considering building a yurt in my yard to test out the concept
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:48 (ten years ago)
Atlantic Yurts: deBlasio's next hiusing plan
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:49 (ten years ago)
survivalists and isis are both right wing extremists
― een, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:50 (ten years ago)
i just am tired of the hassle of living in a house
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:52 (ten years ago)
my yurt will prob have a microwave
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:53 (ten years ago)
i will let you downi will make a yurt
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 22:17 (ten years ago)
Yurt seen nuthin y'aint
― broderik f (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 February 2016 23:12 (ten years ago)
this isn't the thread for yurts
― petulant dick master (silby), Friday, 5 February 2016 00:24 (ten years ago)
Yurt not be here
― broderik f (darraghmac), Friday, 5 February 2016 00:32 (ten years ago)
Here's how to properly build your CLAIM FOR THE LIFE:First you must understand that in proper English any name in all capital letters means that that person is either DEAD or a CORPORATION and if you are reading this, you are neither.You must get your name right like this:First-Middle:Last Two proper nouns in support of each other, a Fact.Place a photo of yourself on the CLAIM and enter your name.Place a color Title 4 flag in the upper left-hand corner.Bring a lancet or pin, photo id, inkpad, twenty dollars, and two witnesses to the post office with the CLAIM. Let the Postmaster know that you are making a legal document for identification purposes. (Remember to smile and be nice) and ask him/her if she would be willing to reference your ID and verify that you are the person by placing his autograph on the CLAIM (remember to say thank you). Next, Have all of your witnesses sign.From the Postmaster, purchase a one-dollar U.S. Postage stamp and affix it to the upper right-hand corner of the CLAIM and ask him/her to cancel it. (if you get a funny look, say that you are mailing it to yourself, GENERAL DELIVERY and you just need to record the date that you did that)Next explain that to associate the life with the claim you must affix a tiny sample of your DNA on the page and put one small drop of your blood on the page.Put your right thumb print on the page.Tell the postmaster that you want send this REGISTERED MAIL, RETURN-RECEIPT. He will hand you the card and you mail it to yourself,: First-Middle: Last, General Delivery, Your Town. From: exactly the same.Write the RETURN-RECEIPT number on the top of the CLAIM and make 5 color copies.Place a copy of your CLAIM in the envelope and seal it.Pay the FEE for the SERVICE and tell the Postmaster that you are here to pick up your mail.Say thank you, have a nice day. Aren't public servants useful?When this is done you will be relieved because your Sovereignty will then be internationally documented by the UNITED STATES POST OFFICE.
First you must understand that in proper English any name in all capital letters means that that person is either DEAD or a CORPORATION and if you are reading this, you are neither.
You must get your name right like this:First-Middle:Last Two proper nouns in support of each other, a Fact.
Place a photo of yourself on the CLAIM and enter your name.
Place a color Title 4 flag in the upper left-hand corner.
Bring a lancet or pin, photo id, inkpad, twenty dollars, and two witnesses to the post office with the CLAIM. Let the Postmaster know that you are making a legal document for identification purposes. (Remember to smile and be nice) and ask him/her if she would be willing to reference your ID and verify that you are the person by placing his autograph on the CLAIM (remember to say thank you). Next, Have all of your witnesses sign.
From the Postmaster, purchase a one-dollar U.S. Postage stamp and affix it to the upper right-hand corner of the CLAIM and ask him/her to cancel it. (if you get a funny look, say that you are mailing it to yourself, GENERAL DELIVERY and you just need to record the date that you did that)
Next explain that to associate the life with the claim you must affix a tiny sample of your DNA on the page and put one small drop of your blood on the page.
Put your right thumb print on the page.
Tell the postmaster that you want send this REGISTERED MAIL, RETURN-RECEIPT. He will hand you the card and you mail it to yourself,: First-Middle: Last, General Delivery, Your Town. From: exactly the same.
Write the RETURN-RECEIPT number on the top of the CLAIM and make 5 color copies.
Place a copy of your CLAIM in the envelope and seal it.
Pay the FEE for the SERVICE and tell the Postmaster that you are here to pick up your mail.
Say thank you, have a nice day. Aren't public servants useful?
When this is done you will be relieved because your Sovereignty will then be internationally documented by the UNITED STATES POST OFFICE.
Via the very informative JJ MacNab.
― mick signals, Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:22 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/oueBjQB.png
― pplains, Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:51 (ten years ago)
xp The DNA sample detail is pure genius, but he forgot to tell his readers to bow thrice in each of the cardinal directions while intoning "The Power of the Law commands you!", so that your Sovereignty is announced to the four corners of the earth.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 7 February 2016 20:53 (ten years ago)
hashtag Ramboism
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 7 February 2016 21:43 (ten years ago)
why these guys cant afford ~$100 worth of gas
This video from JJ Macnab's timeline is amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8katyjc9Q
It kinda reminds me of Sarah Silverman in the opening scene of The Way of the Gun...
