hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

then give them a big matzah ball

what is this thread about again?

your mom

OK I think I've got a plan but one thing, how do I make the matzoh ball blink?

blow dust in its eyes

Teaching your kids that Chinese people only or mostly eat good quality Chinese food also means that you've given them the gift of seeing a Chinese kid laugh their asses off the first time they meet them!

one of the cutest things i ever saw was this family at a chinese restaurant once, the relationship from what i can assume is mom, daughter, stepdad (or stepdad candidate) and the stepdad was trying to prove himself to the kid and he made a joke like "oh yeah, general tso... a relentless warrior known for deep frying his enemies and dousing them in a delicious candy sauce" and then the kid started laughing so hard

https://www.ted.com/talks/jennifer_8_lee_looks_for_general_tso
yeah, i know ted talk but still

With kids, the single best thing you can do to encourage their palates is to have a vegetable garden. Your kids will be eating cherry tomatoes and raw green beans on the sly before you know it, and you'll have to yell at them for raiding the carrots before they're ready. My mom a repertoire of 10-15 dishes she does really well, and 5-10 that I dread. My dad could cook anything on a grill, or any breakfast thing, really well. He also liked to go on missions to 'bad' neighbourhoods all over the Twin Cities, explaining that THIS was the best Chicago-style hot dog available or THAT place had the best tacos, and there were MANY trips to great hamburgers situated in utter shitholes full of career drunks and hotheads. My dad never led me to a bad hamburger.

My rule of thumb re: meat is 'don't eat an organ that corresponds to one you've had surgery on'. I was super-finicky as a kid because of nausea issues around chemotherapy, and shunned egg yolks, potato salad, fatty porky things and US-style baked beans (I eat all of these now except for the beans). I still cannot bear squash, yams, or sweet potatoes (exception: pumpkin in pie). My mom can't stand liver, so we never had it. She also banned Spaghettios, '70s over-manufactured convenience foods and sugar cereals. Our baked goods came from the Scandinavian bakery or the Jewish deli, no exceptions. I will eat any seafood going. My mom bore witness to a three-day stalemate between my aunt, my grandfather and some oatmeal when she was little, and she never pulled anything like that with us. OTOH like the tune is space says, Chinese or Japanese or Italian food was such a reward for being adult-ish that I demanded a Japanese meal for my 4th or 5th birthday, and have always had such a sense of food as a gateway to the world that even now, I always go to the supermarket whenever I'm travelling to foreign countries.

i always eat it when it is served to me but liver is p nast tbh... gotta put heaps of fried onions & garlic on that shit

i like liverwurst though

h8 liver

liverwurst is the liverBEST

i try liver when it's offered but the texture + flavor are always a little off-putting

Not when your dad eats it in peanut butter and Braunschweiger sandwiches, it's not. VOMMMMMM xp

that actually sounds borderline amazing to me but I am also the kid who had a resentful older brother feed him peanut butter and mustard sandwiches and enjoyed them, so grain of salt etc

would take more than a grain of salt to make that palatable

With kids, the single best thing you can do to encourage their palates is to have a vegetable garden. Your kids will be eating cherry tomatoes and raw green beans on the sly before you know it, and you'll have to yell at them for raiding the carrots before they're ready.

otm except fuc carrots

damn mook, carrots with a maple glaze and dill tho

xp Dan, I'm never, ever gonna take a punt on one but I imagine my reaction to PB/liverwurst was extreme because chemo made me hyper-sensitive to the smell of it.

Dad was also fond of peanut butter and mayonnaise. Also disgusting. I guess I fucking HATE peanut butter (peanut butter and grape jelly at room temperature eg. in a packed lunch is the worst) UNLESS it's in cookie batter or a component in satay.

UGH sweet glazes on vegetables UGH

okay peanut butter and mayo is a nightmare

my Dad was PB and mayo guy

I grew to like it.

PB, mayo and lettuce. That was lunch in Michigan.

Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

http://i.imgur.com/lrG3LaD.gif

lol

http://kotaku.com/cosplayers-turned-into-drawings-1760522322

this guy is a fucking menace

.. to what?

pleasant mornings

dude is so creepy

hes got a gross 'colonial anthropologist' vibe

yeah plus in his dispatches he's so titillated by the hottentots

hes got a gross 'colonial anthropologist' vibe

totally otm

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610Dsc0TSBL._SX349_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

*shudder*

https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2517/3949475871_11ab961892_b.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Pxuzmz1.jpg

Brian is the author of Arcade Mania! and is Contributing Editor for WIRED magazine, where he regularly writes the Japanese Schoolgirl Watch column.

Cool guy

Again, I hate the media landscape reality that if it wasn't for this dude's glowing dispatches about humping his anime body pillow and lists of 20 great video game boobs we'd never know if Jordan liked bananas

on the other side of the internet there's someone right now bemoaning having to suffer through jordan banana videos just to get their anime body pillow humping updates

crüt doing the necessary linkages

...and apple pies! I'm glad he likes key lime better though.

p late now but i wanted to say i really appreciated the tune was space's post about growing up with food snobbery. it echoed a lot of things about my own upbringing and was way more thoughtful than i would have come up with -- i had a j0rd-style hyperbolic "you should have been raised in foster care" kind of post lined up and scrapped it.

yes cosign

lol crut

w/ choire going to vox and now this it's big week for former gawker stars taking jobs at uncool online media properties that gawker used to make fun of

http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2016/02/8591696/genius-hires-former-gawker-editor-spearhead-news-division

next week max takes a job at av club?

I'm still super sad that @morninggloria is at "vocativ," whatever the hell that is

And I actually miss Yannick LeJacq.

Creepy Anime Fan "I'm moving to Japan to teach English" Stereotype, stays! MOBA eSports Geek Who Takes A Track Day With Jalopnik, goes!

Like no offense JS but YLJ conquering his fear of driving was more important and impressive to me than you eating food

good kinja zing, at least

really excited to start getting my news from a content farm whose content is crowd-sourced from racist teens