itt: consternation and wailing about Zach Snyder's upcoming SUPERMAN/BATMAN film/sequel to MAN OF STEEL -- official title: BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE

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superman throwing guys in cars off cliffs and killing spies was his first few issues too. mickey mouse packed a pistol in the '30's!
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it's not that this interp isn't unprecedented, it's that it's a shitty way to present them now and that snyder is a fucking hack.

ulysses, Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:48 (ten years ago)

There was that extended sequence in Batman Returns where Batman slowly and graphically disembowled the Penguin but it wasn't made clear whether he actually died from his injuries.

?

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:49 (ten years ago)

i would fucking love a grim'n'gritty mickey mouse reboot - c'mon disney do it for the fans

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:50 (ten years ago)

i guess another way to put it is that there are some elements of the characters which have kept them popular for more than a quarter of a century and very few, if any, are evident on-screen in man of steel or dawn of justice

It seems like Snyder *thinks* he's doing "real" Superman though, rather than an "alternate" take - that's the slightly galling thing. Also WTF is the point of a Superman movie you can't take a 7-year-old to see.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:51 (ten years ago)

yeah Batman + guns was in the earliest incarnation, when he was a pulpier comic

Batman was certainly not pulpy in the 1950s under the likes of Sprang or 1960s under the likes of Fox or 1970s under the likes of Englehart or Robbins or 1980s under the likes of Newton or Aparo or Grant or Breyfogle or Collins or the 1990s under the likes of Dixon or Loeb or Moench, you're right there

glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:54 (ten years ago)

you know, once they'd gotten rid of the gunhappy pulpmeisters Moldoff and Finger in 1942

glandular lansbury (sic), Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:57 (ten years ago)

Suicidal Mickey is pretty good fodder for your grim n' gritty Mickey Mouse reboot.

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 March 2016 14:58 (ten years ago)

i would fucking love a grim'n'gritty mickey mouse reboot - c'mon disney do it for the fans

― Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), 31. marts 2016 16:50 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This kinda happened in the nineties. Stories about a hardboiled detective Mickey. I remember a sorta adaptation of D.O.A. (though of course I didn't know at the time that was what it was) and a story about a serial pyromaniac. It was pretty cool.

Frederik B, Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:01 (ten years ago)

Also this, apparently, which I haven't read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MM_Mickey_Mouse_Mystery_Magazine

Frederik B, Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:03 (ten years ago)

Also, this happened very recently and is kinda great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRCYmbvfEs

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:12 (ten years ago)

EU disney takes chances US almost never would.
i do like the new cartoons tho'.

ulysses, Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:12 (ten years ago)

As pointed out here & elsewhere, having both Bats & Supes be mopey psychopathic hyper violent murderers completely kills the point of having both there for the contrast.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 31 March 2016 16:55 (ten years ago)

i saw that new Mickey Mouse while visiting family last Christmas, it caught me completely off guard, it's very Ren & Stimpy inspired!

Batman killed people in the Burton movies but it was pretty much always self defense (expand to include the citizenry of Gotham as well as Batman's person). there is the guy in the bell tower he is fighting for a few minutes and it is a really intense fight before he throws him to his death. there are the guards stationed at the Axis Chemical Plant that die but c'mon, Batman is taking out a biological weapon ("Smilex") that is currently being used on Gotham's citizens! same with Batman Returns, he's fighting this gang of circus terrorists who are attacking citizens and elected officials at public events and kidnapping every first born child.

Burton's movies had imaginative themes, often exploring monster movie motifs or freakshow traditions. this new stuff is stylized to be "realistic" and explicitly featuring characters "grappling with moral dilemmas". you're damn right it's going to get more attention if the writers didn't think this shit through.

also i could care less if Batman/Superman was portrayed a certain way in a comic book. im sure over 75+ years Batman and Superman have both been every conceivable version of themselves. the 80s Batman and Superman movies were huge cultural moments and considered the only decent (in fact, brilliant!) superhero movies for decades. most people know the characters from those movies (or the animated series). saying Batman killed a guy in issue XX of Detective Comics doesn't matter to the vast moviegoing public.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:21 (ten years ago)

is this considered a bomb yet

Οὖτις, Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:26 (ten years ago)

it's made 500 mil worldwide in a week so probably not

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:32 (ten years ago)

it's the biggest bomb since the 2nd Avengers movie that also made a billion dollars

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:46 (ten years ago)

it ain't gonna bomb but it's not gonna keep up what it did opening weekend last Friday.

Neanderthal, Friday, 1 April 2016 00:29 (ten years ago)

Supes apologists were using teh EAster excuse for its record falloff opening from Fri - Sun. cos nobody sees movies on Easter

Neanderthal, Friday, 1 April 2016 00:30 (ten years ago)

Plenty of people were in the theater when I saw Zootopia on Easter.

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 April 2016 02:17 (ten years ago)

twas bein sarcastic. :)

Easter's the perfect movie-theater goin day, what you gonna egg hunt all day?

Neanderthal, Friday, 1 April 2016 02:19 (ten years ago)

little green devil has a decent boot so i'll probably watch it this weekend. good thing about dark movies is it doesn't make a big difference if it's a cam or not.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 April 2016 02:30 (ten years ago)

honestly try for a copy with audience heckling in it, it'll just make it better

Neanderthal, Friday, 1 April 2016 02:32 (ten years ago)

xxpost Yeah, I got that. Just sayin', movies that are several weeks old didn't have trouble pulling the crowds, so, yeah, pretty lame excuse.

