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"101 Ways to Cook Potatoes, with The Milkmaid"

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

1. Mashed
2. Baked
3. Chips
4. Fries (Wedge)
5. Fries (Skinny Drive-In Style)
6. Fries (Waffle)

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

7. Sweet Tater

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

8. Pierogies
9. hash browns
10. make your own potato liquor

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

11. soup

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Up next on the Food Network: "Melons with Maya"

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

12. twice baked

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

how could we forget AU GRATIN.

We don't need to talk about potatoes all day. I just ate 10 kalamata olives.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

I could talk about olives all day. Olives and potatoes.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Sweet tater ate a sweet tater today.

― Sweet Tater (kelstarry), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

Weird, Jordan. I just turned in an edited article ("Fig"), and the next one on my pile is "Olive."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

13. Latkes

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

14. Oven roasted

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Limber, Kelsey!

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc, is the next article called "Date", or perhaps "Apricot"?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

15. scalloped

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

No, it's "Plum." And then "Peach."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

At my work they make the tartar sauce with potato flour. It's absolutely the best tartar sauce ever to hit my palate.

― jesseOoooo, Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

16. potato salad

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I love potato bread.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

Hey, where do you work Jesse? I always meant to ask you that.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

http://www.monkeyview.net/id/462/variousandrandom/catch35.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

this thread has given me a pierogie jones.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

I think I might change my name to Pierogi Jones

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

my real name. to hell with amanda. she's dead to me. long live Pierogi Jones.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Hi
Sarah said that something might be happening Chicago ILX-wise next weekend (NOT THIS WEEKEND). Is that true? Sarah will be out of town and I'll be looking for things to do.

Hi.
Come to the Hideout 2nite.

Hi.
I'm going to go eat some chocolate frosting now.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I think that's when Jordan's show at the Mill is going to be, yes? I might try to get in on that, depending on circumstances.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I've got a bunch of friends coming to town next weekend. You're welcome to come out and hang with us.

― Steely Df'nM (OutDatWay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Nick, next weekend my band is playing at the Green Mill on both Friday and Saturday, and Jocelyn might be in town as well. There will also be Hot Doug's, come hot dogs or high water.

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

John, how did you find that picture?? Yeh, that's where I work.

― jesseOoooo, Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

I think I might change my name to Pierogi Jones

Then you could join several other Polish women on a daytime chat show called Im Wodik.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Jesse, I'm stalking you.

Kisses :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

I might have a massage with Eazy's housemate tonight. If she calls me back. Certain Noise Board posters think it's weird to wear any clothes whatsoever at a massage -- and I'm not so modest to reject that notion out of hand, but I feel like it's a little different since this a friend-of-a-friend at a house, rather than a professional in a professional setting. (I was just planning on wearing boxers, btw.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I mean, at least wear your u-trou.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

I think it's a little weird to not go without at a massage, but I understand the mitigating circumstances. Why don't you ask the masseuse when you get there?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Do people groan during massages? This is an honest question. I mean, it has to feel good, but do people generally vocalize? I would imagine not, right?

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

I did last week, Manda; I would think that the Customer Is Always Right and that The Masseuse Has Heard It All.

I hope that works out, John - I'll be off at a pee wee hockey game in Wilmette.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Okay, you know, I've never had a massage in my life (I mean, a real one, not just like a shoulder rub from a girlfriend), so I don't really know the protocol. I guess I'll ask her. I just know that Eric kept his pants on. But also: what happens? Do you undress in front of her? Or does she leave the room and come back with you lying on your stomach? Am I supposed to keep my ding-ding hidden from view?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

hahaha. i think there are towels involved, and modesty regarding the ding-ding.

― The Milkmaid (82375538-A) (The Milkmaid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

The only distracting thought I had during the massage was whether the ultimate point was the pleasure during the massage or the please of how your body feels after the massage, but I guess the same question could be true of sex too.

xpost - John, it's all taken care of in the process - they want to make you feel comfortable and that nothing is inappropriate. She'll leave the room and you get under the sheet, something like that. There are sheets involved. I kept the pants on instinctively more than out of shyness but unbuttoned and lowered them a bit when the time was right.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

That's helpful, thanks.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

I've only had one real massage, and it was in Switzerland. I can't recall if I undressed in front of her or not. I do remember that I groaned enough to be polite, but not so earnestly as I would if I was getting a massage from my girlfriend.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

She won't hear you groan through the ball-gag anyway.

― Eazy (Eazy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Btw, I thought I was lucky when I got the attractive Asian woman and Evan got the old Italian dude, but my she ended up being in a hurry and cutting things short while he threw down some cranial sacrotherapy that was apparently transcendent.

xpost, ha

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Hey folks, 2 items for you:

1: Eazy: can i get in on the massage action? Help me out. I neeeed a massage.

2: http://frograbbitmonkey.gerousia.com/index.php?topic=1221.msg20173#msg20173 for those who are registered users.

― jesseOooo, Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

after battling with my furniture the past two days (not to mention laundry last night) i could use a massage. or a jacuzzi. or a vial of flexeril and a fifth of tanqueray.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

I emailed your roomie, Eric.
All the massages I've received involved nudity and a sheet and massage oil.

― Sarah Madkitten McLusky (coco), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (twenty years ago)

I've sort of been hoping that I would fuck my back muscles up somehow so that I can justify getting a real massage.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm still very much interested in a massage. My bike is sore basically all the time.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

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