i think it's worth getting an outside view of how successful your friends are as realtors. talk to people who have worked with them.
i used a family friend as a realtor and it worked out fine but she was quite good at her job!
― ulysses, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:32 (ten years ago)
My real estate agents have eventually become like family.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 17:27 (ten years ago)
like family members you like, or ones you secretly loathe?
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:37 (ten years ago)
Hmm mmm.
― pplains, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)
Can you choose between closing the deal and losing that person as a friend? If so...
Completely serious about this.
― Elvis Telecom, Friday, 18 March 2016 01:29 (ten years ago)
my sewer line backed up. I really should just have it cleaned or checked out every couple years, since it's been intrusive tree roots in there both times. but, it's been five years, sooo... no big deal, other than the fact I need to mop up in the unfinished basement
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:02 (ten years ago)
my coworker who bought a big ol' suburban mcmansion for his large family just got his tax assessment and the county now thinks it's worth $50k more than it was previously, which is actually more than he bought it for. whoops!
he spent a half hour on the phone with a chatty county assessor who had some good courses of action. i told him just to write NO across it in red crayon and mail it back.
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 19:03 (ten years ago)
this is crazy http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1842-Cadwell-Ave-Cleveland-Heights-OH-44118/33656241_zpid/
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:01 (ten years ago)
housing is cheap in cleveland but im kind of astonished that this house is that low
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:02 (ten years ago)
Cool. Used to watch shows like Cosby Show and Family Ties and wonder if there were really houses out there that had a second staircase to the kitchen.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:06 (ten years ago)
you could probably find a comparable house in my city for that much a few years back, not so sure about now. the neighborhood that has a lot of circa-1900 large homes has definitely had some turnover and prices went up
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:10 (ten years ago)
I remember when looking for homes five years back there was a house that had only one staircase to the second story, it was off the kitchen, and it had enough turns to basically be a spiral staircase
have fun getting any furniture up that one
that place is right down the block from the grog shop, basically the only place I know in Cleveland thanks to reading bands' tour itineraries over the years
― mizzell, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:11 (ten years ago)
Could use some fresh paint, but http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1422-S-Summit-St_Little-Rock_AR_72202_M73236-65661#photo0
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:13 (ten years ago)
grog shop is a good venue
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:15 (ten years ago)
beautiful xp
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:16 (ten years ago)
http://www.iowarealty.com/aspx/FindAHome/listingdetail.aspx?list_numb=504681
here you go, $155k, come join my neighborhood
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:18 (ten years ago)
haha, the hell is this?
http://i.imgur.com/uFKVpnY.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)
http://www.iowarealty.com/userdocs/homeimages/504681/504681_10.jpg
please tell me i get to keep the toy atv
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:22 (ten years ago)
pretty sweet house tbh
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:23 (ten years ago)
... and don't say it's for congregatin'
http://i.imgur.com/BrzBwX7.png
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:23 (ten years ago)
I think on the realtor page it says they had bands play in the backyard, lol
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:26 (ten years ago)
oh, no central air, that's why it's cheap
boooo
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:28 (ten years ago)
does des moines get pretty hot?
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:30 (ten years ago)
we have about a month of 90 degree heat with 85% humidity
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:32 (ten years ago)
during which you are supposed to mumble "it's not the heat... it's the humidity" every few hours
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:33 (ten years ago)
lol
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:34 (ten years ago)
when I was just looking for stats I found some site that had average humidity for different states across the whole year
what a completely useless stat for any state that has a real cold season: in the dead of winter, it approaches zero outside humidity because everything is frozen
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:37 (ten years ago)
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, April 5, 2016 4:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
does someone every once in a while say "actually it's the dew point that is the kicker"
― marcos, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:47 (ten years ago)
xposts
that's a surveying platform
in the evening you wander out back to survey your yard and hold forth on various matters
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:55 (ten years ago)
first order of business: what other platforms could we build in this yard and should we connect them together or leave them as islands?
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 20:56 (ten years ago)
Almost twice the square footage as mine, and the price is FOUR ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE smaller. #yaySF
― Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:00 (ten years ago)
the gentleman from the house has the floorthe gentleman on the floor is going in the house
― ulysses, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:01 (ten years ago)
Reminds me of where
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swwjTfdOjo4
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 21:10 (ten years ago)
Fuck it, I'm moving to Cleveland. What's the weather like?
