why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

always down w/ pics of kids and babies but most especially pets

clickhole and to a lesser extent garlic bread memes and this thread i guess make most of the garbage survivable

...garlic bread...memes?

most memes i completely ignore, but yesterday some guy i don't know but am nevertheless "friends" with on facebook posted a picture of dr. king with text where "dr. king" upbraids black people for voting for clinton instead of sanders. my god it is the most horrible thing ever. am strongly tempted to make some comment on it re: posthumously baptizing anne frank, but i don't know the guy well enough to get into a fight over it, and i don't care about it enough to actually unfriend him over it. it just bugs the shit out of me, is all.

one of my black-sheep conservative cousins (who i haven't put on ignore yet) posted a "socialist monopoly" meme. which is profoundly dumb because the original idea for monopoly came from socialists making a board game to explain why capitalism sucked. sigh. i usually stay out of these things because the rest of my relatives can be generally relied upon to cow them into submission but in this case i couldn't help but explain the history of "the landlord's game".

i've been trying to combat all the political bs by only posting nice things about my friends (i've moved all the self promo over to another page). it's hard! but rewarding!

lately i pretty much just spam people with retro photos from the year 2000 and click like when people are doing something that makes them happy or gets the certification they've been working toward or whatever. almost everybody who posts conservative BS got unfriended or unfollowed a long time ago. it's an okay time over there.

I've been getting the same suggested ad for two weeks for a "Paid constipation" study with an accompanying animation that shows a drawing of human insides.

fucking why

probably all the cheese burritos i'd guess

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12742768_942142665853985_7328527836723434011_n.jpg?oh=e2f3c168422b5f270422c40efc559737&oe=57505EE6

^ eminently hateworthy

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aL2vgmg_700b.jpg

anyone else seen this thing fifty times

oh wait i just realized it's different at the bottom, the original is "books"

i'm slightly less annoyed if they keep changing it and i just haven't been noticing

shut the fuck up about books though

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-3qY7n10fFLE/VrjkPDsStUI/AAAAAAAAASA/pHWVlnXxmnw/s426/how-i-spend-money-sarah-anderson.jpg

AWESOME

at least the vapes one has changed the background in the last two panels rather than have someone buying fast food in a bookshop (also appreciate the addition of the rabbit in first panel)

I've seen a magic the gathering version of that one, which is pretty accurate

at least the vape one is crediting the artist

the KFC one doesn't even make sense b/c food is a kind of grocery

They should do it where the bottom one is "groceries" again

the KFC one doesn't even make sense b/c food is a kind of grocery

― petulant dick master (silby)

in our household we budget eating out as an entertainment expense

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXLpECxWYAEW_ni.jpg

Assaulting naked black people?

Cops can't be everywhere man

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/12742547_10208381988208339_6594728511289040939_n.jpg?oh=1c8aa14e2816e17454b483ca92ba2776&oe=5793AA38

Bernie fans trying to paint FDR as a socialist gives me a headache.

yeah i don't think Bernie fans invented that idea

https://walexmarceva.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/2c940fe0bc7f92b7adeeac85a2ae640d.jpg

Assaulting naked black people?

― hats to all the angles on their heads and surely many, many of blings (ledge), Sunday, March 6, 2016 10:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cops can't be everywhere man

― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, March 6, 2016 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not the hardest chance u'll ever convert but a cool finish nonetheless

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12508968_10153857675383615_6293126251675695194_n.jpg?oh=b4e1ed2ed21a5fc74bf5057e2ccd7728&oe=574DBB0D

no. no no no no no no no

otm

they are both very ugly

Heh

worst idea ever

Idea for chin-strokey blog-post: "Hollywood" as catch all mystification obscuring relations of production and distribution within the film industry

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtl1/v/t1.0-9/12795419_10208127136236804_2859249896822827904_n.jpg?oh=7e941c24dd25803cb241f2477a9b5b8d&oe=574F95F1

one of my pet peeves is people who don't know how many periods form an ellipsis..............

tell me again how punctuation marks work

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/10391825_1044441495599122_5169571937596190216_n.jpg?oh=50c300341d2af78f12a1cf7f9a05bcce&oe=5791E0DA

pity the people who'd reflexively 'like' that one

http://i68.tinypic.com/2zjgz00.jpg

glad my butt is perfect, i was really sweating that one

glad an image on the internet complemented my butt i feel much more secure and not at all creeped out not one but

I keep reading that as "your butt lights up the room" and thinking of someone lighting their farts.

omg, seeing this one infuriated me this morning:

http://i64.tinypic.com/2myc2s0.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdlfdMOWAAAYyhw.jpg:large

idgi

me neither?

The circus is a metaphor for today's lazy kids

And the butt is a dog whistle for 2nd amendment rights

Also the sequins are radical muslimists

It's OK to fail

(Leaves more for us winners)