Stay Away From Old Man Haggerty's ShedHe's fucking crazy. I heard he killed a kid and ate him. He went crazy ever since his wife died and now he just wants kids to have just the worst time. Whoever told you I have a secret stash of Penthouse behind that shed is a fucking liar. Who told you that? I swear to fucking God I'll end them
― yellow despackling power (Will M.), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:56 (eight years ago) link
That Wasn't Pot, It Was Italian SeasoningYes it was! Doug wanted to make a pizza tonight so I told him I'd bring the seasonings over. I don't know why it smells like pot because I don't even know what pot smells like. Why do YOU know what pot smells like, that's the real question. Just get off my back for once, jeez.
― I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 9 May 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link
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― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link
I applaud this revive.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link