everybody on ilx complains about reddit

props to whoever this is:

Where do you think relationships lead? Because I have no idea. Babies, marriage, doorknob, bedroom, mouse, chimney, ky jelly, battlebots, these are words that I just listed for some reason. Ever get locked in a turkish bath house? I have, because that’s where you go if you don't pay your orphanage taxes. Spend a couple weeks down at your local YMCA. It's the best ball polish you can buy and it's free! Well, actually, it's a pay what you can donation, but it’s tax deductable. It's a good education and entertaining and sticky (OJ Simpson?) So whatever you do, get married, especially to a woman with no legs so she can’t run away. Under the Father's Act the courts can make you pay child support on kids even if the don’t exist. Why? Donald Trump. It's a conspiracy to incinerate men. (San Diego Racketball Club?) Marriage is a good thing for men. (prostitution, marijuana, hemp, rhinoceros, jello) That was another list except in parenthesis. Children like signing over blank checks to a strangers. Go on down on yourself.

Find a woman about 40 using radar, I have no idea what you should do next. Maybe a bath? Then you're more like than not to be on the wrong side of a 9 lb turkey next thanksgiving.

https://www.reddit.com/user/mikasiren01

this is some really good marketing

"It's unbelievable to know that what you might think is impossible for you might be possible for another. My wife broke up with me January 4th 2016 and went back to her EX lover which gave me sleepless night. Lets dispel this fiction that Barack Obama does not know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing."

why does every dude on reddit announce every time they cry and the manliness or lack of manliness of their tears, why do they always make it sound like they're admitting to losing the no fap challenge

"It's unbelievable to know that what you might think is impossible for you might be possible for another. My wife broke up with me January 4th 2016 and went back to her EX lover which gave me sleepless night. So I wrote about it in a David Bowie obit."

XD

lol

https://np.reddit.com/r/marriedredpill/comments/44umfp/wife_hates_the_ass_slap/

where's lagoon at? We need someone to get on the inside here: hxxp://www.nomoremrniceguy.com/forums/

http://i.imgur.com/JXh0RQN.png

not a single alice cooper

those ass slap dudes need to go all out and try a tit punch, really get that divorce train started

http://i.imgur.com/BewjSJ6.png

I want to see the "small, harmless" pranks.

The worst that can happen to him is federal charges of attempted kidnapping, so dont sweat it

but is the legal advice.... good

ive noticed that reddit0rs lately seem to be vocally averse to "pranks as an excuse to be an asshole" so my guess is that this is a trole

So many of these "prank" assholes are basically Ken Marino's character in The Ten.

Someone posted on that thread that the same exact prank was featured on a TV show the night before it was posted.

Florida

xp: I saw that comment. Regardless of whether this reddit incident is real, here is a genuinely terrible Florida college prank youtube channel:

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtCRqJ-GCLC3dR1j-BtoHpw/featured

https://www.reddit.com/r/financialindependence/comments/46h7y5/how_to_reveal_to_your_nonfi_significant_other/

• Avoid using the same spot two days in a row.
• One way streets, major highways interchanges, rest stops, short blocks are the best places to park
• Research the businesses near a spot that looks good and arrive at least 30 minutes after closing time.
• Keep a sense of adventure and always be developing new spots.
• Keep in mind that 98% of people have no clue what you are doing and don't care.

That should get you started

I keep rereading this and can't wrap my head around that mentality:
"What I fear is that she will get miffed that I didn't cover some of the activities that we didn't get to do together when I could have easily afforded them. I know she shouldn't feel like this, and until there's a ring on her finger she should not have a say in my money."

https://www.reddit.com/r/vandwellers/comments/467bmh/knock_n_shine/

... the situations people find themselves in.

financially independent, it took me a few minutes to remember that's another synonym for "independently wealthy"

"The police officer then shined his flash light into my mancave on wheels but I was frozen and the windows are blacked out neatly with flat black spray paint."
"I'm in a plain white cargo van. It's nice and clean with legal everything."
pretty sure one of those two statements is wrong

wow, scroll down that sub to the video of the girl customizing the van

"plaintiffs" ???????

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/46karl/who_are_you_shocked_isnt_dead_yet/d05soqs

r/vandwellers

I know, right?

There's only way it could be any worse

http://i.imgur.com/lj8og2Q.jpg

r/VoltDwellers

I don't want to live in this world anymore

"lined with a Double Doodie Bag"

http://s15.postimg.org/l2cf9agoa/image.jpg

i keep getting older, the average person on reddit stays.... 12?

http://i.imgur.com/wwLBSIQ.jpg

My [22F] boyfriend [36M]

:|

the fear of being left for a full-time cosplayer

why didn't dude just buy a Deadpool costume

Scar Jo

he's fat xp

man if i had a dollar for every girl that left me for a rando in a deadpool suit i'd be diversifying my bonds instead of reading reddit smdh

Rando in Deadpool suit
I know, it's SERIOUS

didn't mean any body shape shaming by previous comment, pretty sure it's not just the neato costume the girlfriend was into, though

Girlfriend in a Coma [22F]

There were times when I could
have cosplayed for her
But you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her

most probably a fake but i lold'

http://i.imgur.com/auZA8Id.jpg

richard stallman, jr