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"New Gillette line-up: Angel Cabrera; Andy Reid; Amelie Mauresmo"

Absolutely hilarious

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

good article in newest nyer abt remaking a old tom moore designed course in scotland -- dont think its free online but there is a slideshow & v.o.:

http://www.newyorker.com/online/multimedia/2009/04/20/090420_audioslideshow_askernish

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

SO I played my first round of golf this weekend. Not bragging, but I think I did okay, scoring an 86.
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Tell ya what, those little niner side courses can seem a lot longer than they really are!

It was fun just to get out there with my dad. The last time I held a golf club, it was at an Arnold Palmer range with a buddy who sat a box of Franzia down on the bench and watched me skip golf balls across the range like they were stones across a fishin' pond.

I wasn't sure what to expect after that last experience. Fortunately, Dad was patient with me and whaddya know, I even got the ball in the air once every three or four strokes.

We pulled our clubs in the little rickshaw carts. We ate baloney sandwiches at the pavillion with the water coolers. We managed to avoid most of the downed tree branches leftover from last week's storm. I'm 35 and he's 59, and it was one of the better father/son activities we've had in a long, long while.

The moral of this is that I was expecting to suck and almost backed out of playing since it was so early in the morning. But a friend of mine's death this week kinda weighed in on me seizing some moments and I went anyway. I still sucked, but I'm glad I went, and now that it's not as intimidating anymore, I might invest some time in getting better.

But rest assured, even if I continue to suck, I'll still have fun out there.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

And why yes, I am aware of this thread: In every mid-life crisis ever

Thanks for mentioning it.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

Really want to have the money/time to play golf again at some point in the future, would love to play a round with my dad or some of my uncles.

Local Garda, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

Hey, nice job! 86 is not bad at ALL for a first round. Er...that was for a full 18 holes, right?

ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

Tell ya what, those little niner side courses can seem a lot longer than they really are!

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

Also, "I shot in the mid-80s. Had it gotten hotter, I would've gone back to the clubhouse!"

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:41 (seventeen years ago)

an 86 on your very first full round would be some prodigy shit

xxpost well

Lamp, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

I had a lot of fun out there, but I really got into fishing a few years ago too, and well, wouldn't be too awful upset if I never fished again.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 15 June 2009 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

PP, I'd offer to sell you my clubs and bag but the travel or shipping expenses make it not worth it.

unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Monday, 15 June 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

Anyone hear the Golf last night? Enjoyed Woods' meltdown so much

The talk of 'new markets' REALLY needs to be kicked out!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 17 August 2009 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

why don't we talk about golf here?

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

i hardly play anymore :/

Lamp, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

this kuchar guy is all over the place - i'd have an easier time rooting for him if he wasn't a left hand low putter - savages

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

craig stadler is really laboring

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 19:49 (sixteen years ago)

oh lol u meant abt pro golf

Lamp, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

ya :/

i play amateur golf too tho

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

i have great difficulty separating the culture of the game from the game itself, which is one reason i don't play it often. the other is that i can't afford to play it often. but it seems like every time i go home now i get talked in to playing at least 18 holes with my dad, who plays in tournaments and stuff and likes to be ultra-competitive about it and lend me his loaner pair of shoes and give me endless unsolicited pointers. the feeling of finally finishing the game is classic - 4 hours of continuous golf is too much for a noob.

iiiijjjj, Friday, 9 April 2010 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

for a moment there, all was british

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

ugh @ phil's white belt

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.starskins.co.uk/acatalog/eng-1293_s.jpg

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

Where can I watch this online?

SourPatchCorpse, Friday, 9 April 2010 20:45 (sixteen years ago)

masters.org

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

 

http://www.starskins.co.uk/acatalog/eng-1293_s.jpg

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

or maybe justin.tv if you want a tv feed

k3vin k., Friday, 9 April 2010 20:46 (sixteen years ago)

lj if it makes u feel better whenever i golf i talk with a plummy british accent

Lamp, Friday, 9 April 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

well whenever i golf i end up making a colossal laughing-stock of both myself and the sport

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 20:49 (sixteen years ago)

i like westwood but he worries me a lot -- last week he was in contention in houston & all but forgot how to play for a 3 hole stretch on saturday

johnny crunch, Friday, 9 April 2010 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

he's um basically doing just that right now

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 21:11 (sixteen years ago)

yea thats a tuff hole

johnny crunch, Friday, 9 April 2010 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

great, great sunday

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

earlier, forget which genius commentator: "tiger without emotion is like, superman, uh, with kryptonite"

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

fucken smug twat mickelson will walk it now

forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:48 (sixteen years ago)

jesus, mickelson just hooked it to the right on 10, he's fucked

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

choi is playing out of his mind atm, that was a perfect 3 on ten

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:51 (sixteen years ago)

i want couples to win

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:52 (sixteen years ago)

couples or choi, or even westwood, fuck tiger and phil

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:54 (sixteen years ago)

get the fuck outta here with that shot phil

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:55 (sixteen years ago)

wow

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

rip fred

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

oh no

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

what the fuck is tiger going to do here

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

more air than tree irrc

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

whooooops

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

iiiijjjj, Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:12 (sixteen years ago)

ok i lold

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:14 (sixteen years ago)

TIIIIII-GERRRRR

call all destroyer, Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

haha it sounds like tiger is imitating his wife nagging him

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:24 (sixteen years ago)


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