why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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share if u... I dunno, rode a bike or some shit when u were a kid

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 April 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

I'm trying to remember... I think that's from a Wonder Showzen bit.

Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

The men didn't go to the wife?

Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link

I don't know about that anonymous doggerel poet, but bread was really shitty when I was growing up in the 50s and 60s.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

who's gonna listen to artifacted Dr. Manhattan

Nhex, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:04 (eight years ago) link

"Actually"

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

http://i67.tinypic.com/rbifef.jpg

Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:06 (eight years ago) link

ugh

global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:12 (eight years ago) link

"we ran out of rap to ruin with stodgy white guy joekz onto the next genre"

Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:15 (eight years ago) link

powdered wig metal

ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 01:13 (eight years ago) link

few xps

So maybe, yeah either they want retribution for how they were treated when they were younger, or they were the ones who grew up as 'selfish disrespectful assholes' when they were kids and now have to make a point in protesting too much.


but a lot of the people sharing stuff like this didn't have childhoods like this. That 'I remember the comic sans of my childhood' thing paints a science fiction past that's a mix of post-war and Victorian times where women didn't work and people lapped at warm cream straight out the cupboard and children smiled and said thank you after being slapped.

This is the creepy thing about this - you'll see people whose childhoods took place in the 90s or early 2ks sharing this stuff

And also the sort of free-roaming 'adventure holiday', or as someone here said Swallows and Amazons, lifestyle that kids are supposed to have lived in the past ... somehow that gets equated with hitting kids in the face ... and telling girls their future is in the house ...

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 10:51 (eight years ago) link

I see fellow members of Generation X sharing those macros. I'm always like, didn't they have to invent missing children ads on the back of milk cartons when we were kids?

Yeah, we got to ride in the front seat and didn't have to use seatbelts, whoooo. My sister's head cracked the windshield not once, but twice. She's a concierge in Vegas now.

pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:23 (eight years ago) link

When we were young, we didn't have mobile phones to tell us when to come in, we had standing stones and a curfew. My mother would climb onto a dirt mound with two rocks and call for us in her pre-laryngial bark as she banged them together. We cut our stegosaurus steaks with a knife. We played outside, and cave-paintings were unheard of.
Share if you drank from Lake Natron and lived to tell the tale

draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link

Share if you got dumped out on the doorstep every night by your pet sabre-toothed tiger and it never did you any harm

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:07 (eight years ago) link

hah

draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, we got to ride in the front seat and didn't have to use seatbelts, whoooo. My sister's head cracked the windshield not once, but twice. She's a concierge in Vegas now.

Yeah, we never had to wear crash helmets on bikes, which is why I nearly knocked myself unconscious twice as a kid. Still, some hot crusty unsliced bread and a slap from my parents and I was fine.

ailsa, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Then a bus runs him over

disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link

Stupid blue liberal arts family.

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

"hilarious parallels between a thing and a thing that was more or less explicitly modeled on and referencing that thing"

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:13 (eight years ago) link

xxp People on the internet really seem to hate the liberal arts

larry appleton, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link

Yeah and I thought according to the logic that it would be unlikely for blue liberal arts woman to be telling kid to work hard

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uKHvxol.jpg?1

looks like some hypernerd inserted the liberal arts thing in there. though maybe he's onto something considering i just spent my time digging it up.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

cool that terms and conditions of waste disposal workers never get attacked

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:50 (eight years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/wwwprikolru/videos/1011169025624348/

Enjoy this lifehack video. Can anyone explain to me what is happening after the homemade pudding pops?

how's life, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Making some good old fashioned plastic ribbon twine out of a plastic bottle. It's the dog bowl and upside down bottle that confuses me.

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Eno, Ugh (ledge), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

That's a gravity feeder. Refills the bowl with water.

Evan, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:02 (eight years ago) link

Looks like the late 90s/early 2000s

larry appleton, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:02 (eight years ago) link

http://i63.tinypic.com/2ajw68h.jpg

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:18 (eight years ago) link

top ten stations must get tedious real fast

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link

1970s apparently xpost
https://www.flickr.com/photos/58039671@N00/5905985714

everything, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link

I couldn't pass tests with Google either! how old do they think smartphones are, yeesh

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link

"My exes and I still see each other. Well...they don't see *me*!"

Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:33 (eight years ago) link

1970s apparently xpost

Note the racial segregation.

Oh those good ol' days.

pplains, Friday, 8 April 2016 01:45 (eight years ago) link

and is that a map with confederacy marked out in yellow

a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 8 April 2016 09:45 (eight years ago) link

that original story is awesome and the photos are crazy awesome but why someone felt it needed to be transformed into a series of macros to really work is beyond me

balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:19 (eight years ago) link

Look at its horrible fucking face though, it looks like a cross between ariane and something really nasty on dwarf fortress, all these people commenting on saying how transcendental and awesome it is. I think the leopard seal is somehow psychically attacking these people over the internet

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 9 April 2016 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Not so much you balls but I mean all these pictures were shared as a clump and there were people going into rhapsodies about it

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 9 April 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link

no idea what ariane or dwarf fortress are

balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:30 (eight years ago) link

historically ppl love caniforms though

balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link


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