― just1n3, Tuesday, 5 April 2016 22:07 (ten years ago)
lake effect snow, presumably
― eyecrud (silby), Tuesday, 5 April 2016 22:13 (ten years ago)
Also, in a couple months, about a gazillion Republicans.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 02:23 (ten years ago)
what is the consensus on getting permits for everything you're supposed to versus flying under the radar?
the home improvement sites wisely mention that in many areas, if you're doing a dyi job that an inspector will tell you what you're doing wrong, what you need to do to be compliant with building codes, so it's like cheap feedback. they also claim that permitted improvements are more likely to raise the value of your home
on the other hand, it raises your tax burden since they're instantly going to pick it up for appraisal, no cutting corners, etc
my city has a tax incentive for improving property value (although I fucked up on getting some paperwork in on time) and you basically get your taxes reduced, rather than raised, for a number of years post-construction!
my new garage/backyard fence are all above-board, i ponder finishing part of my basement though, and people are really into not doing paperwork on that
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 02:36 (ten years ago)
I just had to call my local permit office yesterday morning to see if I needed a permit to put up one of those kit-build utility sheds from Lowe's. As long as it's less than 200 sq feet, I don't! Go me!
I bet I'll have to get a permit to demo that eyesore deathtrap outbuilding, though. I really wish I would've had that bundled into my offer for the house, because I had no idea how expensive it is just to demo something and have it hauled away.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 02:42 (ten years ago)
I have a basement bar that serves no purpose (we drink copiously but we do it everywhere, not at a bar, and the kids don't do puppet shows anymore).
It was clearly DIY'd by a previous owner; it's sloppy in the extreme. What I really want to do is rip it out and use the space for a storage closet, while also leaving a little alcove for some shelves and a wall-mounted desktop (e.g. Elfa).
Currently considering doing the demolition and closet wall myself, without the blessing of a permit. The walls there are not load-bearing, and I think I can do the framing and drywall with no problem, as I did a bunch of that as a summer job in my distant youth. Surely a bit of refresher from books/YouTube would guide me if needed.
I'm not good with doors, though. Maybe we can live with a curtain for a while; maybe I can get the job almost-finished and then call in a handyman just for doors?
― up jump the bougie (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:01 (ten years ago)
omg basement bars are such a thing of a bygone era, but i do know one person who installed one. i think they've had a partial moment in the "everyone loves homebrewing" era
my parents have one i really should take a picture of, their house is of a mid-1900s vintage, has checkerboard tile, originally had a "water feature" in the basement (!!) which makes me think the original owners had a fireplace down there and likely some dense carpeting for entertaining
their home really has a lot of interesting features. it's in a neighborhood where probably a dozen of the homes were designed by an architect who actually briefly lived in their home, it backs up to a wooded creek area on what used to be an edge of town, and although other owners have made varied changes, it has a lot of materials and features that were very high-end
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:07 (ten years ago)
re: DIY work - some things I can do if I damn well please (interior construction, electrical, plumbing, all to code obvs but not necessarily inspected, finding out code requirements is pretty easy), but as soon as you get outside of the footprint of the house the permitting folks tend to take more of an interest. this is in Oregon, so ymmv
― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:10 (ten years ago)
if you live in an unincorporated area or the middle of the countryside, in some parts of the country it's an "anything goes" philosophy. i've heard some amazing horror stories.
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:16 (ten years ago)
basically either there is no permitting, or assessment/evaluation only happens if a property is sold or someone complains about their neighbor doing something egregious enough someone checks it out
where i lived for my teen years, an acreage outside of town... the idiot neighbor really should have had the EPA called on him, let alone the housing authority
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:18 (ten years ago)
yeah we are within the urban growth boundary, but still in unincorporated Lane County, I can build any 200 square foot building I want and the only things that "need" permitting would be alterations to the actual physical footprint.
note that this extends to such absurdities as an unconnected porch needing a rebuild permit because it touched the house.
― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 03:34 (ten years ago)
I've heard about the code enforcement department in my city noticing contractor trucks outside of houses and stopping to check permits, and people getting fined for not having them. But I live in a huge college town with tons of slumlords so the code enforcement folks are always out enforcing codes.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 05:38 (ten years ago)
You should go ahead and do whatever you want in your basements, permits be damned. Those secret doors and soundproof walls are only going to attract unwanted attention anyway.
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 13:52 (ten years ago)
want to make sure the electrical is up to code for my grow op
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:06 (ten years ago)
Hell, just do what the neighbors of that house you posted yesterday did and build a greenhouse.
http://i.imgur.com/ZquI3g2.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:13 (ten years ago)
I guess I never noticed the huge backyards on that street. I think only that part of the block has them, the section to the west where a friend lives might have another street behind
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2016 14:18 (ten years ago)