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Then by all means, let's give her some orphans' livers to eat.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok really, i mean i like her songs well enough but srsly, lex?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/old/paris-hilton-tan.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

her skin color is nonsensical

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

i was just about to say... i didn't know oompah loompahs got that tall.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

fluffy bear, she made the second best album of last year

-- lex pretend,

You better get a mod to fix that thread title on ILM.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

only second best now, is it?

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

yes! i still listen to it and everything. i'd love it without the whole omg-it's-paris factor, but that adds even more to it. xps

marcello you of all people have seen my 2006 list. ellen allien & apparat was my no 1.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

LEX
http://z.about.com/d/dogs/1/0/F/q/1/Lex_pug_Raincoat.jpg

DOM
http://www.mahq.net/MECHA/GUNDAM/gihrensgreed/ms-09rs.jpg

note the similarities

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Is that a character from Reboot?

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

ok THAT dog

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

That dog is Gallagher's greatest fan.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

come on guys, the 'other man/woman' thread is taking over!

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

and, as for this

They should be sent to the gas chamber instead.

-- Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:0

to be totally honest, this is how Nazi Germany ended up

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Mostly because of the Weimar equivalent of Paris Hilton moaning about having to pay too much taxes.

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

to be totally honest, this is how Nazi Germany ended up

-- 696, Thursday, May 10, 2007 11:57 AM (21 minutes ago)

ORLY??????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

i thought it was the polls

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

A++ pun arrived pretty much intact

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

no pun intended

― blueski, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

"...no one is above the law. I am surely not."

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

"I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is," she said in the statement. "I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired."

even in 'contrite' mode, it's still all about her. you'd think she could hire better writers for this stuff.

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

Lex's attempts to separate her personal actions from her "work" is kinda funny, since Paris is one of those few people for whom the pomo theorizing is true, for whom her life is her work. If her notable debut was a private sex tape, I'm not sure why we wouldn't see Ms. Racist tape as the equivalent of a recent single -- apart from MAYBE The Simple Life, those sorts of things have a much larger audience than any of her official pop-culture products.

― nabisco, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

i dont think lex tries to separate the art from the person at all!

― 696, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I think he's joining them where they don't have any business being joined.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

how can you not join them? why would you?

'a child needs to be encouraged to imagine the feelings of the author he is reading, as soon as reading becomes more than a technique; also to decide whether he himself feels differently.'

-- william empson

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't think that discussion of her contributions to pop culture have any bearing on whether she should do 45 days in the clink. I'm not reading this thread very closely, but it seems that Lex brings up her music as a mitigating factor, and I just don't give a fuck. I think she should do some time, as punishment for driving drunk and punishment for driving when she was told she couldn't. I'm probably erring on the side of schadenfreude as much as he's erring on the side of being starstruck.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

i think she should do time! it'd be funny. or she could get off scot-free, that'd be funny too. doesn't really matter.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

If Paris doing time ends up being funny, there's kind of no point to prisons existing at all.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

late night comics already have a stockpile of unused martha-stewart-in-jail-lol jokes they can polish off and trot right back out.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6645803.stm

But her lawyers have said they will appeal against the sentence and supporters have set up an online petition campaigning for a pardon from the prison sentence, attracting over 20,000 signatures.

But a rival online petition supporting the custodial sentence has been signed by nearly 50,000 people.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.parishiltonautopsy.com

― braveclub, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

the judge should declare that he or she will accept whichever petition gets the most votes. "the people will decide," he or she will say, "because miss hilton truly is the people's princess"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://imgsrv.1010wins.com/image/DbGraphic/200705/524722.jpg

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

what the fuck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

indeed.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cctv.com/program/cultureexpress/20070510/images/104407_1178787496523.jpg

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

was a second angle really necessary?

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

ok stop it

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

if you want masturbation material on every thread just read my posts, they're great

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

and apparently there's a non-cut version as well?

http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/entertainment/07/04/30_deadparishilton_lg.jpg

I love the way the dog is faithful, even in death. Awwwwwww.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

the dog's gonna eat her for being such a bitch

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

OK IT JUST GETS MORE DISTURBING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Is that from the same person who did the Britney giving birth doggie style on a bear skin run statue? 'Cause that shit was the BOMB.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/124364524_6de6034913.jpg

― B.L.A.M., Friday, 11 May 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

guys guys keep this up so then maybe I can repost some choice posts from the kissing thread here just to complete the cycle of terror

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

BLAM yes it is the same dude

― TOMBOT, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

Daniel Edwards, that's him. Also, something called Suri Cruise's First Poop

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

That particular sculpture does not feature Suri Cruise. Just the poop. Bronzed.

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

YSI?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

GIS!

― kenan, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAI!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

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