Coffee

https://twitter.com/coffee_dad/status/601133376268021760

broken cof machine in the caf today. went to the other caf to use the other cof machine. forgot that cof machine 2 is somehow way more caf'd. too much cof. need to come down off this cof buzz.

there is no down maaan... only up

Traveling again for business, hotel coffe is the worst

Or *coffee for that matter...

moka pot cof

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The thing about coffee is that when you drink it it's like "Unnnnngh, coffee." You're never like "Unnnnnngh, tea," it's more like "Hmmmmm, tea."

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 5:43 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

the first sip in the morning is v intense

oh yes i forgot to drink cof today

this time hopefully the main cof machine is not broken :/

love my trusty Mr. Cof

"forgot"? cof, or don't cof, there is no "forgot"

yea that can't happen

:/ i was late for work so i went straight to desk and then i got into the emails and then an hour later i was like "oh ya cof" :/ :/ :/

sall good now. me & coffeeani down by my inbox (americano)

(ps: the good cof machine was still broken, so look out here comes the rock fuel)

oh shit i got tea with lunch instead of cof

You guys are really letting the team down here

send help i drank too much again

BEFORE YOU WRITE "NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH COF" PLZ TELL IT TO MY SHAKES

dear will's shakes,

there is no such thing as too much cof,

love,
mh

i have heard that taking a tylenol helps w/ the shakes but i haven't tried it myself

(i dont really get shakes anymore once i got used to drinking a lot of coffee)

don't take a tylenol with caffeine in it, though

ddeeerar mhm,

thkannaks.

-- wilml ms's sshakeks

i still ahve 1/3 of the cup left and it's cold and i am prob gonna drink it any bc <3 cof

yeah i always drink the cold cof

i always put some ice cubes in there if i can. coffee needs to be hot or cold, room temperature doesn't cut it

"forgot"? cof, or don't cof, there is no "forgot"

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand)

Cof or can't cof - no one choses to not cof.

room temp cuts it for me. i am a sick cof pervert & kinda like tepid cof sometimes

the flavors get kinda interesting on the low end of hot

no

sry bud

your mom gets kinda interesting on the low end of hot

lower end of hot is good

tepid is bad

tepid dark roast is vile

i will usually finish my cup but really first 20-30 minutes is best

I bet I didn't need to slam down that large cold brew in just 20 minutes

I can easily forget coffee, I don't get horrible headaches but feel dumber without it.

And I'll often drink half a cup and set it down while chasing the kid around and forget where I left it, but I'll always drink the rest when I find it no matter what temperature.

i was going to call you a "degenerate" for that last comment but then i absent-mindedly took a sip from the tepid mug of coffee next to my computer and realized i had been unconsciously doing that for the past hour.

lately i've been noticing that my chemex coffee seems to grow more delicious the longer it sits, i think it actually tastes better warm than hot

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Jesus gonna make up my dyin'... cof

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update:
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lately i've been noticing that my chemex coffee seems to grow more delicious the longer it sits, i think it actually tastes better warm than hot

v v tru of cafetiere coffee also imo, like the biggest determinant of how nice it is is just whether or not i was patient enough to let it brew & kinda sweeten over an extra couple minutes before pouring

I can easily forget coffee, I don't get horrible headaches but feel dumber without it.

when i really think about this it seems so heavy, i love coffee & i feel no coffee guilt, am enabled by the recent metaanalytical study confirming coffee makes you live forever, &c, but i had a saturday recently of hanging out with people earlier than usual, & feeling slow, a lazy & unconvivial conversational participant in the morning, & then sharp & quick as soon as i had drunk coffee, the coffee spinach but my popeye strength acuity. i am p sure my sense of self takes my coffee self as the true baseline? & this isn't strange, it also probably takes like my clothed self as my true & platonic baseline in some ways, this also obviously a construct, but at the same time it reminds me how deep the connection runs

hey does anyone take coffee apparatus to work. i drink nasty work coffee all day & don't mind but i am kinda awed when i see someone traipsing back to their desk carrying this tidy lil bodum spread all ready to sup in a more civilised fashion

i wish i had a better grasp of the ideal conditions for consuming coffee in order to achieve optimal Coffee Self. usually, coffee works; sometimes coffee just fkn backfires; and sometimes it's magical, like methamphetamine minus the tweak. i read something recently that suggested drinking coffee only after ~9:30am to achieve this state. yeahhh right.

xpost i have an aeropress that just stays at work, greatest cof strategy imo

is it disguised on yr desk, like a pen holder

i wish i had a better grasp of the ideal conditions for consuming coffee

i like to drink coffee after a 1/2 hour of vigorous cardiovascular exercise

i find consuming coffee in the morning is good or whenever