everybody on ilx complains about reddit

ive noticed that reddit0rs lately seem to be vocally averse to "pranks as an excuse to be an asshole" so my guess is that this is a trole

So many of these "prank" assholes are basically Ken Marino's character in The Ten.

Someone posted on that thread that the same exact prank was featured on a TV show the night before it was posted.

Florida

xp: I saw that comment. Regardless of whether this reddit incident is real, here is a genuinely terrible Florida college prank youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtCRqJ-GCLC3dR1j-BtoHpw/featured

https://www.reddit.com/r/financialindependence/comments/46h7y5/how_to_reveal_to_your_nonfi_significant_other/

• Avoid using the same spot two days in a row.
• One way streets, major highways interchanges, rest stops, short blocks are the best places to park
• Research the businesses near a spot that looks good and arrive at least 30 minutes after closing time.
• Keep a sense of adventure and always be developing new spots.
• Keep in mind that 98% of people have no clue what you are doing and don't care.

That should get you started

I keep rereading this and can't wrap my head around that mentality:
"What I fear is that she will get miffed that I didn't cover some of the activities that we didn't get to do together when I could have easily afforded them. I know she shouldn't feel like this, and until there's a ring on her finger she should not have a say in my money."

https://www.reddit.com/r/vandwellers/comments/467bmh/knock_n_shine/

... the situations people find themselves in.

financially independent, it took me a few minutes to remember that's another synonym for "independently wealthy"

"The police officer then shined his flash light into my mancave on wheels but I was frozen and the windows are blacked out neatly with flat black spray paint."
"I'm in a plain white cargo van. It's nice and clean with legal everything."
pretty sure one of those two statements is wrong

wow, scroll down that sub to the video of the girl customizing the van

"plaintiffs" ???????

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who_are_you_shocked_isnt_dead_yet/d05soqs

r/vandwellers

I know, right?

There's only way it could be any worse

http://i.imgur.com/lj8og2Q.jpg

r/VoltDwellers

I don't want to live in this world anymore

"lined with a Double Doodie Bag"

http://s15.postimg.org/l2cf9agoa/image.jpg

i keep getting older, the average person on reddit stays.... 12?

http://i.imgur.com/wwLBSIQ.jpg

My [22F] boyfriend [36M]

:|

the fear of being left for a full-time cosplayer

why didn't dude just buy a Deadpool costume

Scar Jo

he's fat xp

man if i had a dollar for every girl that left me for a rando in a deadpool suit i'd be diversifying my bonds instead of reading reddit smdh

Rando in Deadpool suit
I know, it's SERIOUS

didn't mean any body shape shaming by previous comment, pretty sure it's not just the neato costume the girlfriend was into, though

Girlfriend in a Coma [22F]

There were times when I could
have cosplayed for her
But you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her

most probably a fake but i lold'

http://i.imgur.com/auZA8Id.jpg

richard stallman, jr

That post is of course ridiculous and probably fake, but I do feel a twinge of sympathy for anyone (well, almost anyone) despairing over a lack of romantic prospects with compatible interests and values.

Just like a feel a twinge of sympathy for the (ridiculous and probably fake) guy who got insecure over his girlfriend saying Deadpool was hot, because I know what it's like to feel irrationally insecure when your romantic partner says they find someone else attractive.

Maybe I should start posting on Reddit.

it's a thing people do

https://www.reddit.com/r/listentothis/comments/4afzj0/musclen_flo_menomena_indie_rock_2007/

re netflix and chill

https://twitter.com/gexcolo/status/637383659318734849?lang=en

lol Sujan

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what happens when you combine MRO/red pill reddit neckbeard future elliot rodgers of america with politics?

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald

yeah my friend was telling me about that earlier. she said that they call non-donald conservatives "cuckservatives" and are obsessed with this idea that in the world there are two kinds of men, "alphas" and "cuckolds." cool guys no doubt.

that sub is a total shit show and not even funny in a sad way

i'm convinced that the whole 'cuckold' re-branding for recent slander is arisen out of 4chan/reddit racist pockets (where it was in frequent use prior to this latest election, see also gamergate... or wait, no, don't) and has somehow snuck into the mainstream lexicon in the form of 'cuckservative' (which has its own wikipedia article smdh) or 'cuck' as occasionally/colloquially it is abbreviated.

at first I couldnt tell if it was being ironic or not, but not its just a cesspool

lol at there being an "ask v0x day" thread at the top of that donald one

ppl for whom the word "shitlord" isn't nearly damning enough

"shitlord" doesn't imply the same kind of inhuman value system

this is a pretty good pastiche of reddit relationships
https://twitter.com/unsuiii/status/714190274776416256

ahahahahahahahaha

seriously though, i need to stop reading that relationships thing, it depresses me