xxxp has already been done shorter, funnier and with pictures
http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/2/2209003586378213.jpg
― T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)
That crazy 20 minutes when you look in mirror and think, what has become of my life? Will I ever be happy? And you make yourself sick JUST as your Feasters is ready!
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:03 (ten years ago)
OK, we're falling into "failure pile in a sadness bowl" territory here.
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:42 (ten years ago)
Oops!
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:12 (ten years ago)
Totally forgot about that.
― Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:14 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/12573920_10153927927904612_5978984652520573889_n.jpg?oh=4d3dd05ad82bce5fc22457f01eca52d9&oe=57B0EC42
― Darin, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:15 (ten years ago)
Fleck yr privilege
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:18 (ten years ago)
He can be as manicured-beardy as he likes, everyone still associates him with hamsters
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:29 (ten years ago)
lol
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:01 (ten years ago)
Those Feasters images are Tommy Weiseau-level.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:49 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12961553_845797212198471_249343425629742403_n.jpg?oh=c755b8ba73a1c1b197a8b06dbb57f25a&oe=57B32190
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:22 (ten years ago)
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 11:18 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/KmK0x5q.jpg
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:05 (ten years ago)
Absolutely fucking hate that book and film franchise and all its fucking fans, since I was a kid and the very first one came out
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:58 (ten years ago)
Hope they all naively summon their shadow in a sort of oceanic ritual and get chased around by it and it kills their little animal friend that lives in their hood
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:00 (ten years ago)
wow you must have been a really cool 5th grader
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:55 (ten years ago)
i guess everybody has strong opinions about something
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)
I didn't realize that little "my precious!" troll had such big ears. Was that from the prequel?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:23 (ten years ago)
the ears were always enormous in the movies he appeared in
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:24 (ten years ago)
I'm not talking about Yoda from Star Wars, Amos.
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (ten years ago)
to be clear then, you were pulling in a wholly new out-of-context thought and expecting everyone to follow you with the context you provided?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (ten years ago)
gosh, if only there were some robust database we could scour to find out what famous literary or cinematic characters have ever uttered the phrase "my preciousssssss"
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (ten years ago)
a troll?
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:45 (ten years ago)
I think I see now. It was something like a joke, in the same way a plate of spaghetti is something like a squid.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:49 (ten years ago)
Getless
― qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:04 (ten years ago)
How big are your ears, Aimless?
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:07 (ten years ago)
^ahh, my favorite Mills Brothers song
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:17 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13007272_10157030028820354_5689817639789217399_n.jpg?oh=df8bb8dceeedf1f6098a4d4dd09d9894&oe=5783454A
― nomar, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (ten years ago)
....
http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Wat-Meme-Tumblr-04.jpg
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 04:31 (ten years ago)
http://s21.postimg.org/vpqcsd4o7/friend.png
― qualx, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:36 (ten years ago)
"Wanker"
― great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 06:23 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqDxEfnIIAAwsQl.png:small
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:29 (ten years ago)
what??
― Nhex, Friday, 15 April 2016 20:34 (ten years ago)
i heart rygar
― ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:53 (ten years ago)
http://www.signedsport.co.uk/images/Leeds-TDorigo-12x8.jpg
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 April 2016 09:21 (ten years ago)
https://36.media.tumblr.com/909b54598e267d8c44bbb2e27b4c4cd6/tumblr_o57qb7OdVa1urnr89o1_500.jpg
Powerful.
― qualx, Monday, 18 April 2016 00:40 (ten years ago)
Man, it's amazing how little Warhammer figurines have changed since I was poring over the catalog on field day in seventh grade. Powerful.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 18 April 2016 01:56 (ten years ago)
tree/fish attack ftw
― ulysses, Monday, 18 April 2016 02:17 (ten years ago)
When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted.. when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that facebook macros of apocryphal quotes from wise native americans were not an effective campaigning tool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 18 April 2016 08:55 (ten years ago)
It's the stripey socks that ruin that one.
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:20 (ten years ago)
Well and all the rest of it
@Dr Casino it has the look very specifically of one of those that your mate would have, and you wouldn't have, and you'd resent them for it and for all the attention it got, and yet, and yet, you weren't convinced it was a particularly good one
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:27 (ten years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/purpleclvr/photos/a.375609882543951.1073741828.369508529820753/1441135552658040/?type=3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 18 April 2016 09:28 (ten years ago)
ergh
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/13012703_1441135552658040_4709324274391655444_n.jpg?oh=cd4a1a5526de0b7d043974a3992500bb&oe=577DDD7B
http://i.imgur.com/2MugPfn.jpg
finally
― ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 18 April 2016 13:39 (ten years ago)
Seems like that person needs to discover twitter so they don't have to resort to making stupid text images any longer.
― Evan, Monday, 18 April 2016 14:57 (ten years ago)
This is called "moneybags"
― eyecrud (silby), Monday, 18 April 2016 15:35 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12963428_1595894337124597_8532978568991707320_n.jpg?oh=9bc58f526eac8c1c4fbbf9a1e7384b1b&oe=57BF5115
― how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:05 (ten years ago)
Not sure where it originated, but definitely shared unironically all over my fb feed this weekend, including by a Vietnam vet.
― how's life, Monday, 18 April 2016 17:06 (ten years ago)
#WarIsHell #ButAlsoPrettyCool
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 10:21 (ten years ago)