mayo: the devil's condiment

will ye have a mayo

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A southern staple. Is the nanner sammich not known outside the deep south (or Elvis fandom)?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT, DALE

Oh man, I never posted on here about the place in DC that serves gyros with mayonnaise instead of tzatziki? THAT was an unpleasant surprise.

― how's life, Tuesday, October 6, 2015 1:39 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uggghhhh, I like mayo, but that's unforgivable.

― Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Tuesday, October 6, 2015 1:40 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just hit up a food truck and had this happen to me again. The list of ingredients included "sauce" so I asked the guy if it was a yogurt sauce. He just told me "it's tzatziki". Got it back to my office and it's got mayo in it for sure, although not as repellent a mixture as last time, so at least I was able eat the whole thing.

every time this thread is revived, I crack up

it's just the best

(foods)

every time this thread is revived, I barf

gonna make chili tonight in honor of this thread

every time this thread is revived I lol and lol

incidentally, i don't care for cow's milk butter (or any other mammal, wiseass) and actively avoid most foods cooked or baked with excessive butter (exceptions for croissants). We're a coconut/olive oil house.

― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 9, 2015 4:18 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah well you have your lifestyle and whatever

― j., Friday, October 9, 2015 4:21 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought this revive was gonna be for Artisanal Mayo Store Getting Priced Out of Prospect Heights, Owner Says

It's mYbe both the dislike I encounter most, and th one I understand the least.

imagine someone sneezing in your mouth

now imagine that person sneezing on your sandwich and saying "here is your delicious spread"

this is the platonic ideal of mayo

mayo is nothing to sneeze at

there is a wide variety of mayo out there and some is disgusting and some is absolutely delicious

Mayo is still good, love too eat fries with freshly made mayo

Or frites with aioli if you prefer

love to throw mayonnaise into the garbage and then throw some aoili in afterwards and then stand in the middle of the kitchen screaming LET THEM KILL EACH OTHER

my favorite kind of mayo are those spicy peruvian mayo-based chili sauces, i made some at home a few weeks ago with lomo saltado and it was delicious

trying to imagine a mayo scenario that would not be improved by substituting with hot sauce

well, blue cheese dressing is typically made with mayonnaise. can't imagine the hot sauce version being a big improvement.

but i'd say the same for tuna & egg salad, so what do i know?

can't imagine a mayo scenario that would not be improved by substituting with nothing

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ILX taate testers

hot sauce is life but it's not a substitute for mayo!

i must have mayo AND mustard on a hamburger. this is weird b/c it's usually either/or. no ketchup obv.

i must have mayo on blt.

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our parents were disgusting

what the hell

https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/926/d85e2fc0-f75a-0132-f13f-0ed54733f8f5.JPG?

omigod I'm gonna throw up at my desk

good work, bizarro, we'll have these mayo-loving commie sons of bitches recanting in no time

you don't truly know what mayo is until you've felt it squelch between yr toes

Good sex sounds just like macaroni and cheese being stirred <-- needs mayo

Does Mayonnaise make a good substitute for anal lubricant?

My husband and I ran out of lubricant last week and he is coming home from a business trip and i want to surprise him with some anal delight could mayonnaise suffice as a substitute?

i guess this would make her butthole a literal salad

first there was egg salad

then, we had potato salad

someone moved on to ham salad

but we didn't know true horror until we got to... butthole salad

usually they take the mayo out after the anal delight and put it on top of stuff it is called "thousand island"

German butthole salad uses vinegar instead of mayo

german butthole salad usually served on a poop shelf iirc

with a urine spritzer

i'm more horrified by "anal delight" than anything merely mayo

skyrockets in flight
surprise anal delight

gotta hand it to this thread, when it went for the mayonnaise/anal connection, it went all in

I am pretty sure everyone has already imagined the smell of adding mayo to anal delight but... imagine the smell

Diving Into the Wreck: Summer Gay Thread 2016

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hellman's bottles and best foods jars
ikea lamp, you're in my way
anal delight happ'ning tonight
Look what's going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of mayo butthole

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hungry4assmayo

xxp: why ikea lamp?

Imagined person posting question inside. Ikea lamps are the mighty oaks of the inside.