everybody on ilx complains about reddit

obv depends on the population youre looking at too, is this just US

what % of people fantasize about being adopted, or having a different dad, or whatever? that's more interesting to me

someone run the numbers

https://dorkdaddydotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/cupboard.jpg

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/04/cuckoldry-is-incredibly-rare-among-humans/

did your mom tell you to share that link?

note use of "unknowingly"

they just don't tell the kids

90% of fathers are cuckold fetishists

maybe they just wish to see their partner they love given pleasure in a way they can't provide

(haha no)

Lol

see kids cukcing is when a daddy really loves a mommy and he just wants to see her get plowed by another daddy

don't forget about the "black people are animals who defiled your mom, kids, that's the sweet spot." "does that mean i'm an animal, dad?" "no son, you're one of the good ones. now get the hell out of my sight."

http://i.imgur.com/JHS69JW.png

heck yeah

I want to know how they've heard that

Reminds me of a conversation I overheard when I was in college. Two guys had sort of cornered this girl at a party and been like "which car would make you more attracted to a guy - a souped-up Honda Civic or a Ford Mustang", those being their respective cars. She had to repeatedly say "no, you just don't get it. that wouldn't factor into my decision at all."

Hard for it to sink in when most of your incentive for either car choice has been based on the attention you believe you'll get from women as a result.

so true, talked with my (male) friends for a good two hours about the best car choice to attract women. can't believe women don't understand that I have the best car choice for attracting them.

Well in all those advertisements beautiful bystanders are completely stricken with envy and lust at the sight of another beautiful person driving a sedan while squinting, so therefore they'd be REALLY blown away by a noisy two door vehicle.

Idk. I dated someone with a cool car once and it definitely made her seem cooler. When I was in the car with her, I felt cooler too. And I am not even a car person, I take mass transit

yeah but would it have been cooler if it was a different brand of cool car

It was a volkswagen beetle convertible. My idea of a cool car might be different than these mustang owners, although I always secretly wanted to own a vintage mustang. Modern sports cars have no poetry to them imo

The car factored in zero percent in my decision to date this person too.... Thess guys are wrong if they think it will put them over the edge. At best a car is a bonus.

tbh thinking you're missing the gendered implications and redditness of this

do you think yr date was just into cars or would debate online whether she could pick up more Treeships with the beetle or with a fiero

Idk. I dated someone with a cool car once and it definitely made her seem cooler. When I was in the car with her, I felt cooler too. And I am not even a car person, I take mass transit

― Treeship, Monday, April 18, 2016 10:46 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then maybe you were enticed by the concept of transportation that wasn't restricted to designated "stops"

the american dream

maybe. if i had unlimited money i would totally have a car

Fellow Redditors, I just can't get why girls always go for fancy sports cars when this Civic I've got doesn't go as fast (won't hurt them as bad if they get hit) and gets better miles per gallon (I make sure to change the oil, air filters, brake pads every 250 miles.)

this is astonishing from the first sentence and keeps getting worse

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/4f2h0x/blowjobs_have_ruined_my_sex_life_i_am_fed_up_am_i/

Have to know now if Treeship thinks PT Cruisers are cool

picturing scenes from The Big Treeshipski where a sensibly dressed young man grabs a shandy from the fridge, hops in his VW beetle convertible, and pops in a Xiu Xiu cassette

lol that one goole posted is either a parody of the style or an outstanding example of it

was waiting for the last sentence to be "and he was in a car accident, and his dick is where his balls were, and his balls are where his dick was"

dear god, goole

"This post is locked, there isn't much thoughtful discussion happening here."

Jesus

Good lord. Every paragraph just gets worse and worse.He sounds more selfish and awful with every part, and like he takes you for granted.
That being said, what if, and this is a big if, but what if that's gay porn he's watching on his phone. Suddenly the rest of the story makes a lot more sense, albeit all that much more tragic.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OkCupid/comments/4fzcbr/i_27m_think_i_may_have_found_the_one_or_at_least/

You guys really seem to hover around all the relationship subreddits, don't you. There are plenty of other kinds of worrisome subreddits out there, too!

https://www.reddit.com/r/counting

how many times I gotta post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOqb_UzJSUQ

lol. bookmarking that.

http://i.imgur.com/oSKXbCG.jpg

lol

"churn hog" is what the hip kids are calling it these days eh

My god, the trending subreddits.

self.publicmasturbation

god i hope that isn't a real thing

it's not

i don't even know what to believe with reddit anymore