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49b. flirting is denied in flirty manner.

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

52: hardboiled cop opens wallet, looks at picture of a woman, misty eyed. other cop returns and says what you looking at, hardboiled cop quickly shuts wallet, and says "mind your goddamn business, Schneider"

― -- (688), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

53: hardboiled cop puts son/daughter through expensive private school, doesn't 'even know her anymore'

― -- (688), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

54. Hardboiled cop turns up at crime scene, walks up to white coated forensic scientist, and says 'What you got for me Brains?'.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 5 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

55. Cop is in Chief's office. Chief, 'I've tried to defend you, but you've gone too far this time. You're off the case'. Cop throws badge on desk in disgust.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

56. Cop starts walking away. Chief, 'And your gun too'.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

omg you guys are killin me with these threads

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

57. upper middle class wite asshole dude who definitely killed this girl is brought into the station for questioning. his sleazy lawyer tells him he doesn't have to answer any questions and then says, "if he's not charged with anything, we're leaving. come on." they get up and walk to the door, but one of the cops says, "one more thing. don't leave town. we might need to bring you in again." then the bad guy smirks. after they leave, one of the cops slams something down on the table in frustration. the other one reassures him, "we're gonna get this guy, don't worry."

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

57a. Doubly so with the smirking if the perp is the son of a prominant local businessman or politician AND is in a frat. He's untouchable and he knows it and the victim was a nobody and you're all just underpaid civil servants and he's way smarter than you are.

"He's toying with us, Brannigan. He's daring us to try and prove anything."

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

57b. actually, dude's not guilty at all! the seemingly lily-white friend, or the respected dad, or even worse yet his sick nutter of a MOM is the actual perp!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

58. Jerkwad secondary detective team who exist solely to rib stars about screw-ups and take over investigation when inevitable badge revocation occurs. One of them has a fondness for checkered sports coats and both are possibly on the take.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

59. Cop comes home to sparsely furnished, messy apartment. Opens refrigerator to find nothing but week old Chinese take out.

― darin (darin), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

60. Cops on stakeout get busted by rookie cop who doesn't know they're on a stakeout.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

61. true feelings underlying sexual tension in male/female partner duo only expressed when one of them is unsconsious/taken a bullet/in a coma: "oh god don't die on me now you idiot, i..."

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 5 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

62. internal affairs investigator brought it to hassle an honest if occasionally tough cop who gets results and only cares about getting the bad guys. "you know the difference between me and you? i'm busy out there busting my tail trying to bring in the real crooks, you're behind a desk trying to bust good cops."

― gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

We all watch too many bloody cop shows but this is great sport, indeed.

Love the fake cop names

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

59. Cop comes home to sparsely furnished, messy apartment. Opens refrigerator to find nothing but week old Chinese take out.

59a. And half a six-pack of cheap beer, still in the plastic rings.

― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Police psychologist disagrees with DA’s/detectives’ position, winds up testifying for defense

Eccentric, brilliant detective savant is incrementally tormented by elusive, brilliant nemesis

Moustache’d new detective has possible mob connections, nice threads, pricey wheels, recurring, hilarious catchphrase

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

(okay, okay, those were too damn specific, feel free to ignore)

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

63. pedophiles are gleefully unrepentant, cartoonish villains, usually fat guys with ice cream trucks

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

64. "MENDOZAAAAAAAA!"

― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Friday, 6 October 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

65. Cop's daughter's boyfried/ suspect is a jobless slacker- possibly with a drug problem- who somehow affords rent on a sprawling loft apartment with exposed brick walls, finished hardwood floors and thoughtful window treatments*.

*Scenic dept. has scattered food wrappers, booze bottles, CD cases, and a guitar around to give the appearance of loft apartment being a shithole.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 6 October 2006 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

66. raincoat-wearing cop stands next to tree in cemetery watching victim's funeral from a distance.