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 April 2016 03:47 (ten years ago)

*I* went to fuckin' Zootopia on Easter, ffs!

Neanderthal, Friday, 1 April 2016 03:49 (ten years ago)

yo is it true supes got sonned by a bunny cop after a aol-time warner beef??????

I am very inteligent and dicipline boy (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 April 2016 05:13 (ten years ago)

xxp Iron Man was the first step, but actually took its time with establishing the character, not that I'm a big fan. The Avengers is fully centered around weightless CGI action scenes that are impossible to care about and a series of one-liners in place of character development - the movie is an eternal smirk, like that Dreamworks animated character meme, a slick, glossy product that found the 'one weird trick' for fooling critics into doling out praise for "self-awareness" and "not taking itself seriously", and every Marvel film since has copied and pasted it.

Except The Mandarin in Iron Man 3. That was actual fun, but most people disliked it of course.

abcfsk, Friday, 1 April 2016 08:36 (ten years ago)

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i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Friday, 1 April 2016 15:08 (ten years ago)

20 mins in, good god this movie is aggressively stupid. why are they cutting from this actually interesting Batman man-on-the-street view of the Metropolis destruction to this stupid terrorism subplot? why is the US congress holding a hearing where they sympathetically listen to the pleas of terrorist cells who recently killed CIA operatives? also why is Jimmy Olsen (who wasn't in the last movie at all and is thus being first established) a CIA operative?

already sick of the jesus crap. "he doesn't answer to god" says the lady from a village where dudes just murder CIA operatives in broad daylight.

rmde. this is some shit writing.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:26 (ten years ago)

thank god Bruce Wayne called the people in his building and told them to evacuate. they appeared to be watching the city fall apart around them thank god their boss told them they could do something they probably would have done the minute a giant spaceship started shooting gravity waves.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:27 (ten years ago)

MY LEGS ARE CRUSHED

I SAID MY LEGS ARE CRUSHED

YOU ARE THE BOSS, BOSS

did Snyder write this dialog in middle school

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:30 (ten years ago)

oh give me a break guy in a wheelchair is mad at superman. what about his boss who didn't bother calling into the office to until it was too late?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:44 (ten years ago)

"These bullets are not sold commercial in the world, even black market"

Lois Lane just keeping up on the global weapons black market

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 17:57 (ten years ago)

Lex is really just a non-fun version of Edward E. Nigma. it is bad. hard to watch.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:10 (ten years ago)

those recent mickey mouse cartoons are really good!

i do think someone doing a fake "zack synder does (x) beloved character" could be quite entertaining.

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:11 (ten years ago)

COMING THIS SEASON

FROM VISIONARY DIRECTOR ZACK SNYDER

CALVIN & HOBBES: THUNDERDOME

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:16 (ten years ago)

woah wait a minute, so wheelchair guy just got bailed out by Lex.

not by Bruce Wayne. his boss. i was expecting that, with the whole name-dropping "I WORK FOR BRUCE WAYNE!" as he was getting arrested on live tv.

rmde

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:16 (ten years ago)

apparently he works for Wayne Co. yet lives in an unfurnished crackhouse.

this is 18 months after his office blew up. dude should have a new office.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:19 (ten years ago)

oh goody it's Lex going to redo his VO for the trailer for the 6th time.

now a scene with wheelchair guy and senator lady, two people with stupid and unclear motivations, being manipulated by someone else with stupid and unclear motivations. nobody in this movie is interesting in any way.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:22 (ten years ago)

this movie dropped 81% on its second Friday. Made 15 million, which seems pretty grim for such a supposedly unassailable pair of properties.

nomar, Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:29 (ten years ago)

"Bruuuce! Bruucue! Am I too soon? You have to do something! I'm not going to tell you, just trust me, you're going to have to watch the next movie to understand this!"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:30 (ten years ago)

oh i see why people hate Batman here. it's not because he is killing people, it's because he's George W Bush.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:32 (ten years ago)

the craziest part is that bats meets the flash is a dream-within-a-dream xp

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:32 (ten years ago)

hope you stole this and aren't texting in a cinema

remove butt (abanana), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:37 (ten years ago)

oh yeah i stole it. you know what they say about thieves stealing from thieves.

nice transponder Batman thankfully Lex's security force is too stupid to notice a batman shaped tracking device with a blinking red light

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)

ok i just realized the whole b plot is a Beghazi reference thing no wonder i hate the senator and wheelchair guy and all their scenes

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:47 (ten years ago)

oh wait a minute "the bullet was developed by a private company" i thought Lois had confirmed the bullet was not even sold on the black market

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:49 (ten years ago)

Batman is watching CNN and his employee gives him all these crucial documents pertaining to the very thing that has consumed his life yet he says "Jesus Christ, why haven't I seen these?" and immediately puts them down and goes back to watching CNN.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 18:53 (ten years ago)

oh god no this movie is so bad. Lex is really making it hard to finish this.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 19:21 (ten years ago)

everyone in this movie is dumb as a brick.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 2 April 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)

I stole and watched this POS yesterday as well. Truly awful. At least MoS had that batshit weird beginning on Krypton and Watchmen was...a suitable fit for Snyder. But this thing just reeks of cocaine addled desperation. Wonder Woman can't deliver a line but wow she is stunning though, yeah...she can't act. Baffleck fight scene with hoods is ok but fuck this thing.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 2 April 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)


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