2016 18:43 (ten years ago)

Someone should drop a big pile of unproduced Garth Ennis projects on Snyder's desk and keep him occupied for the next couple of decades.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)

i'm stunned snyder hasn't worked with mark millar yet

the oven is too big for a small egg (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:46 (ten years ago)

I think it's only a difference of studios that keeps those potential soulmates apart. I think Millar has a deal with Fox at present.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 May 2016 18:50 (ten years ago)

I dunno; instead of the two being sympatico, who's to say they wouldn't kill each other after each feeding back into the other after several days stuck in a writing room together?

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:05 (ten years ago)

that's best-case scenario, right?

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)

Again, it's like Snyder's knowledge of what comics should be begins and ends at Image 1991.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)

I wish. These characters could do with more pouches.

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:11 (ten years ago)

Years ago I interviewed Snyder, right after he made "Dawn of the Dead." I remember asking him if he was going to release an unrated director's cut of the movie, and he sort of paused to consider. "Well, I don't know, I think ..." And then this disembodied voice of a studio publicist came on the line and said, yes, he will be doing an unrated director's cut. I think that says it all.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:11 (ten years ago)

Even with Spawn I don't think Image was ever even trying to be particularly dark and edgy the way DC has in recent years. It was a different type of extreme they were going for.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 2 May 2016 19:13 (ten years ago)


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