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HOBO reads MY mind.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

POPTIMISM 5th May 2005 - Vomitism!

haha with the drinks prices that's probably closer to the truth.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Douglas Wolk, cheerleader on rockism

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

or
Douglas Wolk, cleared of charges of rockism

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Virgin Mary appears as a stain on a Chicago underpants!

― Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:02 (twenty-one years ago)

# TS; Loius Jordan vs Big Moe Tucker (4 new answers, last at 7:24 pm)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 7 May 2005 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Recordings you want at least largely because of their covers of titties

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Monday, 9 May 2005 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Flava Flav is in The Firm!

― Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 9 May 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Artists who should have died onstage" + "Is "Richard Hung Himself" by D.I. a really, really super horrible song?" became "Artists who should be hung onstage"

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

'Come Anticipate Klingon Of Heaven With Me'

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

What's the most euphonic moment of your life?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

haha xpost

What's the most euphemistic moment of your life?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Mena Suvari: BACK OF TEH NET

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 12 May 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Londoners, Oxforders, FAGBAR?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

# Basement Jaxx, Vitalic, and.... Peaches (?!?!) to remix 'Technotronic'

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 15 May 2005 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

'Why isn't there a thread about Cumbria?'

― Si Carter (Si Carter), Monday, 16 May 2005 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

If you don't look pert, you are pitiful

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

which bzzz bzz bzz nearly approximates your personal conception of food?

― diedre mousedropping and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

What was the point of music before MTV? (19 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

which ILX0R most nearly approximates your conception? (359 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Eric Cartman kills teenager

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 19 May 2005 12:23 (twenty-one years ago)

If you were Steve Kerr/ Vonnegut/ Whatever...

― Dennis, Thursday, 19 May 2005 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

>How mad is this.....Colombian midget fighting lease!!!

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 20 May 2005 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have a weird kid that until now, haven't told anyone about?

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 21 May 2005 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

For Star Wars Greeks, a question of symmetry... (18 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

those damn tory vending machines! (5 new answers, last at 1:00 pm)

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 22 May 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a question for people who don't know what the fuck they're doing in a relationship!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 23 May 2005 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Womble 'no use' for time travel".

― Si Carter (Si Carter), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Spelling Capitalism With AK (12 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Help me get rid of beer gut

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Or:
Help me get rid of bree

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Music Critics: We Give Sex, Too! (26 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

tailor made for ilx: Kittenwear

― subsidence (randomwalrus), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

FRO WRESTLING

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

# i just felt a little lump of excreement because i realized that csi miami is on in ten minutes (2 new answers, last at 4:49 pm)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

double haha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this one:

"One of the first things a woman notices about a man are his heroes" (73 new answers)

― Bifidus Digestivum (Dada), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"One of the first things a woman notices about
Gabriel Garcia Marquez"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you feel safe wanking by yourself at night?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday KING ARTHUR

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know anyone even noticed that thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

.. oh a different thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

# Defend the Indefensible: Supersized males

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 30 June 2005 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Who is More Washed: Fred Durst or Xtina Aguilera? (121 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 30 June 2005 12:17 (twenty-one years ago)

God names for indie bands taken from geography textbooks (39 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 30 June 2005 12:18 (twenty-one years ago)

# Rapist friends: C or D? (51 new answers, last at 6:38 pm)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

why religion is the best? (10 new answers)

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Are you sexually attracted to mirrors?

― RS LaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Um, RS, that one actually exists.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

But if you misread the first one, well then, carry on.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

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