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 7 February 2016 21:57 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/WJiM4k9.png
― mick signals, Monday, 8 February 2016 00:13 (ten years ago)
Hawaii with the fairies
― broderick f (darraghmac), Monday, 8 February 2016 00:23 (ten years ago)
What creates a magnetic pulse? C-4 plastic explosive. Who has C-4? The military. Who controls the military? The post office.And there you have it. Postal authorities sneaked into the towers, replacing all chairs, tables and file cabinets with plastic furniture. Explosive plastic furniture. The steel in the building — well, that was plastic steel, and it was utterly destroyed by the C-4, which is only capable of destroying other plastic "polymers.""That's what gave us certification that it was an inside job," Miller explains.At the moment of collapse, $12 trillion was transferred electronically from the basement of the trade center to Singapore. "The World Trade Center was a bank robbery," Miller reveals, "very cleverly engineered."
And there you have it. Postal authorities sneaked into the towers, replacing all chairs, tables and file cabinets with plastic furniture. Explosive plastic furniture. The steel in the building — well, that was plastic steel, and it was utterly destroyed by the C-4, which is only capable of destroying other plastic "polymers."
"That's what gave us certification that it was an inside job," Miller explains.
At the moment of collapse, $12 trillion was transferred electronically from the basement of the trade center to Singapore. "The World Trade Center was a bank robbery," Miller reveals, "very cleverly engineered."
https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2003/full-colon-miller
― mick signals, Monday, 8 February 2016 00:49 (ten years ago)
full colon = complete arsehole
― Ad h (onimo), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:07 (ten years ago)
cliven bunny was booked in multnomah county jail tonight reportedly
― Clay, Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:25 (ten years ago)
Apparently the FBI are trying to force a surrender, and the holdouts are getting more and more unhinged. Audio at the link.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/11/us/fbi-agents-encircle-holdouts-inside-oregon-wildlife-refuge.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur
― nickn, Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:33 (ten years ago)
good things these people are allowed to have guns!
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:40 (ten years ago)
that youtube is fucking insane
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:41 (ten years ago)
http://callmegav.com/w/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bio2-400x400.jpg
― lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 07:52 (ten years ago)
The Oregonian reported Bundy will face a conspiracy charge of interfering with a federal officer related to the stalemate at his ranch in 2014.
ha roasted
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:16 (ten years ago)
Bundy's mugshot is worth it. "Wait...I need to answer for what I've done?"
http://www.oregonlive.com/oregon-standoff/2016/02/multnomah_county_releases_cliv.html#incart_story_package
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:42 (ten years ago)
http://callmegav.com/w/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gavin-seim-the-problem2.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:45 (ten years ago)
Um.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 February 2016 15:52 (ten years ago)
I mean come on
― its subtle brume (DJP), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:02 (ten years ago)
ha. Bye Felicia:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/02/11/cliven-bundy-patriarch-of-armed-resistance-over-land-use-is-arrested-in-portland/?hpid=hp_rhp-top-table-main_no-name:homepage/story
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:31 (ten years ago)
I'd also note there that he was busted on a conspiracy/interfering charge from the previous 2014 bullshit
― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:39 (ten years ago)
Who controls the military? The post office.
this may be my favorite quote to come out of this whole thing
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:42 (ten years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Y_xef1B1SAU/VQ0EbSoYFBI/AAAAAAAAAFk/ut7FGVFPMUY/s1600/trystero.jpg
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:56 (ten years ago)
Oh my god, guys, this morning. The COMEDY.
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/t1.0-9/12717505_10153821310216136_6711546527317302780_n.jpg?oh=b91694a4f51b389c8f7a0f9e721eb62b&oe=572BDFFF
And immediately following that, these two tweets
https://twitter.com/killendave/status/697825426513596417
https://twitter.com/killendave/status/697825581107269632
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:56 (ten years ago)
excellent response to that last one:
@killendave In our Native belief Crow represents sacred law...law higher than mans..glad to see Crow escorting these squatters off our land
― the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 11 February 2016 16:58 (ten years ago)
amazing.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:03 (ten years ago)
Down to just the one guy left now.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:05 (ten years ago)
i haven't been following but what happened to the warrior known as "The Oathmaker"
― nomar, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:08 (ten years ago)
broke the oath
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:09 (ten years ago)
currently being punished for oathbreaking by King Diamond
The one guy left is a TOTAL walking/talking stereotype. Says he doesn't want tax money to go to abortions, wants special protection in 'rich people' prisons because he's afraid of getting raped.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:15 (ten years ago)
It's gotta be a real eye-opener for these sovereign citizens to learn that the laws of the country in which they reside and the attendant punishments for breaking those laws actually do apply to them no matter how hard they cosplay.
― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:20 (ten years ago)
Sadly, the dude is alleging he's holding a gun to his head as well.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:23 (ten years ago)
seeing (secondhand quotes on twitter) that the last man in there is saying he has a gun to his head. jesus.
xp
― goole, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:24 (ten years ago)
Arrested in Arizona two weeks back.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)
Anyway re Fry -- maybe it's a LOT simpler than we realized.
https://twitter.com/mollykyoung/status/697849097617694721
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:26 (ten years ago)
love LOVE how cliven bundy thought he got away with pointing guns at the government lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:30 (ten years ago)
when they were just all lets wait until its really easy to arrest him
― lag∞n, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:31 (ten years ago)
guys he says hes flying in tonight seems like itd be pretty easy to arrest himok yeah sure why not i guess
You can get marijuana in Oregon pretty easily, I'm sure.
― how's life, Thursday, 11 February 2016 18:33 (ten years ago)