as children still smarting from their most recent authoritarian beating their only consolation was the thought of one day being an adult and meting out the same tough love
― ogmor, Monday, 4 April 2016 17:25 (ten years ago)
I'd say that was otm. I think a lot of the time, memes reflect more about the mindset of the individual sharing them than the world they're supposedly observing. Like the people who share really passive aggressive macros about how you shouldn't say mean things behind other people's backs always seem to be the people who invite and exhibit that kind of behaviour IRL.
So maybe, yeah either they want retribution for how they were treated when they were younger, or they were the ones who grew up as 'selfish disrespectful assholes' when they were kids and now have to make a point in protesting too much.
but a lot of the people sharing stuff like this didn't have childhoods like this. That 'I remember the comic sans of my childhood' thing paints a science fiction past that's a mix of post-war and Victorian times where women didn't work and people lapped at warm cream straight out the cupboard and children smiled and said thank you after being slapped.
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 4 April 2016 18:42 (ten years ago)
Basically the conservative version of ''oh if only I'd lived in the glorious Sixties'' or whatever.
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 April 2016 18:48 (ten years ago)
i have never actually heard anyone say that. thankfully
― Nhex, Monday, 4 April 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b8/56/af/b856af46b01c39f5daa4211ee7ce77b3.jpg
― billstevejim, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:00 (ten years ago)
share if u... I dunno, rode a bike or some shit when u were a kid
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 4 April 2016 19:04 (ten years ago)
I'm trying to remember... I think that's from a Wonder Showzen bit.
― Evan, Monday, 4 April 2016 19:17 (ten years ago)
The men didn't go to the wife?
― Mark G, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:14 (ten years ago)
I don't know about that anonymous doggerel poet, but bread was really shitty when I was growing up in the 50s and 60s.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:50 (ten years ago)
https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fscontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-xpl1%2Fv%2Ft1.0-9%2F11015060_10152693409498059_6466861358099681945_n.jpg%3Foh%3D3fd9670261797570d9dc1a92fc3eff0c%26oe%3D577FD974&h=zAQEjt3Bf
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 April 2016 22:57 (ten years ago)
For facebook refuseniks, like me:
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/11015060_10152693409498059_6466861358099681945_n.jpg?oh=3fd9670261797570d9dc1a92fc3eff0c&oe=577FD974
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 22:58 (ten years ago)
who's gonna listen to artifacted Dr. Manhattan
― Nhex, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:04 (ten years ago)
"Actually"
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 4 April 2016 23:05 (ten years ago)
http://i67.tinypic.com/rbifef.jpg
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:06 (ten years ago)
ugh
― global tetrahedron, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:12 (ten years ago)
"we ran out of rap to ruin with stodgy white guy joekz onto the next genre"
― Neanderthal, Monday, 4 April 2016 23:15 (ten years ago)
powdered wig metal
― ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 01:13 (ten years ago)
few xps
This is the creepy thing about this - you'll see people whose childhoods took place in the 90s or early 2ks sharing this stuff
And also the sort of free-roaming 'adventure holiday', or as someone here said Swallows and Amazons, lifestyle that kids are supposed to have lived in the past ... somehow that gets equated with hitting kids in the face ... and telling girls their future is in the house ...
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 10:51 (ten years ago)
I see fellow members of Generation X sharing those macros. I'm always like, didn't they have to invent missing children ads on the back of milk cartons when we were kids?
Yeah, we got to ride in the front seat and didn't have to use seatbelts, whoooo. My sister's head cracked the windshield not once, but twice. She's a concierge in Vegas now.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:23 (ten years ago)
When we were young, we didn't have mobile phones to tell us when to come in, we had standing stones and a curfew. My mother would climb onto a dirt mound with two rocks and call for us in her pre-laryngial bark as she banged them together. We cut our stegosaurus steaks with a knife. We played outside, and cave-paintings were unheard of. Share if you drank from Lake Natron and lived to tell the tale
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 13:45 (ten years ago)
Share if you got dumped out on the doorstep every night by your pet sabre-toothed tiger and it never did you any harm
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:07 (ten years ago)
hah
― draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:17 (ten years ago)
Yeah, we never had to wear crash helmets on bikes, which is why I nearly knocked myself unconscious twice as a kid. Still, some hot crusty unsliced bread and a slap from my parents and I was fine.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 14:35 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12376837_1698695810418413_5461706005917097836_n.jpg?oh=09f6ba3a6883163ba3d4ed60346150cc&oe=57BE634C
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:21 (ten years ago)
Then a bus runs him over
― disco Polo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 15:40 (ten years ago)
Stupid blue liberal arts family.
― Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:09 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/12938316_1539063526389882_6581887975948118374_n.jpg?oh=31779487a8831220d8df69a7d50773e1&oe=5780B5F0
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 12:39 (ten years ago)
"hilarious parallels between a thing and a thing that was more or less explicitly modeled on and referencing that thing"
― never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:13 (ten years ago)
xxp People on the internet really seem to hate the liberal arts
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:16 (ten years ago)
Yeah and I thought according to the logic that it would be unlikely for blue liberal arts woman to be telling kid to work hard
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:13 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/uKHvxol.jpg?1
looks like some hypernerd inserted the liberal arts thing in there. though maybe he's onto something considering i just spent my time digging it up.
― larry appleton, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:19 (ten years ago)
cool that terms and conditions of waste disposal workers never get attacked
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 15:50 (ten years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/wwwprikolru/videos/1011169025624348/
Enjoy this lifehack video. Can anyone explain to me what is happening after the homemade pudding pops?
― how's life, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 17:09 (ten years ago)
Making some good old fashioned plastic ribbon twine out of a plastic bottle. It's the dog bowl and upside down bottle that confuses me.
― Don't Stop 'Til You Get Eno, Ugh (ledge), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 19:08 (ten years ago)
That's a gravity feeder. Refills the bowl with water.
― Evan, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 20:02 (ten years ago)
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12974431_856741387764844_7486373424748110375_n.jpg?oh=74bfef7818ab4709734910a586353ceb&oe=578D7EDB&__gda__=1471952109_f1fc04b73fa6d210aabff518bbca0e87
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 7 April 2016 10:20 (ten years ago)
Here's another poser:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12524229_1088079454584443_8817082399764004021_n.jpg?oh=58ffdeb96661f6357b814e919b6940c7&oe=577A1C2B
what actual year do we think that photo is from?
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 7 April 2016 23:48 (ten years ago)
Looks like the late 90s/early 2000s
― larry appleton, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:02 (ten years ago)
http://i63.tinypic.com/2ajw68h.jpg
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:18 (ten years ago)
top ten stations must get tedious real fast
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:19 (ten years ago)
1970s apparently xposthttps://www.flickr.com/photos/58039671@N00/5905985714
― everything, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:19 (ten years ago)
I couldn't pass tests with Google either! how old do they think smartphones are, yeesh
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:21 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12439306_957800910993475_7935535423059757207_n.jpg?oh=f0010012b216012ef08819d316f73a9b&oe=5784CCA9
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 00:29 (ten years ago)
"My exes and I still see each other. Well...they don't see *me*!"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 8 April 2016 00:33 (ten years ago)
1970s apparently xpost
Note the racial segregation.
Oh those good ol' days.
― pplains, Friday, 8 April 2016 01:45 (ten years ago)
and is that a map with confederacy marked out in yellow
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 8 April 2016 09:45 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12920286_1146835768670294_5488967102050024685_n.jpg?oh=4d60d6a30fc2d9f3496d0f779e8d6551&oe=57B4B4AB
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:27 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12931217_1146835725336965_2154827278177110252_n.jpg?oh=2a5d61ee7e8d75ef39656bbd1ad7de92&oe=577B614C
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12936747_1146835758670295_1741288263362207595_n.jpg?oh=f2ed5c2fcb8d75d9e07b9eee675a006f&oe=57BDF455
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:28 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12718369_1146835708670300_8654578327286276238_n.jpg?oh=e8a6df883ad50b271d9b454be9b4114a&oe=5787B384
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)
that original story is awesome and the photos are crazy awesome but why someone felt it needed to be transformed into a series of macros to really work is beyond me
― balls, Saturday, 9 April 2016 00:19 (ten years ago)