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Great -- now put on a pair of bootyshorts, write "LINA" on your cheek, and take a snapshot for us!
― Je4nne Ć’ury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in a sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't
come back
again.
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link
Just in case you didn't get it, that's not my dick, it's the first random penis pic I found on the net. Just wanted to shock Ken C...
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 27 January 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link