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Did you even read the fucking thing? The point is they are good friends of each other. What the hell.

somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 February 2016 02:52 (ten years ago)

soref I think the joke is more about the discrepancy of the ridiculous look of Kiss in those photos with the very identifiable broad sentiments of hanging out with friends. I think you're reading into it a little.

Evan, Sunday, 21 February 2016 03:23 (ten years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/every-day-i-am-carsick-3943

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 27 February 2016 21:14 (ten years ago)

“Hi, it’s Paul from acting. Please drink my wetness.”

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 19:30 (ten years ago)

overall i think they ruined this, and maybe when you read it you'll see why i think that.

but here it is: http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-22-exterminators-describe-most-advanced-b-4044

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 13 March 2016 10:27 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdnO5EcW0AAXCfk.jpg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:38 (ten years ago)

This isn’t misogyny. These are facts. I’m simply noticing that whenever feminists cry wolf about the wage gap, they conveniently fail to mention any of the following soaps:

The oatmeal soaps that women buy that look like they’re filled with bugs
The soaps I’ve seen that come from maybe Jamaica that are shaped like starfish
The soaps that look like but probably aren’t actually peanut butter
Soaps like these should be undeniable proof that in 2016, women are getting more than their fair shake in America.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/sorry-feminists-if-wage-gap-exists-how-do-women-af-4034

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:46 (ten years ago)

“The Gypsum Princess And The Salt-Lick Kid”

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-roald-dahl-stories-have-you-read-4145

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:49 (ten years ago)

It’s the oppressive Czar Of Fuck himself, Channing Tatum, being as naked as is even allowed and ushering in a horrifying regime of Chaotic Fuck-Laws. In this picture, Tatum is sopping wet with the steaming miracle of liquid, and so now it’s time to become profoundly porn-commanded on account of this man’s rapidly twitching muscle.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/get-horny-these-6-pictures-lust-despot-channing-ta-4029

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:50 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHC7pYHn9jQ

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 18:54 (ten years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-incredible-compilation-people-band-aid-their-2378

There was a hole bunch of problems whit his campaigns (crüt), Monday, 21 March 2016 13:18 (ten years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/isis-has-lost-sight-what-our-founding-fathers-inte-3847?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. On these principles our Founding Fathers established a moral center for a young nation that has gone on to serve as a blueprint for overwhelming prosperity. And while the Constitution has been plenty tested by the changing demands of our country’s citizens, I believe that no single group has strayed further from the intentions of our Founding Fathers than ISIS.

k3vin k., Monday, 28 March 2016 04:45 (ten years ago)

Has this been posted yet? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/im-feminist-i-dont-support-planned-parenthood-im-b-4141

emil.y, Monday, 28 March 2016 17:01 (ten years ago)

That is astounding.

sacral intercourse conducive to vegetal luxuriance (askance johnson), Monday, 28 March 2016 17:09 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CevOP1ZWAAA0aKe.jpg

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 19:08 (ten years ago)

lmao

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 19:16 (ten years ago)

came here to post that.

ive seen enough Good Wife episodes (s.clover), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 19:32 (ten years ago)

what is the joke there

Nhex, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:24 (ten years ago)

just the joy of always ceci n'est, ceci n'est finally here comes mr. pipe

Mordy, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)

Ceci n'est pas une joke

pplains, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 02:55 (ten years ago)

Not quite typical Clickhole fare, but crushes it imo:

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/sorry-bernie-bros-your-candidate-just-doesnt-have--4201?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)

all 3 of these are out of sight

http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-marissa-mayer-eric-clapton-and-charl-4184

goole, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 23:03 (ten years ago)

yep

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 23:46 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4APcgsRdW6w

it me, Saturday, 2 April 2016 19:54 (ten years ago)

seriously lolled

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 2 April 2016 20:58 (ten years ago)

friend of a friend posted this on facebook, outraged: http://www.clickhole.com/article/game-changer-startup-just-broke-kickstarters-all-t-3863

JoeStork, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 07:29 (ten years ago)

combine that with the scream mask quote from eastbound & down and i'm giggling

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 13:38 (ten years ago)

!!!

http://www.clickhole.com/article/no-coincidence-9-months-after-fuck-day-first-wave--4234

scott seward, Monday, 18 April 2016 20:03 (ten years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-character-office-are-you-927

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 21 April 2016 15:18 (ten years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/here-news-4283

ciderpress, Saturday, 23 April 2016 00:44 (ten years ago)

In the world of sports, the Pirates beat the Cubs 6 to 3

clearly fake

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 April 2016 02:14 (ten years ago)

In THE PEANUTS GO TO CALIFORNIA, Charlie Brown is a 16-year-old human boy with long hair, dozens of parents, and the popular catch phrase "I don't know much, but I do know one thing: The Hollywood Ten got what they deserved."

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 April 2016 16:55 (ten years ago)

hmm

https://twitter.com/ShameBeast

goole, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)

xp the weird thing about that is the video interview at the bottom that confirms the "smelling like a dude" and "plenty of STDs in London" quotes

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)

wait the cunt punch thing actually happened? wtf

Nhex, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 19:00 (ten years ago)

ahhahahahahaha

i like to trump and i am crazy (DJP), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:28 (ten years ago)

It's more likely than you think.

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 12 May 2016 14:36 (ten years ago)

dying that the punch thing happened

are you ellie (s.clover), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:02 (ten years ago)

wait is the starwipe "concept" all actual writeups of actual shitty celeb news idgi

are you ellie (s.clover), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:05 (ten years ago)

yeah seems like it, not a parody news site

Nhex, Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:45 (ten years ago)

the tone is parodic in that it's over the top versions of tabloid-style headlines, but the content is mostly true?

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 12 May 2016 16:51 (ten years ago)

yeah but... that just makes it about 10% snarkier than a "standard" celeb tabloid site

Nhex, Thursday, 12 May 2016 21:38 (ten years ago)

stumbled across this, lol'd:

http://viralmozo.com/2016/04/22/20-strangest-pictures-from-world-war-ii/?utm_medium=Discovery&utm_source=Outbrain&utm_campaign=strangewwiipictures

And the cry rang out all o'er the town / Good Heavens! Tay is down (imago), Friday, 13 May 2016 11:34 (ten years ago)

this is a good starwipe

http://www.starwipe.com/article/anthony-kiedis-scabadabahospitalized-due-complifon-2841

ejemplo (crüt), Monday, 16 May 2016 19:13 (ten years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/video/recently-found-footage-jd-salinger-will-blow-you-a-4147

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 20 May 2016 16:48 (ten years ago)

i keep seeing starwipe on my fb but it turns out it's just the same guy, i think he might be the only actual starwipe fan

qualx, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:14 (ten years ago)

speaking of

the best: clickhole's facebook memes
the absolute worst thing about all life and existence, i am not exaggerating: the comments on clickhole's facebook memes

qualx, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 02:15 (ten years ago)


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