― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 05:35 (seventeen years ago) link
It's a lot like starring on "Saved by the Bell."
― always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Friday, 29 September 2006 05:52 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, I certainly hope so!
― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 29 September 2006 06:24 (seventeen years ago) link
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 29 September 2006 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:38 (seventeen years ago) link
So Screech is trying to be Tom Green.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.texasultimate.org/userpictures/beavis.jpg
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:29 (seventeen years ago) link
Desperately. No, I guess I meant "I hope I'm not proven wrong"? Shit, I don't know what I meant. Maybe I DO want there to be a tape. Maybe I should make an elaborate "Loose Change" style documentary about this moment in our cultural history and YouTube that shit.
― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:38 (seventeen years ago) link
More seriously, it's just a pr0n. Far worse has gotten no bats of an eye from people here. How would you feel if the masses always forever, 4 life, held you to your standards when you were 14 years old or whatever?
If Dustin is indeed 40 years old now, he's not looking bad for his age at all! In fact, for that demographic of folks that think that the Strokes are somewhat "shaggy" (or whatever band has taken the Strokes' place for white fro's and beardo's), Dustin looks reasonably ok looking. There are far fuglier guys in porn.
I've only seen the preview which is nothing... not sure if he has a really magnetic personality to go with whatever he's showin' off (which you don't see in the preview video at all, so you can put the noose down now), but even then, far fuglier more boring dudes in pr0n have gotten no shit from you guys.
If there's one thing he should be given shit for, it's allowing the title of the video to be called "Saved By The Smell", which is not only the worst title of any cinematic movie ever made, but defeats the purpose of him trying to get past his, ur, past.
Otherwise, let the screechez have his peaches! Go back to recess now.
― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link
can i put some on your upper lip? it'll be funny! to me.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 07:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 30 September 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link
Diamond has publically professed an affinity for the immensely popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft and has in fact been involved in various promotions for the game. In June of 2006 he revealed his avatar is an orc named 'Hellomoto' on the game's Gorefiend server.
― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Saturday, 30 September 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Saturday, 30 September 2006 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― ^@^ (map), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― ^@^ (map), Saturday, 30 September 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link
here's a fact for you: dustin diamond's current home of port washington, wisconsin was the setting for the tv series step by step
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you ever take a step back and wonder what mad impulse drove you to click something titled SCREECH SEX TAPE ???
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link
I think I just, really need a job.
Well that's one way of putting it...
― an executive by day and a wild man by night (snoball), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 17:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l72u3d6pUr1qbipv3o1_500.gif
― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago) link
henceforth, whenever i hear the term "dirty sanchez" i will picture that gif in my head
― Danny DeGlover (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link
there was a thread where danbunny was liveblogging the screech sex tape the day it came out i wish i could find it
― gr8080, Tuesday, 31 August 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago) link
w/ chaki
http://i.imgur.com/MxQ3z.jpg
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5kgZB72.jpg
― del griffith, Friday, 26 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
for whatever reason I just watched his tape. It's not that bad really.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 27 December 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
there was a thread where danbunny was liveblogging the screech sex tape the day it came out i wish i could find it― gr8080, Monday, August 30, 2010 9:55 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gr8080, Sunday, 28 December 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link
he claims that the sex tape used a body double. and that his book was ghostwritten and a bunch of lies.
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Sunday, 28 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link