why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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^^^

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:20 (ten years ago)

Campus social justice movements aren't armed but they are strategic Marxist self-defense units imo.

eyecrud (silby), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:21 (ten years ago)

Armed with chalk, perhaps.

Evan, Monday, 11 April 2016 16:27 (ten years ago)

Frequently, yes.

eyecrud (silby), Monday, 11 April 2016 16:45 (ten years ago)

Not too good at naming themselves, either.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:40 (ten years ago)

feasters are a sort of off-brand version of the more popular rustlers

they have 4000 facebook likes, so maybe they are not that bad, but only 10 followers on their official twitter account despite the fact that they have been tweeting daily for over six months now, which seems odd. I don't think I've ever seen a brand with so few twitter followers - it seems like it would be awkward tweeting anonymous twitter brand type stuff to so small a number of people? rustlers have 8,839 twitter followers.

soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:46 (ten years ago)

Feasters sounds like a fake Tim Heidecker brand, especially given those example social media posts

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:51 (ten years ago)

they are real! here's a youtube review to prove it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N8Tc4FeCqI

soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 17:56 (ten years ago)

I will eat a microwave burger no fronting but who's gonna pretend it's cool?

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)

http://static4.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/3/38919/1010904-poochie.gif

ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:06 (ten years ago)

can't believe you're suggesting that feasters are not down with the kids

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12552744_587932611361005_1668285582828897333_n.png?oh=08c44339233121a053cf00cca818fe4a&oe=5779FAB2

soref, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:08 (ten years ago)

lol these guys are bad at this

ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:17 (ten years ago)

me too apparently:
http://i.imgur.com/coe8lHK.png

ulysses, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:21 (ten years ago)

xxxp has already been done shorter, funnier and with pictures

http://cdn2.funscrape.com/Images/2/2209003586378213.jpg

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)

That crazy 20 minutes when you look in mirror and think, what has become of my life? Will I ever be happy? And you make yourself sick JUST as your Feasters is ready!

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:03 (ten years ago)

OK, we're falling into "failure pile in a sadness bowl" territory here.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 20:42 (ten years ago)

Oops!

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:12 (ten years ago)

Totally forgot about that.

Evan, Tuesday, 12 April 2016 21:14 (ten years ago)

Fleck yr privilege

never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:18 (ten years ago)

He can be as manicured-beardy as he likes, everyone still associates him with hamsters

a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 22:29 (ten years ago)

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:01 (ten years ago)

Those Feasters images are Tommy Weiseau-level.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 April 2016 23:49 (ten years ago)

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12961553_845797212198471_249343425629742403_n.jpg?oh=c755b8ba73a1c1b197a8b06dbb57f25a&oe=57B32190

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 09:22 (ten years ago)

lol

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 11:18 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/KmK0x5q.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 12:05 (ten years ago)

Absolutely fucking hate that book and film franchise and all its fucking fans, since I was a kid and the very first one came out

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:58 (ten years ago)

Hope they all naively summon their shadow in a sort of oceanic ritual and get chased around by it and it kills their little animal friend that lives in their hood

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:00 (ten years ago)

wow you must have been a really cool 5th grader

qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 15:55 (ten years ago)

i guess everybody has strong opinions about something

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)

I didn't realize that little "my precious!" troll had such big ears. Was that from the prequel?

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:23 (ten years ago)

the ears were always enormous in the movies he appeared in

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:24 (ten years ago)

I'm not talking about Yoda from Star Wars, Amos.

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (ten years ago)

to be clear then, you were pulling in a wholly new out-of-context thought and expecting everyone to follow you with the context you provided?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (ten years ago)

gosh, if only there were some robust database we could scour to find out what famous literary or cinematic characters have ever uttered the phrase "my preciousssssss"

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (ten years ago)

a troll?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:45 (ten years ago)

I think I see now. It was something like a joke, in the same way a plate of spaghetti is something like a squid.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:49 (ten years ago)

Getless

qualx, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:04 (ten years ago)

How big are your ears, Aimless?

pplains, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:07 (ten years ago)

^ahh, my favorite Mills Brothers song

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:17 (ten years ago)

....

http://memesvault.com/wp-content/uploads/Wat-Meme-Tumblr-04.jpg

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 14 April 2016 04:31 (ten years ago)

http://s21.postimg.org/vpqcsd4o7/friend.png

qualx, Friday, 15 April 2016 04:36 (ten years ago)

"Wanker"

great sage equal to heaven (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 April 2016 06:23 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqDxEfnIIAAwsQl.png:small

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:29 (ten years ago)

what??

Nhex, Friday, 15 April 2016 20:34 (ten years ago)

i heart rygar

ulysses, Friday, 15 April 2016 23:53 (ten years ago)

http://www.signedsport.co.uk/images/Leeds-TDorigo-12x8.jpg

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 16 April 2016 09:21 (ten years ago)


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