why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I'm amused by this guy's silent disapproval splitscreen facebook schtick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSmjWur0C3k

SIIIIIICK BUUUUUUUURN OBAMA!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cb7BIcYW4AIC9Bx.jpg

http://www.businessinsider.com/stefanie-williams-response-to-yelp-employee-talia-jane-2016-2

Now a 36 year old's getting in on the action

https://medium.com/listen-to-my-story/36-year-old-destroys-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-25-year-old-yelp-employee-who-got-fired-aa91972dedff#.a90bbbrsq

damn now we need a 42 year old to weigh in.

or a 3,000 year old https://medium.com/open-betters/an-open-letter-to-the-36-year-old-who-destroyed-the-29-year-old-millennial-who-ripped-the-25-year-98b79c905788

Where's Burl Ives when you need him?

to which thread do i post about the recent scourge of cooking videos?

i recently saw one for "mickey mouse cupcakes" where the first two steps were "have baked cupcakes" and "have icing"

skepdick religion one irritates me largely because of the diction, 'cool'/'not cool' 'simple dude, cool or not cool, okley dokley'

https://www.facebook.com/BuzzFeedFood/videos/1103124839700741/?fref=nf

seriously?? shitty grilled cheese with pepperoni!

i hate the internet and everything we have become

lil wayne liked it

he also thinks cough medicine is a dinner beverage

LEGENDARY

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http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201602_1046_dbghe.png

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That secondary font is horrific

Got the "theirs" right, but missed on "to."

Loyality tho

i feel so blessed that i see none of these things on my FB wall

http://i.imgur.com/d9bFqIz.png

I know if there's one thing I wouldn't be able to survive, it's that +38.

wait Americans say "tuck shop"? lol

Oh, I see those all the time, with a ton of likes and "lol so true!" comments. It's bullshit. Kids totally got run over and sick and ill and died and stuff when I was a kid. And some of them were fat. But you can't point that out to faux nostalgia nuts.

Also without fail every week there's someone who will post a picture of kids playing in the street and go on about what a shame it is that kids don't play in the street any more. Clearly never been in my street where you can't move for the wee fuckers. And I bet they'd be the first to complain if they couldn't drive their car down the road for kids kicking a football around in their way. Kids today, no respect memes would be replacing kids today, don't know how to enjoy themselves ones.

i thought of those pictures this morning walking past the local school which has a security turnstile for a front gate...

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Assuming this is a real comment and not something made up by 'RealFarmacy.com'(?), has Dave Grohl always been this much of a grumpy old curmudgeon?

Lots of good comments underneath including:
'I find there's more visual boring girls with them trying to let it all hang out no talent, I love musicians story tellers, I'm sick and tired of the same looking girls and guys
Show no individual talent it's more about
Dressing up without talent
We crave for people who can play instruments and good songwriters.
Bands please come back.
Sick of the dull and monotonous.''

a) always assume comments are falsely attributed
b) Grohl is President Grumpy Old Curmudgeon

I must agree that if the number one song was about my butt, it would be a problem.

I rode my bike without a helmet or supervision and I got run over by a bus and killed, and am typing this as the ghost of a child

why oh why do today's ghost children spend so much time on the internet? in my day we were always out haunting people

'I don't want you kids playing around that minefield any more'

'You stay away from that Ghost Farm, you here?'

we would always be feasting on the souls of the living but you never saw any fat ghosts

bike paths? where is this, red China?

my parents forced me to cycle exclusively on dual carriageways. Never did me no harm.

what is even that about leftover roast chicken? is that a thing?

Yeah that's weird. But what is a tuckshop?

A tuck shop is a small, food-selling retailer.[1] It is a term principally used in the UK, Ireland, Grenada, South Africa, New Zealand, Jamaica, Sri Lanka, Australia, Pakistan, and occasionally in other parts of the former British Empire.[2] In New South Wales, the term is interchangeable with the word canteen.

When the tuck shop is in a school, it is frequently the only place (other than the school canteen) where monetary transactions can be made. As such, particularly in the UK, they often sell items of stationery too, although food is still their primary source of income and customers. In Australia at both youth clubs and schools the tuck shop is mainly staffed by volunteers from the community, which may include students, parents and, in the case of clubs, members. The term is also used in Indian boarding schools. In Canada, summer camps often have tuck shops for the same reason, to allow campers to buy small items while away from home.

HOW DID WE SURVIVE

5. Our only "tuck shop" was called the School Store.

Ah, thanks!

I almost feel like Grohl is being made more grumpy than he is! He's this weird rockist thing ppl project things onto

That's an honest Grohl quote.

https://www.redbulletin.com/uk/en/culture/dave-grohl-exclusive

He doesn't always come off that rockist though. I remember from his Maron interview he had a digression about how he liked disco.

Re.: faux nostalgia nuts, I like the term "pastopians."

Any "in my day, we only had three TV channels" stuff automatically triggers thoughts of the Monty Python "Four Yorkshiremen" sketch.

House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture.

You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!

Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor!

Well when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.

We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

all the best kids got run over and were fat

Fuck off is tuck shop used here

Grohl is acting like his music ain't full of the same shitty cliches. Just not his butt

What was "Big Me" about then?

Irl lols

It was January 1968, the winter after the Summer of Love. The Tet Offensive was grabbing headlines all over the nation. The #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100? It damn well wasn't about someone's butt! It was a tender ballad titled "Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)", by John Fred and His Playboy Band. We didn't consider it a problem.

-- Bob Marley --

I guess I'll take your asses

haha

irl lol at fog/mist dogs