i'm in an airport

denver is kind of a nice airport. free wireless, outlets everywhere, and finally a fucking Hudson News instead of some shit-ass imitator.

haha, once again in the Denver Airport. reasons why this is my favorite airport:

1) smoking lounges with one-drink minimums, so i have an excuse to get a bloody mary

2) the views from those smoking lounges (THE ROCKIES=AWESOME)

3) the cleanliness of the place

4) the reasons mentioned in my last post.

almost makes me want to see what Denver as a city is actually like...!

oh also, if we talking security: the last time i flew, in april, i forgot that i had a miniature box-cutter in my carry-on. when i arrived at my destination and was searching for my smokes, my dad was like: WTF YOU TOOK THAT ON THE PLANE and i was like 'ya what's the big deal lol'

denver airport is beautiful. i have virtually no interest in denver as a city, but i'm always agreeable to a layover at its airport.

barcelona - beautiful city; everyone who goes to its airport and those who work there = fucking retarded. waited 1 hr to get through a queue of 6 people in the "fast bag drop" queue. fucking hell. then when i got there it took 5 seconds. retards

Atlanta, GA. the guy next to me has a very smelly burito.

kicking it at yyz. major sunburn on my dome.

Austin right now, have volunteered to be bumped for money. We'll see how that turns out.

lol stansted. best commute ever from finsbury park - got here within an hour and made it to the departure gate last minute like in that tv program. but the flight's delayed.

kicking it at yyz.

who do you think you are casually using iata codes

I was in an airport yesterday! Unfortunately I couldn't post from there (phone not fancy enough) and also I was only there for about 30 mins, the time it took to find out my flight was cancelled and get resched for today.

I will be in an airport again in a few hours. Hope for better luck.

oh my good lord. Århus Tirstrup airport is a complete(ly brilliant) joke! It makes Milton Keynes Coachway look like the SECC

ima be in one tomorrow

Jfk, with a 'seat request', not hopeful.

Aghagahagah, so the plane I don't necessarily have a seat on has 'maintenance issues'. I should have gone with my instincts and drunk another dirty martini (it was a very dirty dirty martini, all gin and salty olive juice).

New plane, new delay, still no guranteed seat. I hate delta.

At least anderson cooper is trolling you tube to keep me entertained with rabbits that walk on two legs.

tampa is rad. this internet here got me http://www.myarchive.us/richc/SurfinArt_rdc_2007.jpg

Mccallan airport, I hardly knew he

Dulles, upgraded to club for the FIRST TIME EVAH! Christ the G&Ts in the lounge are strong!

stealing wi-fi from the president's club in EWR, suckers

hey Continental! I don't know if you know this by now, but I'm actually not part of the President's Club! see ya

LAS. No stealing necessary, the whole place is wired. For a few fleeting months before a card expires I'm entitled to American lounge access, but there is no American lounge - bastards

I'm in an airport, and I'm sleepy

Columbus, OH (CMH) has free wi-fi.

Sweeeeet.

Flyin Madison (free wi-fi) to Denver (free wi-fi) to PDX (free wi-fi) today..
So much e-mail catching up

madison has free wi-fi? must be a holiday thing?

Yeah, totally. Through mid-jan.

o man i have been in this airport for so long - planes parking break is lol frozen

it sounds like it's kinda *icey* where you are

omg it is so cold rite now

which 'port

Found a working outlet and a dodgy wifi connection. 5 hours 'til boarding. This is going to be a long night.

I am in an airport. There is a dancing elf.

my dad got stopped trying to get a bloodstained 10" fillet knife on board his flight home from the states. good work auld fella, good work.

which 'port

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it was buuuurlington vt

lol @ yr dad! hahaha

there are now some really crappy carolers.

things that are unsettling: "ladies and gentleman we're doing some last minute checks on the aircraft, and it looks like we're going to be delayed about an hour." i feel safe!!

generally it's when they don't check, that you're in trouble! i'd be reassured!

who the hell sings this early in the morning? this is annoying.

do you hear what i hear?
you mean that crap yr singing?

a family of four is now sitting practically on top of me despite there being lots of seats with more space.

does anybody need to go to the bathroom? I forgot my hat and gloves. small, decaf latte, pls.

hey, at least a plane finally pulled up to the gate! this delay is ruining my 'go right back to sleep on the plane' plan. boo.

Made it thru the night, waiting in Houston for flight to Knoxville. It sucks here.

I am in atlanta!!

Houston Intercontinental airport is nice, spacious, modern, and efficient, in my experience. Though my main other reference is Chicago O'Hare, which is a pitiful, decrepit excuse for an airport.

Dad got home ok, folks, if a little chastened.

does anyone know the drop-off protocol at manchester aiport these days? last time i was there we had to go through a multistory carpark, which was free for stays less than 15 mins?

anyone know if this has all changed yet again?

terminal 2 btw

I am in an airport.

I'm in an airport near a man with a phone who sounds like jabba hands except he's not funny or charming with his endless explanations about the fog that is making fools of us all.

Haneda airport in Tokyo - like, worst airport ever.