hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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With kids, the single best thing you can do to encourage their palates is to have a vegetable garden. Your kids will be eating cherry tomatoes and raw green beans on the sly before you know it, and you'll have to yell at them for raiding the carrots before they're ready. My mom a repertoire of 10-15 dishes she does really well, and 5-10 that I dread. My dad could cook anything on a grill, or any breakfast thing, really well. He also liked to go on missions to 'bad' neighbourhoods all over the Twin Cities, explaining that THIS was the best Chicago-style hot dog available or THAT place had the best tacos, and there were MANY trips to great hamburgers situated in utter shitholes full of career drunks and hotheads. My dad never led me to a bad hamburger.

My rule of thumb re: meat is 'don't eat an organ that corresponds to one you've had surgery on'. I was super-finicky as a kid because of nausea issues around chemotherapy, and shunned egg yolks, potato salad, fatty porky things and US-style baked beans (I eat all of these now except for the beans). I still cannot bear squash, yams, or sweet potatoes (exception: pumpkin in pie). My mom can't stand liver, so we never had it. She also banned Spaghettios, '70s over-manufactured convenience foods and sugar cereals. Our baked goods came from the Scandinavian bakery or the Jewish deli, no exceptions. I will eat any seafood going. My mom bore witness to a three-day stalemate between my aunt, my grandfather and some oatmeal when she was little, and she never pulled anything like that with us. OTOH like the tune is space says, Chinese or Japanese or Italian food was such a reward for being adult-ish that I demanded a Japanese meal for my 4th or 5th birthday, and have always had such a sense of food as a gateway to the world that even now, I always go to the supermarket whenever I'm travelling to foreign countries.

jedi slimane (suzy), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:10 (ten years ago)

i always eat it when it is served to me but liver is p nast tbh... gotta put heaps of fried onions & garlic on that shit

flopson, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:13 (ten years ago)

i like liverwurst though

flopson, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:13 (ten years ago)

h8 liver

offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:14 (ten years ago)

liverwurst is the liverBEST

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:14 (ten years ago)

i try liver when it's offered but the texture + flavor are always a little off-putting

Mordy, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:16 (ten years ago)

Not when your dad eats it in peanut butter and Braunschweiger sandwiches, it's not. VOMMMMMM xp

jedi slimane (suzy), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:17 (ten years ago)

that actually sounds borderline amazing to me but I am also the kid who had a resentful older brother feed him peanut butter and mustard sandwiches and enjoyed them, so grain of salt etc

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:19 (ten years ago)

would take more than a grain of salt to make that palatable

offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:20 (ten years ago)

With kids, the single best thing you can do to encourage their palates is to have a vegetable garden. Your kids will be eating cherry tomatoes and raw green beans on the sly before you know it, and you'll have to yell at them for raiding the carrots before they're ready.

otm except fuc carrots

mookieproof, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:21 (ten years ago)

damn mook, carrots with a maple glaze and dill tho

nomar, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:25 (ten years ago)

xp Dan, I'm never, ever gonna take a punt on one but I imagine my reaction to PB/liverwurst was extreme because chemo made me hyper-sensitive to the smell of it.

Dad was also fond of peanut butter and mayonnaise. Also disgusting. I guess I fucking HATE peanut butter (peanut butter and grape jelly at room temperature eg. in a packed lunch is the worst) UNLESS it's in cookie batter or a component in satay.

UGH sweet glazes on vegetables UGH

jedi slimane (suzy), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:29 (ten years ago)

okay peanut butter and mayo is a nightmare

its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:30 (ten years ago)

my Dad was PB and mayo guy

I grew to like it.

mod (brownie), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:35 (ten years ago)

PB, mayo and lettuce. That was lunch in Michigan.

mod (brownie), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:36 (ten years ago)

Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:37 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/lrG3LaD.gif

nomar, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:40 (ten years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 20:41 (ten years ago)

http://kotaku.com/cosplayers-turned-into-drawings-1760522322

this guy is a fucking menace

adam, Monday, 22 February 2016 12:45 (ten years ago)

.. to what?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 February 2016 12:47 (ten years ago)

pleasant mornings

adam, Monday, 22 February 2016 12:49 (ten years ago)

dude is so creepy

, Monday, 22 February 2016 12:57 (ten years ago)

hes got a gross 'colonial anthropologist' vibe

, Monday, 22 February 2016 13:13 (ten years ago)

yeah plus in his dispatches he's so titillated by the hottentots

adam, Monday, 22 February 2016 13:23 (ten years ago)

hes got a gross 'colonial anthropologist' vibe

totally otm

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 February 2016 13:29 (ten years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610Dsc0TSBL._SX349_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

*shudder*

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 February 2016 13:32 (ten years ago)

Brian is the author of Arcade Mania! and is Contributing Editor for WIRED magazine, where he regularly writes the Japanese Schoolgirl Watch column.

