The Suicide Squad Film Follies

just the real thing, right

I'm not trying to get them killed quicker

We live in a world where police killed a teen for cosplaying; in that world, my kids get nothing that even remotely look like weapons.

an unfair but good point

ach Harley Quinn SWAT soft weapon features a series of sounds that play when swung through the air and on impact!

'your kids will be thrilled by the realistic sounds of skull fragments being driven through brain tissue!'

i'm guessing they're more POW and BIFF and WHAM-ETH

not only bad around gunslingers but also bad as encouraging fighting. as a kid i nearly seriously injured a young relative with big novelty boxing gloves. said relative got knocked down with their head very close to a hard edge.

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Take it to the WDYLL thread, forks

How did we miss that WB is selling what is very nearly a Margot/Harley living doll?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUcLzxMFq4

http://www.avclub.com/article/suicide-squad-totally-fuck-you-hardcore-pg-13-rati-237894

The MPAA obviously agreed, saying the rating was due to “sequences of violence and action throughout, disturbing behavior, and suggestive content and language.” Oh, it’s gonna suggest the hell out of some language and content, letting your mind fill in the blanks of all that awesome violence and language you’re not going to see or hear onscreen. Meanwhile, Deadpool continues to be the highest-grossing R-rated film in history. “Yeah, whatever. F that,” retorts Suicide Squad, because, hey, language.

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“Purple Lamborghini” by Skrillex & Rick Ross
“Sucker For Pain” (with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign & X Ambassadors) by Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons
“Heathens” by twenty one pilots
“Standing In The Rain” (feat. Mark Ronson) by Action Bronson & Dan Auerbach (of The Black Keys)
“Gangsta” by Kehlani
“Know Better” by Kevin Gates
“You Don’t Own Me” (feat. G-Eazy) by Grace
“Without Me” by Eminem
“Wreak Havoc” by Skylar Grey
“Medieval Warfare” by Grimes
“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! At The Disco
“Slippin’ Into Darkness” by War
“Fortunate Son” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
“I Started a Joke” (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX

“Bohemian Rhapsody” by Panic! At The Disco

uhh

I'll be so disappointed if the Joker isn't introduced in an extended musical number where he does the futterwacken to "Without Me".

This is the kind of soundtrack that should come with the case pre-scuffed and markdown used CD price stickers on it indicating it already made the rounds of old chains like the Wherehouse before finally ending up in the dusty cardboard box at the charity shop a strip mall church theoretically runs.

“I Started a Joke” (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX

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Pre-cover?

nominate ned to pre-cover 'without me'

I'm to the point on ilx pop culture threads where Old Lunch posts my own thoughts before I read the thread

keep up the good work!

xpost -- Thank you no. I will however coordinate a volunteer effort to delete the master files.

xpost Haha, thanks, will do.

'Slippin' Into Darkness' is a tite track, anyway. If it gets the kids into War, something positive will have been achieved by this endeavor.

My wife is a fairly popular author of steamy Joker/Harley fic. I'd love to enlist her help in writing some erotic lyrics that I could set to some brutally beautiful metal riffs should a precovers sesh come to pass

Something something show you my squirting flower

Rhyme 'Juggalos' with 'juggle those'. This thing writes itself.

'where does he get those wonderful toys', harley gasped

'This clown needs an enema.'

Lost opportunity here for a Steve Miller/Lil Wayne collab.

'i'm gonna make this penis disappear'

okay i'll stop now

I make no such vow.

'Gonna make my puddin' pop'

'you can rub my rhubarb any day mistah j'

Why so serious?
Take a ride upon my laughing fish

All A+ contributions, good work team, you truly are super villians

very the crow ost is the worst record i have ever heard

I was thinking Spawn.

^^What Harley does to achieve orgasm.

38% on RT...

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/suicide_squad_2016/

Welp. Nice knowin' ya, DC cinematic universe.

i'm shocked

SHOCKED

saw some quote from the director in the NYT about how the end was "morally questionable" or something like that - put my fears to rest

oof

From the first scene to the last, it’s an absolute mess, one whose harried pacing, jumbled narrative, and blaring soundtrack of radio hits suggests a desperate post-production attempt to reconfigure what Ayer got on set into something palatable and poppy.

viola davis as amanda waller seems like the only good decision anyone involved in this movie made, huh

Not convinced that this is the end of the DCCU, this is more like 'what if Deadpool tanked'

I imagine that negative reviews will only bolster the fervent defense of the movie by the people to whom it is targeted (Ed Hardy wearin' gritty muderverse stans).

xpost Except that they're planning to build a 10+ film franchise off of a scant handful of underwhelming and underperforming flicks. If this one doesn't turn things around...

you just described zack snyder iirc xp

Wonder Woman is seriously the first entry of this nonsense that looked like something I might pay money to see. The recent bombshell that Snyder was more hands-on than at first indicated, though, gives me second thoughts.

i can't wait for the schadenfreude lols that future behind-the-scenes production stories will bring - seems like it was a bit of a shitshow from start to finish

It sounded very much like they reshot and re-edited much of the movie at the eleventh hour as a reaction to the success of Deadpool. Which seems like a pretty great recipe for cinematic magic (I call it 'cinemagic').

In polite old New England vernacular, calling a misbehaved child "fresh" is tantamount to calling him a vile little shit. It's reserved for ill-tempered, snarky kids who cuss a lot. My mom calls Hot Topic "Fresh Topic," and referred in the '80s to Bart Simpson as "that fresh yellow boy." In every possible way, this movie looks like it's trying to be fresh.

One time in high school when I was with my extended family around the holidays, my weird and similarly-aged cousin kept coming up to me and my brothers and saying random curse words under his breath and giggling like it was super transgressive but it was actually just sad and more than a little uncomfortable. I guess WB decided that audiences nationwide should have that same experience.

https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/760511837083435008

Can't trust the SUICIDE SQUAD reviews because there's a very real chance the critics were all driven insane by how twisted it is