hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Class & wealth issues aside, Idiocracy is full-on racist horseshit. Plus often funny ¯\(°_°)/¯

somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:02 (ten years ago)

i hate the idiocracy view of the world. we have an ignorant, bloodthirsty proletariat is because our political class failed them, there's nothing to be smug about

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:40 (ten years ago)

we have an ignorant, bloodthirsty proletariat is because our political class failed them, there's nothing to be smug about

No, we have an ignorant, bloodthirsty proletariat because people are stupid. The "political class" is every bit as ignorant and bloodthirsty as the people who vote for them.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 26 February 2016 20:50 (ten years ago)

people are stupid

the giveaway is the unsophistication of their political understanding

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:02 (ten years ago)

I've caught flack for saying this before but I don't really believe that Judge made Idiocracy to make a point about anything, I think it was really just him wanting to make a funny movie about dumb people set in future-American Gladiators world, anyone who takes it seriously is kind of an idiot themselves

frogbs, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:32 (ten years ago)

http://d.gr-assets.com/books/1352662289l/11289919.jpg

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:43 (ten years ago)

roland barthes needs some graphic design assistance

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:56 (ten years ago)

too late now, he's dead

mookieproof, Friday, 26 February 2016 21:58 (ten years ago)

https://ceasefiremagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/death-of-the-author.jpg

spirited ai weiwei (Treeship), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:59 (ten years ago)

xpost

how ironic.

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 26 February 2016 21:59 (ten years ago)

Etan Cohen was the other credited screenwriter and who wrote on everything from eps of B&B to KotH to shit like Madagascar 2 or Men in Black 3 or Get Hard.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:02 (ten years ago)

this part of idiocracy is pretty close to coming true, imo

http://i0.wp.com/transitionvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IdiocracyFoxNews.jpg

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:48 (ten years ago)

i am unsarcastically glad that ilx's statute of limitations has expired on condescending links to death of the author

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 26 February 2016 22:49 (ten years ago)

this is good gawker http://gawker.com/we-went-to-see-business-insiders-american-hq-in-new-yor-1761330663

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Saturday, 27 February 2016 08:21 (ten years ago)

sadly you are right.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 February 2016 08:31 (ten years ago)

http://gawker.com/coffee-connoisseurship-silly-1761947228

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:45 (ten years ago)

That's pretty good pay for linking to other sites' content.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 29 February 2016 18:18 (ten years ago)

$90k plus bennies, you cunt

― J0rdan S., Monday, February 29, 2016 12:55 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 29 February 2016 18:21 (ten years ago)

yeah gimme a few years on that one

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 February 2016 18:26 (ten years ago)

do you have to be in nyc to get that editor job?

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 00:44 (ten years ago)

not necessarily. the editor of deadspin is remote. there have been other remote editors. for a lot of jobs (gawker or otherwise) it def helps to be in nyc tho.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:34 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/706921802073767936

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 March 2016 20:16 (ten years ago)

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2016/news/160321/hulk-hogan-320.jpg

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 03:03 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc-RPJwUkAEemGZ.jpg

Frobisher, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 03:39 (ten years ago)

guilty lol

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 03:40 (ten years ago)

'hulk hogan trial' sounds weird to me. hulk hogan is not on trial.

carly rae jetson (thomp), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 04:40 (ten years ago)

During the defense opening, Gawker lawyer Michael Berry attacked Hogan’s suit as a naked grab for “lots and lots of money,” and contended that company founder Nick Denton had acted with the purest of motives.

Berry noted that Denton’s mom was a Hungarian Jew “who survived the Nazis” before escaping the Soviet occupation and fleeing to England at age 18.

“Mr. Denton grew up with parents who’ve seen first-hand what happens when speech is suppressed,” Berry said.

“He wants the public to have the simple, unvarnished truth … the unvarnished truth about public figures.”

how's life, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 09:22 (ten years ago)

the unvarnished truth about the sex lives of men who look like they've been varnished

the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 10:04 (ten years ago)

guys don't pour your molten salt into your fishtank; they are worst enemies

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/molten-salt-is-a-fish-tanks-worst-enemy-1763377848

police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 15:13 (ten years ago)

i love stupid videos like that

reminds me of a new science teacher i had in seventh grade who loved blowing shit up

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 15:17 (ten years ago)

Say what you will about the case but why is everyone taking the sarcastic "four years old" comment at face value it's so stupid

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 10 March 2016 05:00 (ten years ago)

Stupid on so many levels it transcends stupid. It'd be like defendants in a Klan right to march case showing up in hoods and tossing around racist epithets, just to make themselves even more unlikable.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:26 (ten years ago)

thanks for altering me to gawker's above 4yo sex tape publishing policy. i didn't realize they still had new ways to gross me out.

Mordy, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:28 (ten years ago)

okay I think gawker is gross too but come the fuck on, that's sarcasm

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:39 (ten years ago)

and so was yours

sorry, got morning dumbs

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:40 (ten years ago)

Man, you know a bad place for sarcasm? A courtroom.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:42 (ten years ago)

I once served on a jury for a sex offender civil commitment trial. As part of his treatment, the guy had to write a narrative describing his actions in his own words. At one point in the narrative, he referred to his victims as "those little shits". In context, a reasonable person could tell that he was using it as a term of endearment, but the state's attorney seized on it: "He dehumanizes children by referring to them as FECAL MATTER!" I saw other jurors' heads nod when she said that.

how's life, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:44 (ten years ago)

Using sarcasm in a courtroom may be bad strategy but comparing his use of sarcasm to...klansman using racial slurs?? Is completely willful misreading and dumb

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:23 (ten years ago)

Just because he's dumb on one level doesn't give people a pass to assume the worst ! As a reader of the news you are obligated to do the work of picking up on fuckkng context clues

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:25 (ten years ago)

it's about ethics in journalism reading

Mordy, Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:30 (ten years ago)

Not comparing it to Klan, just brought it up as a counterproductive approach to a defense.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:33 (ten years ago)

It's not a perfect analogy, but it's better than assuming that not having a "pass" is enough to prevent people from assuming the worst and rolling with it.

how's life, Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:40 (ten years ago)

Best part of the "four" comment is imagining how hard Gawker's legal team must gone in on Daulerio's asshole in its aftermath. Dude must barely be able to walk at present.

Position Position, Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:42 (ten years ago)

uhhhhh

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:48 (ten years ago)

Lol

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:52 (ten years ago)

http://babysimpson.co.uk/gallery/frames/6/2f32/239.jpg

Gawker's legal dream team

larry appleton, Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:56 (ten years ago)

from the NYT on Tuesday, straining as ever to preserve decorum

Later, when he found out that his shock-radio friend, known as Bubba the Love Sponge, had been responsible for filming the encounter,

initially I laughed and then realized well yeah who else is Hulk Hogan going to hang out with

Mr. Magic's Rap Attack (m coleman), Thursday, 10 March 2016 17:21 (ten years ago)

it's about ethics in journalism reading

― Mordy, Thursday, March 10, 2016 10:30 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what does this even mean? its about finding lots of people dumb for not getting context clues

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Friday, 11 March 2016 06:22 (ten years ago)

context clues? what kind of context, what kind of clues? like, this is a deposition, don't joke about sex crimes involving 4 year olds?

the late great, Friday, 11 March 2016 06:25 (ten years ago)


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