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 February 2016 13:38 (ten years ago)

Cool guy

Treeship, Monday, 22 February 2016 13:39 (ten years ago)

Again, I hate the media landscape reality that if it wasn't for this dude's glowing dispatches about humping his anime body pillow and lists of 20 great video game boobs we'd never know if Jordan liked bananas

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:07 (ten years ago)

on the other side of the internet there's someone right now bemoaning having to suffer through jordan banana videos just to get their anime body pillow humping updates

Mordy, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:09 (ten years ago)

crüt doing the necessary linkages

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 22 February 2016 15:09 (ten years ago)

...and apple pies! I'm glad he likes key lime better though.

how's life, Monday, 22 February 2016 15:11 (ten years ago)

p late now but i wanted to say i really appreciated the tune was space's post about growing up with food snobbery. it echoed a lot of things about my own upbringing and was way more thoughtful than i would have come up with -- i had a j0rd-style hyperbolic "you should have been raised in foster care" kind of post lined up and scrapped it.

goole, Monday, 22 February 2016 21:38 (ten years ago)

yes cosign

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 February 2016 21:49 (ten years ago)

lol crut

kurt schwitterz, Monday, 22 February 2016 23:35 (ten years ago)

w/ choire going to vox and now this it's big week for former gawker stars taking jobs at uncool online media properties that gawker used to make fun of

http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2016/02/8591696/genius-hires-former-gawker-editor-spearhead-news-division

flopson, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 22:17 (ten years ago)

next week max takes a job at av club?

flopson, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 22:22 (ten years ago)

I'm still super sad that @morninggloria is at "vocativ," whatever the hell that is

And I actually miss Yannick LeJacq.

Creepy Anime Fan "I'm moving to Japan to teach English" Stereotype, stays! MOBA eSports Geek Who Takes A Track Day With Jalopnik, goes!

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 22:23 (ten years ago)

Like no offense JS but YLJ conquering his fear of driving was more important and impressive to me than you eating food

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 22:24 (ten years ago)

good kinja zing, at least

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 22:30 (ten years ago)

really excited to start getting my news from a content farm whose content is crowd-sourced from racist teens

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 February 2016 00:26 (ten years ago)

_Coming from a UK perspective, Deserter's Songs felt like the first of the modern arty Amerindie stuff that would come to more prominence in the 2000s._

I wasn't commenting on whether /Deserter's Songs/ was influential, esp because I don't really think of Mercury Rev as a 'big' band in the sense that most of these bands are. I just meant that I can see how it recalls Supertramp.

This was the easiest artist poll for me to vote in by a country mile. First pass had 21 songs; sorting the 20 was surprisingly quick after I cut out poor #21. Took me about 15 minutes, and it would have taken me a third of that if the band didn't use such hard-to-remember titles

"Paint a Vulgar Picture" has only gone up and up in my estimation over the years - there are days I'd call it my favorite Smiths song

j

dsb, Thursday, 25 February 2016 00:50 (ten years ago)

http://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/idiocracy-is-a-cruel-movie-and-you-should-be-ashamed-fo-1553344189

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:24 (ten years ago)

matt novak otm

Butt here is always time for the John Mayer Trio or Sting. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:26 (ten years ago)

I appreciate Novak's ongoing veiled trolling

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:34 (ten years ago)

The origin story for Idiocracy’s future world of half-wits is that uneducated people in the early 2000s are having kids and smart people don’t reproduce enough. It’s clear from the film that the intelligent people are wealthy, while the uneducated people are poor. So we’re starting from a position of believing that wealthy people are inherently more intelligent and, by extension, deserve their wealth. This link between intelligence and wealth is perhaps the most dangerous idea of the film and pretty quickly slips into advocating for some form of soft eugenics to build a better world.

i have not seen the film in a while to comment specifically on how it tries to present this link but there is definitely a v strong correlation between education + birthrates.

http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/files/2013/05/SDT-2013-05-fertility-education-07.png

http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.457.6886&rep=rep1&type=pdf

Studies of fertility decline in the developing world have come to different conclusions about the presumed causes of these declines. 1 But there is near unanimous agreement on two of the strongest influences on reduced fertility at both the individual and the community levels. These two influences are (a) the status of women/mothers (as measured by a number of indicators, but referring finally to some notion of gender equality, which is usually not the same thing as ‘‘prestige’’) and (b) the education of the women who become mothers. There are exceptions, of course, but on the whole the exceptions only serve to strengthen the case that these two indicators (gender equality and female education) both tend to depress fertility.

wealth + intelligence != education but it's not some kind of secret promotion of eugenics programs to note that the correlation between education + fertility is very well studied.

If only we could get rid of the uneducated Americans (read: redneck poors) and we’ll have the opportunity to live in a utopian world filled with smart and civilized people.

If "get rid of" means educate the Americans so that there are no uneducated Americans left, it stops sounding so sinister.

Mordy, Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:38 (ten years ago)

lol you just fell into the same trap he laid out that the commenters on the blog did

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:44 (ten years ago)

The trap is reading the article, tbf.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:46 (ten years ago)

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 25 February 2016 16:50 (ten years ago)


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