"and that's okay" / "and here's why"

You Won't Believe the #LifeHack This Small Town Found to Keep Itself Sustainable (Hint: It's a Lottery!)

Because I could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for me
The carriage held but just ourselves
John Terry is a cunt

The Most Merciful Thing In The World, I Think, Is The Inability Of The Human Mind To Correlate 10 Things You Never Knew You Can Do With Coca-Cola - And It's Blowing Our Minds - And That's Okay

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights. You'll be blown away by #14.

BB and YMP's last ones have me in stitches

“Everyone strives after the law,” says the man, “so how is that in these many years no one except me has requested entry?” The gatekeeper sees that the man is already dying and, in order to reach his diminishing sense of hearing, he shouts at him, "The Internet Is Freaking Over This Cat Who Loves Putting Her Paws In The Air."

The year’s at the spring,
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hill-side’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn;
God’s in His heaven...
And that's okay

To-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name?
Yesterday,
We had This Simple Cleaning Hack Changes Everything, and to-morrow morning,
We shall have The One Weird Thing You Should Do Every Time You Fire.
But to-day,
To-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name. Look, these kittens
Are the cutest things you will EVER see,
And to-day we have How Many Parts Can You Name.

The mystery of the balances is there
The Masonic secret lies there
The church forbids its angels entry there
The gypsies camp there
Blood is exchanged there
Mothers weep there
It is night there
And that's okay

Princess Volupine extends
A meagre, blue-nailed, phthisic hand
To climb the waterstair. Lights, lights,
She entertains Sir Ferdinand

Klein. Who clipped the lion’s wings
And flea’d his rump and pared his claws?
Thought Burbank, meditating on
Time’s ruins, and the seven Disney princesses reimagined as anti-semitic caricatures.

WEBSTER was much possessed by death
And saw the skull beneath the skin;
And breastless creatures under ground
Leaned backward with a lipless grin.

Daffodil bulbs instead of balls 5
Stared from the sockets of the eyes!
He knew that thought clings round dead limbs
Tightening its lusts and luxuries.

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Donne, I suppose, was such another
Who found no substitute for sense;
To seize and clutch and penetrate,
Expert beyond experience,

He knew the anguish of the marrow
The ague of the skeleton;
No contact possible to flesh
Allayed the fever of the bone.

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Grishkin is nice: her Russian eye
Is underlined for emphasis;
Uncorseted, her friendly bust
Gives promise of pneumatic bliss. 20

The couched Brazilian jaguar
Compels the scampering marmoset
With subtle effluence of cat;
Grishkin has a maisonette;

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The sleek Brazilian jaguar
Does not in its arboreal gloom
Distil so rank a feline smell
As Grishkin in a drawing-room.

And even the Abstract Entities
Circumambulate her charm;
But our lot crawls between dry ribs
To keep our metaphysics warm.

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These Heartwarming Videos of Returning Trojan War Soldiers Greeting Their Livestock Will Bring Tears to Your Eyes

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. One man in his time plays many parts. #4 will BLOW your MIND.

going down the list of James Beard nominees earlier i came across one of the nominations in journalism, for writing on food wine and spirits:

“There Are Almost No Black People Brewing Craft Beer. Here’s Why.”
Dave Infante
Thrillist

that's like crossing some kind of rubicon never meant to be crossed

Why doesn't black people want to brew? Here's why.

#Thrillistpitch

'creme brulee or bedbug' was an actual headline i saw today

also god bless ilx for almost immediately pulling the mcr ripcord. i love you guys

This Couple Did A Baby Photoshoot With A Burrito And It’s Really Emotional

A Squid Eating Dough Out Of A Polyethylene Bag Is Fast And Bulbous. And That's Okay.

Watch An Entire Pub Full of Baltimore Cops Sing 'Body of an American' In Moving Send-Off For Dead Friend

There hasn’t been a criminal defense lawyer on the Supreme Court in 25 years. That’s a problem.

Slate has started a whole genre of "Bernie Wins X, and Why That's Good News For Hillary" articles

Slate has started a whole genre of "Bernie Wins X, and Why That's Good News For Hillary" articles

Remember how everything was "good news for John McCain" eight years ago?

There Are Almost No Black People Brewing Craft Beer. Here’s Why.”

I always think this kind of article is alienating to the black people who are into the thing the article is saying is "white."

And that's okay.

brewing craft beer made me white

And that's okay.

We're Taking A Trip Through The Alphabet, And That's A 'K', And Here's 'Y'

lolll

Omg

http://flavorwire.com/572188/this-season-of-girls-was-its-best-yet-heres-why

In the age of clickbait, I guess it is actually helpful to see in a single glance at the url that someone plans on at least trying to support an argument instead of just saying a thing. And here's why.

Could Flu Have Caused Prince's Death? Yes. Here's Why

http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2016/04/23/475301690/im-not-sad-about-prince-but-let-me-explain

not everything needs to be an article

That's like a hybrid of "that's okay" and "here's why".

jesus that's a terrible essay. and here's why.

one of the worst things about the new world of internet journalism's constant need for new content is that we now have this army of thinkpiece writers who feel the need to respond to every single thought/observation/experience with "how can i pitch this"

and here's why

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The reasons, detailed below in rough order of relevance to the central question of my thesis, will shock you.

good find

When I see a couple of kids
And guess he's fucking her and she's
Taking pills or wearing a diaphragm,
And that's ok

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I Pee Pretty Much Wherever I Want In The General Proximity Of The Toilet, And That's Okay

not everything needs to be an article

― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Saturday, 23 April 2016 21:28 (1 week ago) Permalink

sky write this everywhere

the kitchn/apartment therapy are full of these useless doesn't need to be an article tips
I Am Getting Rid of My Blender, and Here's Why
http://www.thekitchn.com/why-i-will-never-use-a-standard-blender-again-218054

everything needs to be an article

there might be ungathered uniques out there, just waiting to be picked up

not everything needs to be an article, and here's why