The Howard Stern Thread

and yeah, beet was shot out of a cannon

H: "If you have five grapes, how many do you have?"

Beet: "None"

H: "Five plus zero is?"

Beet: "Ten and Twelve"

H: "How many pennies in a nickel?"

Beet: "35 cents"

H: "The Dave Clark ___?"

Beet: "...babies"

https://beetlesjuice.com

Makes me so happy I'm not paying for the show anymore when H interviewed Wayne Siegel's son in law and the latter then gave a commercial for his father in law's business.

Then H played tapes of Ronnie drunk at a wedding and all was forgiven

i love this picture

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdrybWzVIAEF874.jpg

Hello from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiiide

ease on down, ease on down the roooooooooaad!

Vocal fry impressions from last week have me hacking up my dinner

Not to mention sour as Richard Simmons !

HELLOOO FRISCOOOO!!!

Michael Rapaport killing it as always on the Wrap Up Show yesterday. He had a great line in the beginning about "higher ups here at Sirius, people you don't even know about Gary, they're the reason I'm here so much. They've demanded my presence."

is this show still radically sexist

no, not for nearly a decade. howard's mellowed out and "evolved" so to speak, which most longtime fans hate, but he's better than ever imo. good example from 2012:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11btbEpS4rY

that's good to hear

ugh, he's gotta be gutted over Garry Shandling. Feels like every other show recently has started with an RIP segment.

xp He's def mellower in that area. Thank his daughters and Beth O.

http://i.imgur.com/5oN09aN.jpg

I would love to tour the southland
In a travelling minstrel show
Yes I'd love to tour the southland
In a traveling minstrel show

Yes I'm dying to be a star and make them laugh
Sound just like a record on the phonograph
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time
I have never met Napoleon
But I plan to find the time, yes I do

'Cause he looks so fine upon that hill
They tell me he was lonely, he's lonely still
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago, oh yeah

I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said, "You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?
Where did you get those shoes?"

Well, I've seen 'em on the TV, the movie show
They say the times are changing but I just don't know
These things are gone forever
Over a long time ago

what are his thoughts on trump? he's not supporting him is he

he's been joking about having access to the white house or being appointed to the supreme court by trump, but he's a long-time hilary supporter. maybe he's playing coy in the hopes trump will call in or something.

Trump called in last August.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvQO77AczAw

Howard so down on himself today. "I look like a dried out praying mantis."

ahahaha i fucking love Evil Dave, pronouncing "hymen" as "hyenas." how is he not wack pack?

thank god they finally banned Hanzi for life. HPE is still radio death.

loved Mariann in the studio yesterday singing about 30 million subscribers - "She's more crow than woman!"

HPE makes me laugh sometimes but Howard does get obsessed with him.

Why did they ban hanzi? Guess I need to catch up.

i feel like he hasn't gotten on the air since 2014. they talked to him today and banned him because they don't like him anymore. called Howard a zionist, told Robin to shut up because she just wanted his cock. Fucking asshole.

HPE i just can't stand. I think he's a total con artist. I feel bad for Joey Boots.

Hanzi wished death on H's kids and insulted Beth. So yeah.

ugh too much politics coming up on the show. hope the whole summer isnt like this. find howard's incoherent politics kind of excrutiating to listen to.

He's a documented financial supporter of Hillary.

oh i know, but it's just debating yahoos on the phone or his weird second amendment fetishism. it's tiresome. it's ok, i just mute it for a few minutes.

Michael Rapaport on the WUS today, and mentioned a lot during the actual show because Juliette Lewis was the guest, apparently they're old friends. Rapaport is the best new recurring character by a long shot.

Howard still so down on himself and his looks lately. From today's show: "I look like a warlock with cancer. When I was visiting Robin in the hospital, they put me in a bed immediately and started giving me chemo. I said 'No no no, I'm visiting my friend, my longtime on air partner.' They go 'Sir, you're delusional. You're obviously in Stage Four something or other. Let us help you."

The Louie interview drew attention to the possibility of some inventive, collaborative projects H could be involved in if he reached out to his peers.

https://d26b02a2hyzk9o.cloudfront.net/photos/2016/04/11/55-31107-ronnie-limitless-770-1460393674.png

Great caffeinated first hour 4/19 with goofing on robin and Gary

i could listen to howard's parents and howard imitating his parents forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTaaReCXjyo

"Your father's father was beaten over and over again, repeatedly."
"Mom I'm only 5, it's scaring me."
"Listen..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL_ZMtBIKKk

MAURY POVICH

1984 called, they want their show back

Medicated Pete: what are your interests?

High drunk girl: My friend is leaving!

p: sounds good

Howard and Robin pretending to be interns yesterday when the woman didn't believe them was fucking amazing. "And hey, don't tell anyone this...but I saw Howard...I saw him hit Gary once."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeWUmsRrymA

Phenomenal interview with Steve Martin today, probably the best of the big 'prestige' interviews of the past few years. Great show overall today too, with Jimmy Kimmel on in the first hour, then playing clips during the news of him on Kelly Ripa's show asking her the questions Howard gave him earlier.

this steve martin interview is so wonderful. meghan trainor seems like an awful person.

yeah the Meghan Trainor interview was awful. Torturous. Not much Howard could do.

That Harry Reid moment was devastating

revisiting the Benjy/Elisa saga, he's such a fucking mystery to me, I could live in the vortex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFZCFP3av4c

I think Benjy's best bits are behind him. But I guess you could say the same about the rest of the staff as well.