"I'm a sovereign human being, I stand under common law only" - Thread of Freemen

i haven't been following but what happened to the warrior known as "The Oathmaker"

broke the oath

currently being punished for oathbreaking by King Diamond

The one guy left is a TOTAL walking/talking stereotype. Says he doesn't want tax money to go to abortions, wants special protection in 'rich people' prisons because he's afraid of getting raped.

It's gotta be a real eye-opener for these sovereign citizens to learn that the laws of the country in which they reside and the attendant punishments for breaking those laws actually do apply to them no matter how hard they cosplay.

Sadly, the dude is alleging he's holding a gun to his head as well.

seeing (secondhand quotes on twitter) that the last man in there is saying he has a gun to his head. jesus.

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i haven't been following but what happened to the warrior known as "The Oathmaker"

Arrested in Arizona two weeks back.

Anyway re Fry -- maybe it's a LOT simpler than we realized.

https://twitter.com/mollykyoung/status/697849097617694721

love LOVE how cliven bundy thought he got away with pointing guns at the government lmao

when they were just all lets wait until its really easy to arrest him

guys he says hes flying in tonight seems like itd be pretty easy to arrest him
ok yeah sure why not i guess

You can get marijuana in Oregon pretty easily, I'm sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

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Sounds like he needs to be institutionalized.

maybe they can stop at the weed store after going to Denny's on the way to jail

Before Denny's would be better, probably.

Profile of Fry from a while back

http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/01/david_fry_ohio_resident_who_ha.html#incart_article_small

Oh and UFOs are real too.

https://twitter.com/killendave/status/697854264689856512

Apparently finally turned himself in.

feel like the fbi shdve sniped the hell out of him to have proper closure on the whole episode

give him the weed and a pizza first

Denny's makes pizza now? Sweet.

Who controls the military? The post office.

this may be my favorite quote to come out of this whole thing

― Οὖτις, Thursday, February 11, 2016 11:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not exactly "Who run the world? Girls!" is it

I think the couple who left wanted Denny's, this dude is too busy ranting about computers and weed and pizza

if only he'd found ilx instead of conspiracy bros

dude has schizophrenia, it's been reported

The Bundys sure have a high quality group of followers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7h7uevwxt8

JFC this stuff is so tedious...

Yeah, I almost prefer the ones where the guy gets like 45 seconds into his tirade and then gets tased.

Thought judge handled that well. Worth the last few lines.

the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual the settler the agent the individual

The Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe, the Settler, the Agent . . .

Tinker Tailor Soldier Settler Agent

These guys always remind me of when i was in primary school and our teacher had just HAD ENOUGH of our shit one afternoon and told us we couldn't say another word, and then took register, and I didn't answer my name and when she confronted me I said it was because she'd told us we couldn't say another word. I was a dick.

Media was finally let in to tour the place:

http://koin.com/2016/03/23/first-look-how-the-occupiers-left-malheur-refuge/

"This is a trench of feces. Feces."

^^^ Oh yeah, new board description...

http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/1/23478000/ngbbs4ec1691011e67.gif

Ad hoc altar to Sterculius, Roman God of Fæces?

gross dudes, not a good look for patriots

we knew these guys were pigs. the cowboy hats were just meant to distract us from the truth.

Of all the horrible shit(literal or otherwise) involved in this story, the thing that supremely pissed me off was that they fucked with the Native American artifacts onsite. Like, did they break stuff or toss them around the office or snap photos wearing them? There's an overriding complusive need to hammer these guys about the head with a folding chair, Bloom County-style, yelling "It belongs in a museum!"

Like, what cultural alleyway(pop- and other) do you have to come from to think it'd be fine to play with those particular items?

i hope that the gov't successfully sues these assholes for everything they're worth and this will pay for a fraction of the cost of restoring that place.

they aren't worth much, I suspect

"This is a trench of feces. Feces."

― nickn, Thursday, March 24, 2016 4:16 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure the technical word for this is 'latrine'

a literal "shithole"

Listen to how these cowboys talk to the Feds. That is some privilege being shouted out loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWLHiU8gYWY

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeW6HuRUMAAgabd.jpg

Man charged with sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion (he was keeping four sex slaves chained up in his house), and producing, possessing and transporting child pornography claims he's a sovereign citizen when arrested:

“All laws are commercial in nature, and I’m a natural-born human American man,” Travis said during the hearing. “So since all laws are commercial in nature and I choose not to do business with this court, I ask that this case be dismissed.”