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Depends on where it's spilled.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i did say a squillion.

― m., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

she has a boyfriend :-(

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, strongo. :(

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

that does suck, dude, I'm sorry. but at least you got a kiss out of it. (er, I don't know how much that actually appeases you here but it's something, right?)

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

LIAR! SLUT! WHORE!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

weirdest week of my life

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm so disappointed.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Just take it as an ego boost, then, and move on -- and remember that they all have boyfriends at some point, but never for long.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

she told me i should still "give her a call tonight or tomorrow". i am sorely tempted even though i know it would be wrong wrong wong.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

oh i had to listen to RYAN ADAMS today. both discs. TWICE. one hand giveth, and the other knees me in the groin.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, the girl situation was bad enough without the Ryan Adams!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not like you'd be calling her with your cock. Call her.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay hang on- she told you to call her tonight or tomorrow before or after the groin kneeing? Before or after the boyfriend was mentioned?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

call her, maybe she wants to invite you to a threesome

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

hell, if you can call her with your cock, call me.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd call her either way. Unless her boyfriend is a bouncer or a bodybuilder or something.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck. to add to matos's semi-consolation, she was obv attracted to you enough to not to stop until she got caught, and then (if i can be annoying pop-psych here) overreacting as a result of her guilt/confusion.. so i mean if you do all that to a girl then don't go bathing with the toaster tonight yeah?

(many xposts, but the thing about the call backs me here up i think)

― m., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, make sure not to read any other threads at all anymore forever, or the ILE collective might lose a little credibility.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe I'll knee her in the groin?

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

when did ilx turn so amoral?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

turn?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i blame myself

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

There's no legitimate moral issue here yet. You have next to nothing to go on. She said she had a boyfriend. She said call her. A doesn't have moral bearing on B; at the most it has a moral bearing on things which could follow from B, but B is necessary to even find that out. By itself, without followup or cues, "I have a boyfriend" is essentially an empty statement.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(In other words, your first post shouldn't have been "she has a boyfriend," it should have been "she said to call her," because that's the content. The rest is noise until you get a better signal.)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

haha tep i think what i am trying to say is that if the opportunity presents itself, i will fuck her until her head twists around like linda blair. which would be bad.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I would befriend her regardless; she may be super-awesome and sweet as a friend and it could be that her relationship isn't working out too well and she might need you as a (shoulder to cry on)/(love slave) after the breakup.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't even know yet whether that would be bad! You're all "don't go into the basement" and you don't even know if it's a horror movie, the basement could be full of Muppets and punch.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO NOT MUPPETS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

GOOD MUPPETS

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(obvious punch joke skipped)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.srv-sb.org/grafik1/evil-muppets.jpg

RUN AWAY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

all i know is that if i have to listen to any more bad britpop i'm gonna leap across the counter and rip the throat out of the next person who buys that clapton-plays-robert-johnson cd with my teeth

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it could be that her relationship isn't working out too well and she might need you as a (shoulder to cry on)/(love slave) after the breakup.

Esp. if you cause the breakup. Homewrecker.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

tep not quite otm.

― m., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

picture funny.

― m., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Sure I am! (Maybe. About what?)

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always been amoral.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

no shit

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

haha dare we dredge up the "long distance relationships" thread

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

jess u a freak

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha either way this isn't a moral question. He's not your friend and you don't know the nature of their relationship.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

also, you want to fuck lenny kravitz, which puts you in a league with church desecrators and cast of tv's models inc.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"call me" + "i have a boyfriend"
=
"come over sometime" + "i live near a nuclear power station"
=
"you have a great ass" + "i'm your new parole officer"
=
"thing you would like to do" + "thing that, when coupled with last thing, is likely to result in a whole new bad thing"

you get me?

― m., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Wanting to fuck Lenny isn't amoral. It's sensible.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

If you like her, try to spend more time with her. If she is sexually unavailable, that will be frustrating but if her personality is up to snuff you will enjoy being around her more than you will enjoy writing her off because she's in a relationship.

If you diss her now, she is less likely to hook up with you if/when she becomes available later. If you befriend her and treat her well, she might ditch her boyfriend to be with you (the caveat being that if she does so the number of "get out of fuck-up free" cards you will have in the relationship is drastically reduced).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(my poor phrasing makes it appear as if the thing you would like to do is "a great ass" which, oh lord, isn't an implication this place needs right now)

― m., Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Alternately, you could throw voles at her and shout "FOUL TEMPTRESS BEGONE" when she gets off of work.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

you get me?

No no, that's not necessarily true at all. It could be true. But there just isn't enough information. First of all, she might not actually have a boyfriend, or may as well not have one. Secondly, we have no idea what having a boyfriend means either to her or to the guy in question.

One phone call answers a lot of questions; right now, optimism can't do any damage.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)Hahaha Dan this is JESS not ROGER ADULTERY!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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