OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg

(possibly terrible)

cld be a poor idea

the tshirt line makes me think its a joke

uh oh

cof cof cof gimme it

wt should get into marketing

i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof

I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton

Brian, Exeter

RIP bill hitchert

We're watching the Tim peake news on the tele and I said to my wife that I'm over the moon for him which made her laugh

Brian, Exeter

"the official coffee company of weird Twitter"

https://twitter.com/michaelmaria16

one of my favorite twitter accounts is @postcrunk, he tweets relatively infrequently, and it's always sociopolitical commentary, totally out of step with his handle and the avatar of the rainbow wolf, like was this always this person's fuck style, i can't tell

https://twitter.com/postcrunk

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk 3h3 hours ago
capitalism is not just mansions and yachts
capitalism is dying alone in the streets with your last dollar

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 6
bruh the fetishization of youth is a byproduct of capitalism

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 5
you can create something that changes the world no matter what anyone tells you

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 4
the body language learned from advertisements

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 2
first black u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east
first female u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 29
fictional characters can undermine real authority

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 28
we manage our emotions with pills and express them with emojis

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 27
90's nostalgia because we're unwilling to reconcile with what we've become

wow swarthy villian very angry bad vibes unfollowed

account suspended. what happened?

repeatedly challenging ben dreyfuss to a fight for being a rich kid is at least what i saw lol it was pretty weird and lame

the tweets seem to be ...gone... now https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic

weird and lame twitter

it seemed like it was mostly tony tendys that was harassing ben dreyfuss last night, although he thankfully didnt get b& over it

how much those dudes h8 rich nyc media bros is kinda embarrassing, although i have no problem with the harassment its usually not v funny

its because they want to be nyc media bros but all the jobs are taken by richard dryfusses children

SwarthyV is good at harassmentlols but a lot of the extended posse just aren't creative enough with it and make it embarrassing and juvenile. like when some milquetoast lib pundit says something critical of bernie and six people with handles like @hitlerboner are all tweeting "GO DIE OF AIDS BITCH"... kinda lame

even felix is mostly just the same 'Hi im Covington Barnes-Oxley of Shitmanor Fields, CT. I dont understand how turnstiles work because i take a helicopter to work everyday at my media job. Something about an obscure Yemini Al-Queda affiliate' style 'owns' which, yes, these ppl are all terrible nepotism-benefiting imbeciles, i know, i am one of them. we're still not whats preventing bernie sanders from becoming president and you having a nicer apartment on the L or w/e

that's a good felix impression lol

i still remember a good one of his- 'chalmers mush of dorkville mn' confused about why BLM is mad while bag boy brings groceries to his porche cayenne

lmao gj lamp

fave detail abt this twitter personage is that he was apparently a bouncer at some bar w/in crawling distance of me like a year and a half ago

personal taste of course but i thought his thing was better when he was making fun of kurt schlichter and john schindler than 'mainstream political media'

yeah being a hater is much better when ur just a cool guy who doesnt really care rather than complaining abt how u shd have the job someone else has

is he part of that BRO PAIR / mobute group

ya i think he is becoming one of those guys

its funny how ppl who r so good on twitter are so bad and gonzo when they write long

so much pulling the scales from the eyes

like hmmm i am very successful in this format that rewards pithiness i will learn nothing from that

everyone could use an editor

the carl diggler stuff is fun

also i wish i cld find a pixel art thing @leyawn did of an rpg sprite lying in bed feeling sad on old

imo the crowing over Diggler's accuracy is the apotheosis of "I should be the media pundit man" stuff

tbf being a pundit wld be a p sweet ass gig

they will never let u in the club if u keep bringing up their failed predictions tho!

thought u *were* a pundit, albeit to few

i wish, imagine yelling at ppl on tv for yr job man what a life

luv 2 prognosticate

i liked this interview with BAKOOON http://www.artnews.com/2016/03/22/to-be-boring-online-is-a-terrible-thing-bakoon-on-twitter-politics-horror-and-so-much-more/

really like that interview, he just seems really.... relatable? idk, i tend to think some of these weird twitter ppl are very universal but i'm probably just seeing some projection of self

so is graey alien back?? https://twitter.com/graeyebooks

he never went anywhere, he just doesn't tweet a lot

I wish we would stop using that fucking word [referring to “branding”] and all advertising terminology, to be honest. I just post the shit that I like. It’s my personal aesthetic, I guess.

lol

lol

https://twitter.com/Nickmac2diamond