EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

instant classic

was coming here to post that

Postcards from The Edge

jaysus

british ribaldry is so weird

Talking about the sitz bath fixture:

It's an arse sink?

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 7:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

arse sink in old place

― through a charles barkley (brownie), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 7:54 AM

I dont *think* this is spoilering anything but if you're avoiding GOT spoilers, avert eyes...

(edited for lulz)

The complaining about stalling is pretty funny, when in a way the show has speeded up immensely how fast it takes for characters to go somewhere. Arya spent 3 seasons (?) wandering around Westeros before she got on the ship, it took Jamie a season to get with Brienne to Kings Landing. But it only took Tyrion half a season to get to Meereen, and in this premiere Jamie goes Dorne-Kings Landing between episodes, and Daenerys gets to the dothraki camps as well. And I complained about Melisandre getting to Castle Black from Winterfell in the last thread.

So they're getting rid of the sense of scale of the place. But they're not really replacing it with any propulsion or action.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, April 27, 2016 12:53 AM (8 hours ago)

yeah but once you discover locations you can fast travel between them

...

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, April 27, 2016 12:56 AM (8 hours ago)

Noice.

let the people say the hyperbole about the bey

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, April 29, 2016 7:37 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hybeybole

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 29, 2016 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hyperbeyle

― How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, April 29, 2016 9:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beyperbole

― dc, Friday, April 29, 2016 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hyperbobey

― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, April 29, 2016 9:57 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd like to say I foresaw that. She is in every syllable now

beybeybeybey

whats wrong with just exaggeroncé

"Wednesday night D&D hygiene" is a perfect DN and I would like to use it.

― ulysses, Thursday, May 5, 2016 3:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

God, that Sheryl Crowe album was worse than the other one.

― pplains, Thursday, May 5, 2016 5:04 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It really ought to be "moon-shaped" though, right?

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Monday, May 9, 2016 12:15 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah, they're talking about a person named moon (Keith?) and how they influenced the game of billiards

― 6 god none the richer (m bison), Monday, May 9, 2016 12:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha

looking closely at the letter it's sorta funny, how they explain that they made the sex tape as a result of the "stress of touring" or something

in fairness, when touring is stressing me out I like to tape myself raiding the breakfast buffet at the Hampton Inn. got about a thousand hours of footage by now. eggs, cinnamon rolls. toast. really lets the steam off to watch my breakfast buffet tapes

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, May 10, 2016 6:39 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

psych there is no breakfast buffet at Hampton Inns, I have now successfully trolled the media, how did you like having a mirror held up to yourselves

― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, May 10, 2016 6:40 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"really lets the steam off to watch my breakfast buffet tapes"

did anyone watch the video?

― de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, May 10, 2016 4:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think it exists

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, May 10, 2016 4:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just turns on your device's camera and live streams your face with DO YOU SEE beneath

― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, May 10, 2016 4:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is a nazi > used to be a nazi > has never been a nazi

― a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, May 16, 2016 4:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait reverse those signs for the love of god

― a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, May 16, 2016 4:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love of God wins

Graffiti Bridge holds up a lot better than I expected it would!

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown) wrote this at 2016-05-16 21:16:02.000

the movie or the album

Οὖτις wrote this at 2016-05-16 21:19:30.000

The bridge!

it's getting ott in here / so take off all your clothes (stevie) wrote this at 2016-05-16 21:21:48.000

Is a nazi > used to be a nazi > has never been a nazi

― a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, May 16, 2016 4:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait reverse those signs for the love of god

― a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, May 16, 2016 4:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Groundhog evening.

not even funny ffs, wins would be the first to agree

no way i lol'd hard

i never do this but i thought it was so funny i showed my wife the thread so she could lol too but she was not amused at all

Here's One Man's Demonstration Of Moral Relativity - And You Won't Believe The Notational Error He Makes

vg+

Conversation needs to be here:

Is a nazi > used to be a nazi > has never been a nazi

― a mom shaped pom (wins), 16. maj 2016 22:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait reverse those signs for the love of god

― a mom shaped pom (wins), 16. maj 2016 22:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was gonna say

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), 16. maj 2016 22:23 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is the love of god < used to be the love of god < has never been the love of god

― Sufjan Grafton, 16. maj 2016 22:26 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still a pretty negative post tbh

― Sufjan Grafton, 16. maj 2016 22:27 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dying

― i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), 16. maj 2016 22:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sufjan one of the five best posters on ilx imo

if that's his real name i agree

I think it was originally a play on the mystery writer, the longer version was like "M is for Michigan by Sufjan Grafton" or something like that. It was a good dn.

Excellent poster for sure

xp was originally 'V is for Vermont' because Sue had most recently published "U" is for Undertow. Your version is better tbh because Sue Grafton actually finishes what she starts. As imago knows, I'm not actually so happy about being stuck with it now.

it's never too late to change

You can be who you wanna be

For The Love Of God would make for a decent username imo

Love sufjan, never knew about dn origin

ah, you are all being too kind to me and this ridiculous dn. glad to see I am not annoying some of my favorite posters.

Never said I liked the dn

Never said you didn't annoy me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCP-UIs2kpM

heh, people hate it when I do that.

lol and lol

Breaking Bad guy had a goatee though right? Not a beard.

― how's life, Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he had a van dyck

― balls, Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah it was a pontiac aztek, more of an SUV crossover

― yellow despackling power (Will M.), Tuesday, May 17, 2016 3:27 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"And stop calling me dyck."

Join the Freys of Benteros
everything is at steak

― kinder, Wednesday, May 18, 2016 8:48 AM (14 minutes ago)

You can break into a dead man's phone if you've still got the body. Long-ass password is harder to retrieve.

― pplains, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:04 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.engadget.com/2013/09/16/why-a-disembodied-finger-cant-be-used-to-unlock-the-touch-id-se/

the Touch ID sensor should be remarkably accurate for living creatures, but it also means that only a finger attached to a beating heart will be able to unlock it. So, should someone run up to you, hack off your finger, grab your iPhone and attempt to unlock it, there's virtually no chance it's going to work.

basically you need to be alive in order for touch id to work reliably.
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 04:24 (1 week ago) Permalink

So all that shit in movies where someone glues "fingerprints" to their fingers or wtf ever is all bullshit? Gattaca, u lied to me ;_;

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 06:45 (1 week ago) Permalink

but then again i was reading just last week of something that could be fooled by photocopies of fingerprints.

― koogs, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:04 (1 week ago) Permalink

Heh, just thinking about that use in Batman vs. Superman...
And even that article says you can still use the finger while it's "live" so you have a few minutes to make it work. So what if you freeze the finger? Or run an electric pulse through a disembodied hand? Though yeah probably easier to just make the person unconscious

― Nhex, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:05 (1 week ago) Permalink

Or just buy a phone.

― Alba, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 07:44 (1 week ago) Permalink

lol

heh.