who in this bitch reads robert jordan? -- The Wheel of Time thread

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The following is a press statement that has been approved by the studio involved in contract negotiations:

Update: Wanted to share with you exciting news about The Wheel of Time. Legal issues have been resolved. The Wheel of Time will become a cutting edge TV series! I couldn’t be more pleased. Look for the official announcement coming soon from a major studio —Harriet 

this cannot be good

Google+, for a start.

So...Amazon's doing this *and* Tolkien?

https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-long-awaited-wheel-of-time-tv-series-is-heading-to-1829463189

Hm hm hm.

Please welcome Rosamund Pike to the Wheel of Time family. Say hello to Moiraine. #WoTWednesday pic.twitter.com/577Hffwy6Y

— Wheel of Time Writers' Room (@WoTWritersRoom) June 19, 2019

hope she likes wearing skirts divided for riding

That is some excellent casting.

is there going to be bathing in this

I'm wondering now who they're going to cast as Nynaeve

Actually, before she blew up in the Avengers movies I might have suggested Karen Gillan

good start that

nynaeve

and look i know the age aint right now, and maybe not even back in 96 or whenever

marcia gay harden

This is going to be stupid and terrible and I will watch all of it

Generally it’s best to cast one person people have heard about and a bunch of nobodies- if we get many more casting announcements like this with well known actors then it’s going to be really dumb and awful and I’ll still watch it

dont ask me why but never really saw any of em clearly while reading except for asmodean, who was macho man randy savage

that is a very goodlooking cast

obv they were all white kids in my head

lan was like Azerbaijani obv tho

The dude playing Rand looks a little too much like a generic movie Marine

Nynaeve otoh 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I hope dude playing Perrin is tall

idnr if perrin was like, tall tall like rand

dude has to be heavy in the shoulders obv

I have this mental image of Perrin towering over Rand and Mat but that may have been my mind translating "broad shoulders" into "is built like Kingpin in Into the Spiderverse"

I mean Moraine is supposed to be like three-foot tall or something

but yeah, Perrin is definitely more broad than tall

just as long as lan moves like animated batman its ok

good posts itt

adams description of GRRM as tits-and-ambiguity killed me again

that is a very goodlooking cast

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 18:07 (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^^^^

Although rationally speaking it doesn’t really make sense for the two rivers crew to be so ethnically diverse (other than to make Rand the sole obvious outlier, which would kill at least some of the dramatic tension early on), at some irrational feels level if I had been asked how to split them up I totally would have done it the same way.

Perhaps that’s just buying into some cliched conception of “white dudes = gormless and goofily hopeless” as Rand and Mat tend to be for much of the first few books, but if one upshot is the actors playing Nynaeve and Egwene looking ready to dominate absolutely everything in sight then I am totally here for it.

Somewhat relatedly, one wish I have for the show is that, in the course of streamlining things, they tone down some of Nynaeve’s quirks. Egwene on the other hand can remain exactly as she is in the books.

One change I'm expecting is that other people will constantly be tugging on Nynaeve's braid

lol

LAN:

https://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2019/09/lan-mandrogoran-daniel-henney-wheel-of-time-1567606534222_1280w-720x405.jpg?fit=bounds&width=640&height=480

About 200% less craggy than you'd expect tbh

jason momoa too buff but i think hed have stopped lifting if asked

Momoa already has what looks like a pretty baller series coming out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__6VUXvCykI

this is relevant to my interests

yeah it looks really, really interesting

I probably will never see it because fuck subscribing to yet another streaming service but it looks neat

uh yeah subscribing legally to the service yeah that's how ill watch it sure

How Many Times Does Braid-Tugging and Skirt-Smoothing Happen in The Wheel of Time?

At least as often as forehead knuckling, no?

Ha, I see the link addresses "mustache knuckling" but I thought for sure it was more often forehead knuckling.

divided skirts aka skirts divided for riding
smoothing skirts
moustaches
knuckling
'fortune prick me'
tugging on braid
stout (two rivers) woolens
blushing
'enough to make a tinker blush'
sniffed
necklines vis-a-vis bosoms
sawing at reins
eyes-and-ears
tucking gauntlets behind belt
blacksmith's puzzle
horse types (particularly geldings)
every inn/horse must have a name
arms folded under her breasts
thumbing a pipe with tabac

imo

Something tomorrow. Trailer?

Wednesday approaches 🗡

— The Wheel of Time (@WOTonPrime) December 2, 2020

Low hopes for this so not worried as such

black ajah

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Hey, spoilers!

wait was the wednesday announcement just a picture of a sword with a bird on it

Eighth grade me, huddled in the corner of the library, with a battered copy of Eye of the World is extremely stoked for this. The current me, with decades of awful adaptations behind me, less so. But I will still be watching the hell out of this.

xpost - and, apparently, a short video about making the sword

i kinda wish they skip eye of the world and get straight to the madness. bring on the seanchan and mat's wisecracking fedora phase and the meat grinder scene from the end of lord of chaos. and the sea folk and their dialect.

Another teeny tiny bit

Where the Shadow waits. pic.twitter.com/Y1WS0HFwqr

— The Wheel of Time (@WOTonPrime) February 17, 2021

Really trickling stuff out slowly here, huh? But I'll take it.

About 1/3rd of the way through A Crown of Swords in my re-read right now.

Oh no matt is a cockney

everything they show is a fucking sword or dagger or whatever. it's not called wheel of swords you ding dongs. tug a braid or smooth a skirt or gtfo

lmao

I support this ire even I don't presently share it