EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

huhtikuuta is also a lovely word.

The period also makes sense, instead of going 1st 2nd 3rd 4th it's just 1. 2. 3. Easy peasy.

Europe is always right with these things. The metric system, people. How many pounds does a cubic foot of water weigh? Huh?

62.4 pounds

12 parsecs

we measure liquids in pints, quarts, and gallons, not feet!

a quart of water is about two pounds, pretty easy to remember

All my references to weights and measures on ILX from now on will be exclusively in IMPERIAL units, just to annoy Frederik.

otm

No Euros either, it's pounds, shillings, guineas, crowns, groats, ha'pennies etc

The only acceptable way to write a date is ISO 8601 format, eg 2016-04-15.

http://www.tattoosbeautiful.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/a4feb1fcc4b9be0ff606a682b163d223.jpg

xpost it's the Ides of April, Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen, savages

https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E18/211627.jpg?b64lines=IFRoZSBtZXRyaWMgc3lzdGVtIGlzIHRoZQogdG9vbCBvZiB0aGUgZGV2aWwhIE15IGNhcgogZ2V0cyA0MCByb2RzIHRvIHRoZQogaG9nc2hlYWQgYW5kIHRoYXQncyB0aGUKIHdheSBJIGxpa2VzIGl0Lg==

unixtime is the only rational measurement

Was that pointed at me?

― Tuomas, Friday, April 15, 2016 10:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah! I didn't know how the date format worked there before, it is cool (but it did confuse me at first... when I see "NAME, NUMBER." I think age e.g. "Will, 12."

The only acceptable way to write a date is ISO 8601 format, eg 2016-04-15.

― eyecrud (silby), Friday, April 15, 2016 10:41 AM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See this is what i'm talking about. I can sort these alphabetically and get a chronological list. Perfect.

By "this is what I'm talking about" i don't mean I was literally talking about it. I was just saying OTM.

xpost it's the Ides of April, Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Sixteen, savages

#actually the ides of april is the 13th

month-day-year is nutty as hell. what a bunch of characters. you guys crack me up, you guys in belize, the federated states of micronesia and the united states, you crack me up

love belize

speaker box!

I don't mind the American, etc. way of setting the date. Kind of a in a Section II, Paragraph 3 of the Document sorta way.

But no periods in phone numbers. Your phone number is not an IP address.

It always bothers me when people don't pronounce Casablanca with the long 'a' in every syllable as intended.

― I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Sunday, April 17, 2016 5:14 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what? cā-sā-blān-cā?

sorry i missed this was excelsior :(

that comes off as quite a salty zing lol

I think we all missed that

if only we had a lawyer here to sort this out

I'm a lawyer

I specialise in bird law

no soliciting

do you specialize in...big-bottom birds?

Up before the beak tomorrow then?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9d/The_Pelican_Brief.jpg

One of my bigger cases

Pplains, your job sounds like purgatory

― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Sunday, April 17, 2016 4:37 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More like lmbo

― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Sunday, April 17, 2016 5:34 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Tiffany" would like me to knock on doors for Bernie today.

― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, April 16, 2016 6:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did she say whether she thinks that you and she are alone now?

― up is where sentence-ending prepositions make me throw (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, April 16, 2016 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did she invite you over for breakfast?

― clemenza, Saturday, April 16, 2016 8:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is she the tiffany from the other thing?????!

― • (sleepingbag), Saturday, April 16, 2016 8:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol I am still sad I missed out on making jokes when someone from the Clinton campaign called to try to recruit me to caucus and the caller's name was Chelsea

Woke up, it was a Chelsea phoning.

RE: Billy Corgan's latest interview with Alex Jones on Infowars.com:

from the new interview: "Like I've said before, I think it was very prescient of you to call it an Infowar."
― flappy bird, Wednesday, April 20, 2016 3:26 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I came in the door I said it before
I think it was very prescient of you to call it an Infowar
― how's life, Wednesday, April 20, 2016 4:01 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Standing ovation for that one

instant classic

was coming here to post that

Postcards from The Edge

jaysus

british ribaldry is so weird

Talking about the sitz bath fixture:

It's an arse sink?

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 7:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

arse sink in old place

― through a charles barkley (brownie), Tuesday, April 26, 2016 7:54 AM

I dont *think* this is spoilering anything but if you're avoiding GOT spoilers, avert eyes...

(edited for lulz)

The complaining about stalling is pretty funny, when in a way the show has speeded up immensely how fast it takes for characters to go somewhere. Arya spent 3 seasons (?) wandering around Westeros before she got on the ship, it took Jamie a season to get with Brienne to Kings Landing. But it only took Tyrion half a season to get to Meereen, and in this premiere Jamie goes Dorne-Kings Landing between episodes, and Daenerys gets to the dothraki camps as well. And I complained about Melisandre getting to Castle Black from Winterfell in the last thread.

So they're getting rid of the sense of scale of the place. But they're not really replacing it with any propulsion or action.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, April 27, 2016 12:53 AM (8 hours ago)

yeah but once you discover locations you can fast travel between them

...

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, April 27, 2016 12:56 AM (8 hours ago)

Noice.

let the people say the hyperbole about the bey

― And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, April 29, 2016 7:37 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hybeybole

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, April 29, 2016 7:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hyperbeyle

― How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, April 29, 2016 9:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beyperbole

― dc, Friday, April 29, 2016 9:50 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hyperbobey

― ejemplo (crüt), Friday, April 29, 2016 9:57 AM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd like to say I foresaw that. She is in every syllable now