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roffling my cock off

― kenan, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Did I hallucinate it or did Jack-as_Jefferson called Maury "Maurence"?

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

"No sir, we just talked about Anderson Cooper mostly."

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahhaha no you did not hallucinate that.
xpost

― maura, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"
"No. I don't do that."

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

i could talk about this show all day

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i also liked the they kept the lemon/jordan star wars fetish going this episode

liz only had tootsie and star wars and on the maury show jefferson said "may the force be with you"

also the scene waking up with a dvd menu repeating itself is pretty classic

― cutty, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

i could talk about this show all day

i kind of have to force myself not to

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

I definitely had to rewind to make sure I hadn't made up "Maurence" in the midst of a hail of lolz

― A B C, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

'if kenneth can beat me, and you can beat kenneth, then by the transitive property, you should beat me too!!!!'

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

"I leave particles of guys like you in my wind."

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

on the maury show jefferson said "may the force be with you"

hahahahah forgot all about this

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I was just recapping the "white guy dials a phone like this" stand-up for someone, via imitation:

ME: beep boop beep (pause) boop beep
PERSON: What was that in the middle?
ME: No seriously, he licked his finger!

(Sometimes I am tempted to sign up for some kind of amateur sign-up night and do like 10 straight minutes of this kind of thing, except instead of black/white I'd do "Eritrean walks his dog like this," or "Hutus drive like this, but Tutsis, Tutsis drive this."

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Or maybe "Senegalese guy" and "Gambian guy" -- Hutus / Tutsis = too soon :(

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

you should do that!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

This would totally involve a fake Foreigner accent and lots of "amirite? guys? amirite? cause that's how Kashmiris drive, seriously."

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

(Any Muslim comedians who read this and want to steal the idea for a "Sunnis drive a car bomb like this, but Shias..." bit is totally welcome.)

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

Tracy's delivery of the word "drama" after explaining his Norbit-style Thomas Jefferson film was perfect.

― Gukbe, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

man on the street commercial for tarzan on ice

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2285/kennethdooron7.gif

― A B C, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

"love is like an onion. you peel away layer after stinky layer until you're just... weeping over the sink."

― ^@^, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

"what's that? mc lyte just murdered danny bonaduce?!? thanks PHONE."

― ^@^, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

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― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

I would pay good money to see MC Lyte murder Danny Bonaduce.

― Nicole, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

"thanks PHONE" was great

i hope other people love this show as much as we do, cause we love the shit out of it

― cutty, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

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My jaw hit the floor at that.

I'm going to be all over the season 1 dvd set.

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 6 April 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's like the audience for a bobby mcferrin concert up in here!

― tehresa, Friday, 6 April 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

MY you're friendly!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 7 April 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

I feel as confused and betrayed as those people who worked with Tootsie.

― mizzell, Saturday, 7 April 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

SUCH A GOOD SHOW!!!!!

― s1ocki, Saturday, 7 April 2007 08:50 (nineteen years ago)

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I am wiping away the tears, because I forgot about Will Arnett's short robe while he was doing his karate, and then when he walked to the hotel room door, there it was again.

Also "I rode a horse all the way from heaven".

Please don't ever let them take away my show.

― accentmonkey, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

they won't, for another season at least

― impudent harlot, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

MAKIN' IT HAPPEN

- "Honey, I'm home!"

- "Oh, great."

― Clay, Sunday, 8 April 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

and then doesn't the song go
'it didn't haaapppennnn'
?
hahaha

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 8 April 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

I think it goes, "We made it.... happen"

― max, Sunday, 8 April 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man Kenneth's little cringe and tongue-stick-out when Will Arnett gave him the liquor was so classssic

― sous les paves, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg so i basically just watched a few clips of this on youtube and have no idea why i haven't been watching it all along. so fucking funny

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

All the shows are available to watch in full at the nbc.com website.

― sous les paves, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

o.0

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

um... only 5 are...

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

The high levels of WTF?!?!ness make me think of some Adult Swim shows, but better.

― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

Well not ALL of them, but like, the last 5 episodes

― sous les paves, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

If torrents are your thing: http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=30+rock+eztv

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

jungle-fever haver

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

ow... ow... ow... my bones...

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

I missed the beginning! Why was the girl from "Match Point" so fragile?

― molly mummenschanz, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

"I have Avian Bone Syndrome"

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 13 April 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

I do enjoy how they've been letting the last joke run off into the black of the end credits...

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

AWAIT IT IN HIS DROPPINGS

― marmotwolof, Friday, 13 April 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahahah

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 13 April 2007 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

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