why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

http://jezebel.com/on-the-origin-of-certain-quotable-african-proverbs-1766664089

I think one could scrape by as a freelancer by hitting the ILX random thread button, picking a thread and converting it into a wry 500 word social-observation piece.

hey now, don't fuck with my career

I was thinking "Really?" So I hit random and got The grand list of things I've never done. so there's definitely something in it, yes.

Be sure to include a paragraph starting "If you Google..." Or "the dictionary defines..."

Was going for "Number 32 you won't believe!"

I think one could scrape by as a freelancer by hitting the ILX random thread button, picking a thread and converting it into a wry 500 word social-observation piece.

I am almost certain that this already happens, and there's been a few examples of it in the past.

http://alibertarianfuture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/difference-between-democrats-and-republicans.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jXj6Eq1.gif

http://fullpopat.com/admin/images/uploaded_photos/1438322446.jpg

that bipartisan venn diagram isn't even...

venn diagram was made by libertarians, so...

Why are we all talking like this...

Trailing off is the new hashtag

http://i67.tinypic.com/34zknya.jpg

"There might be a bounce house at the bottom?"

humans: 'god has given you wings to fly over the highest mountain'

god: 'lol. spitting image my ass'

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/12524221_1061729577203210_6356286082116716663_n.jpg?oh=efccf21b4b68f478895c40df42ad44aa&oe=577E6B19

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/1623557_1001756473231184_38743373194908279_n.jpg?oh=a4df9c95334e4de1890bc2d0fe988892&oe=57804792

Ya we did

If we're going by who shed the most blood we should be hailing Putin right now.

So that's what you'll find under a French drain.

Getting a BTEC Level 2 Certificate in holding up the fucking Eurasian plate was a toughie back then.

http://hahasforhoohas.com/

lol @ bleeding tommies holding up kitsch fascist dreamscape

Being ruled by the EU looks pretty pleasant!

I can't even tell u how great it is

EU > US congress

powerful image innit

Our grandads spent literally ages making Facebook memes back in WW2 just so you could sleep safely in your bed

does motherfuckin' everything have to be filtered through Harry Potter now

http://i65.tinypic.com/11kjswp.jpg

it's a good point though, nobody but millennials ever grew up with a profound affection for a fictitious white-bearded old man who loves children, particularly the ones who are nice rather than naughty.

in all seriousness it's a dumb meme for sanders, but a kinda okay review of the harry potter series; i've always thought rowling's human villains were pretty good training for kids not to be suckered by the kinds of banal and venal evil they're actually likely to encounter IRL.

Sanders is mathematically eliminated on page 596

the harry potter series teaches that only those drawn from the extremely limited pool of students at a hidden, elite private school are worth caring about. in the end the 'heroes' all end up supporting the secretive private government which holds unimaginable power and views the vast majority of the world with contempt.

also they eat the whitest diet imaginable

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/10965319_10204956964576902_1371316308_n.jpg?oh=758667d51a71cc800f02d85dc5fcf0a6&oe=57058BC9

If you had told me.. five years ago... that a popular thing on the internet to do would be to take pictures of printed text and then post that somewhere, I would've been skeptical.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10320317_408779555951860_5217101133155894083_n.jpg?oh=a636e16f3989aa11584791e792730a26&oe=57733032

it's true, this person couldn't be bothered typing out arseholes so went for the easier option of saying assholes

the lowercase p in RIP is killing me

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12472473_10209423358206821_5401141151185235656_n.jpg?oh=e39c38c3be284fc7b68eb15505a60f07&oe=57BA1A55

You know you've lived a happy childhood when the first fond memory you have is of the corned beef.

xxxp I found myself on one of those local interest Facebook pages by accident. Someone was saying about how their kid had been threatened by some other kids in town.
The responses, of course, were just as you'd imagine. I'm amazed at how many people believe that society's downfall is directly attributable to children not being clipped round the ear enough. One guy even said: 'I used to get clipped round the ear and it never did me any harm'. He went quiet when I pointed out that clipping someone round the ear is, by definition, a type of harm.

THE BREAD WAS SO CRUSTY AND HOT

Food didn't come from shops! People could hit their kids and wives knew their place! Happy days indeed.

What sort of weird time did Author Unknown live in when cinemas existed but not shops?

has anybody got this guy's address? i want to let him know you can get corned beef in Asda.

That was on one of those local facebook groups as well. 172 likes and everyone going "yeah! kids today! Entitled arseholes!" and moaning about kids always being on computers (while posting on facebook).

Don't tell him about how you can still get unsliced bread or you may blow his mind xpost