everybody on ilx complains about reddit

i try to be open-minded but this particular kink really grosses me out :/

i think it would be ok/relatively un-traumatic if they were just like, "we are polyamorous that's why your mom had other partners." but i really hope they don't decide to be completely honest hear by explaining the father's cuckold fetish.

*here

feel like the 18 year old probably knows that you are weirdos

might not know his dad isn't his dad tho

sorry, her* dad

Non-Romantic

glad Treeship is here to provide some insight into this possibly fake reddit post

ideas for ilx: sock character enters now and scoffs at everyone else for being so provincial; claims that her parents were cuckold fetishes and she turned out fine. rinse sock and repeat multiple times with new display names and stories ("this was totally common in the 70's, you guys are so uptight" "there was a zine in pittsburgh for the community and everyone did it" "i LIKE having three dads, what's wrong with that") until thread is locked

jerrygarcia6669

some insane amt of ppl have different fathers than they think like ~10% according to some study that im extremely vaguely recalling and cld be way off on the actual number just remember being like whoa that many huh ppl sure do love to bone, not sure how many of those are cuck fetish induced

huh that might actually explain one of my cousins

Is she hot?

quite the opposite, my friend

so her "dad" is hot then?

10% seems high i woulda guessed like 3-5% though

obv depends on the population youre looking at too, is this just US

what % of people fantasize about being adopted, or having a different dad, or whatever? that's more interesting to me

someone run the numbers

https://dorkdaddydotcom.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/cupboard.jpg

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/04/cuckoldry-is-incredibly-rare-among-humans/

did your mom tell you to share that link?

note use of "unknowingly"

they just don't tell the kids

90% of fathers are cuckold fetishists

maybe they just wish to see their partner they love given pleasure in a way they can't provide

(haha no)

Lol

see kids cukcing is when a daddy really loves a mommy and he just wants to see her get plowed by another daddy

don't forget about the "black people are animals who defiled your mom, kids, that's the sweet spot." "does that mean i'm an animal, dad?" "no son, you're one of the good ones. now get the hell out of my sight."

http://i.imgur.com/JHS69JW.png

heck yeah

I want to know how they've heard that

Reminds me of a conversation I overheard when I was in college. Two guys had sort of cornered this girl at a party and been like "which car would make you more attracted to a guy - a souped-up Honda Civic or a Ford Mustang", those being their respective cars. She had to repeatedly say "no, you just don't get it. that wouldn't factor into my decision at all."

Hard for it to sink in when most of your incentive for either car choice has been based on the attention you believe you'll get from women as a result.

so true, talked with my (male) friends for a good two hours about the best car choice to attract women. can't believe women don't understand that I have the best car choice for attracting them.

Well in all those advertisements beautiful bystanders are completely stricken with envy and lust at the sight of another beautiful person driving a sedan while squinting, so therefore they'd be REALLY blown away by a noisy two door vehicle.

Idk. I dated someone with a cool car once and it definitely made her seem cooler. When I was in the car with her, I felt cooler too. And I am not even a car person, I take mass transit

yeah but would it have been cooler if it was a different brand of cool car

It was a volkswagen beetle convertible. My idea of a cool car might be different than these mustang owners, although I always secretly wanted to own a vintage mustang. Modern sports cars have no poetry to them imo

The car factored in zero percent in my decision to date this person too.... Thess guys are wrong if they think it will put them over the edge. At best a car is a bonus.

tbh thinking you're missing the gendered implications and redditness of this

do you think yr date was just into cars or would debate online whether she could pick up more Treeships with the beetle or with a fiero

Idk. I dated someone with a cool car once and it definitely made her seem cooler. When I was in the car with her, I felt cooler too. And I am not even a car person, I take mass transit

― Treeship, Monday, April 18, 2016 10:46 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Then maybe you were enticed by the concept of transportation that wasn't restricted to designated "stops"

the american dream

maybe. if i had unlimited money i would totally have a car

Fellow Redditors, I just can't get why girls always go for fancy sports cars when this Civic I've got doesn't go as fast (won't hurt them as bad if they get hit) and gets better miles per gallon (I make sure to change the oil, air filters, brake pads every 250 miles.)

this is astonishing from the first sentence and keeps getting worse

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/4f2h0x/blowjobs_have_ruined_my_sex_life_i_am_fed_up_am_i/

Have to know now if Treeship thinks PT Cruisers are cool

picturing scenes from The Big Treeshipski where a sensibly dressed young man grabs a shandy from the fridge, hops in his VW beetle convertible, and pops in a Xiu Xiu cassette

lol that one goole posted is either a parody of the style or an outstanding example of it

was waiting for the last sentence to be "and he was in a car accident, and his dick is where his balls were, and his balls are where his dick was"

dear god, goole