― estela (estela), Friday, 6 October 2006 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

67. it is the most crucial day ever in cop's career and his wife says if he goes in to work she's leaving him. he tells her he has to go. she backs down the driveway in the station wagon and drives off towards her mother's. the kids wave sadly out the back window at him. the actor dog playing the family dog looks thrilled to be going for a ride in a car.

― estela (estela), Friday, 6 October 2006 06:59 (nineteen years ago)

bwahahaha

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 6 October 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

68. There is old/impossible case that everyone has given up on. One cop decides to solve it after meeting grieving relative (usually nice old mum). S/he eventually solves the case and last scene will be cop visiting grieving relative at dead victims grave - old relative will tearfully smile and say that victim is at peace now *choke*

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:03 (nineteen years ago)

69. After solving long, drawn out intractable case. One cop asks another, 'what are you going to do now?', other cop replies 'I'm going home to my family.'

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

70. Nervous, weaselly informant passes info to cop and runs off. Cop shouts after him 'Hey, whaddabout Krapovsky?.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

71. There is crime involving youths! cops go to youth/community centre which will be full of youths breakdancing or doing graffiti or something. There will be a social worker/trendy priest who will say "they are good kids really". At first s/he will be resistant to cops but will come around to cops POV eventually and blow the case wide open.

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:14 (nineteen years ago)

72. Little kids on bicycles/skateboards circling parked patrol car, cop comes out of house, shouts 'Scram' at kids.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:17 (nineteen years ago)

73. rookie cop comes back to patrol car/station house with sandwich for veteran cop; it is wrong kind of sandwich

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:34 (nineteen years ago)

74. Foot chase down alley involving large garbage bins, cardboard boxes and someone trying to climb over an 8ft high chain link fence.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

75. Vacant parking space right outside every single building the hero cops visit.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

76. Streetwise cops tasting white powder to authenticate drugs haul. Mandatory pocket knife to cut plastic bag.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 09:51 (nineteen years ago)

77. disrespectful humour in vicinity of dead body

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 6 October 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

77a. cops have to investigate body that has died in embarassing/saucy situation - like whilst with a hooker or something

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 6 October 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

78. Cops split up a duo of bad guys for questioning, putting each in a different interrogation room. They tell each that the other has given them up, told them everything that happened, and they use their one clue they have found so far as a detail to make it sound like the other bad guy has flopped. One bad guy stays steely and refuses to talk, but the other can't take the stress and gives up some incremenating piece of evidence. Then they walk them back to the cells in such a way that the baddies can see each other and realize that one of them has given the other up.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

79. forensics montage

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

80. researching-the-case montage

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

81. cute, no-nonsense female forensics specialist who can give just as good as she gets

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

82. rugged old cop dude "sneakily" pouring whiskey from a flask into his coffee

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

83. cop who lost the perp on a drinking jag throws not-quite-empty-yet booze bottle against wall/into fireplace

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

83. cop who lost the perp, on a drinking jag throws not-quite-empty-yet booze bottle against wall/into fireplace

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoops!

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

84. Steely cop breaks troubled youth in interrogation. As troubled youth is pulled from the room, possibly crying/yelling, hardened cop looks off in the distance with a there-but-for-the-grace-of-God-go-I expression, remembering his own dark childhood. "I grew up on the same streets as that kid, O'Mally... hard life for anyone..."

― vingt regards (vignt_regards), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

81. fat dirty vested junkie taunts cops, only to be slammed against the wall in quest for info. eventually blabs and ends blabbing with "that's all I know I swear!!", is thrown back onto broken down couch like a crumpled piece of paper

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

86. evil FBI agents muslce in on flat-foot hero cops case, precinct captain secretly lets flat-foot hero cop get on with the case but he must solve it WITHIN 24 HOURS!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

"muscle" even

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

and that should be 'hero flat-foot cop'. jeez i'm tired today

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

87. After briefing at start of shift, the cops start to leave. Chief yells 'Let's be careful out there'.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

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