Good lord, I can't imagine trying to maneuver an erect penis through those convoluted tighty-whitey Y-flaps. You might never get it back.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 28 November 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link
Have you seen these guys at urinals who tuck the briefs down under their balls, so it catches there and they have their hands free? I mean, this isn't that strange of a thing to do, I don't think -- like, at home -- but I'm sometimes amazed that people will tuck under at a public urinal and then be all leaning back and streching their arms up in the air and stuff.
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link
Also hold the phone: I take back what I said about hooking the underwear underneath the scrotum -- I just went to the bathroom, and now I think this is what I do. Not the hands-in-the-air bizarro part, but yeah, using the scrotum as a kind of hook under which to tuck the waistband. But I dunno, maybe the thread just made me self-conscious and hyper-aware and I wound up doing something different.
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Talk About TMI!) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (While Using Your Scrotum As A Hook For Your Waistband) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lemmy Caution (sleep), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:53 (eighteen years ago) link
?!?!?! This has been my method for as long as I can remember.
(I haven't had any roofies lately, either.)
― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link
Come to think of it, does anyone else shake? Besides Robbie Williams, I mean.
― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― nabiscothingy, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link
But yeah, regardless... no, never use the fly on the undies. If the pants are really big and loose and my belt is really complicated or something, sometimes i'll use the fly on the pants, but never on the undies. It just seems risky to me. Like a recipe for pissy panties.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link
Maybe a bit, but usually I use a single square of tp and dab.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link
This explains so many ILE posts.
― Dan (For Real) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link
Ew. Splashback. You have to be careful with urinals, you know, if you don't want spotted knees.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― dali madison's nut (donut), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (No One Wants To See Your Cock Except For That One Guy) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link
That's not foolproof, though. It's a shame that we have these great things that can aim pee, but the urinal by its design gives us nowhere to aim it that's totally splash-free. You have to kind of angle it down the back wall and hope for the best. If I were king, urinals would have 8-inch deep and four-inch wide drains, so you could aim and go full-stream without fear.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Old Faithful) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Science Says You Are Fucking Nasty) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link
Uninals by H.R.Geiger and Georgia O'Keefe.
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link
― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 09:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:02 (eighteen years ago) link
― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 10:59 (eighteen years ago) link
I am fairly certain that Bryan and I have talked about his peeing-while-sitting habit. Ah, ILE.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― Dan (Wanted To Clear That Up) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:26 (eighteen years ago) link
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 18:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link
― AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:13 (eighteen years ago) link
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 19:16 (eighteen years ago) link