why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

40-year-old peers, in this case.

i figure if you want to be a 40 year-old goth nobody's really gonna tell you that's unacceptable

Yeah theres more than a few round our way even in this day and age (tho much less than used to be)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg

remember this for the rest of your lives

It's true, whenever I talk lots of shaving cream always goes everywhere and people are always having a go at me for it.

the trick to being a good teacher is to append every imparted truth with "remember this for the rest of your lives" otherwise they might not

if you're a ten year old who earnestly tries to put shaving foam back into the container through the nozzle you're going to find life a struggle whether or not you speak overly hastily

"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."

you can't unfeed a donkey

"you were so consumed with pointlessly making a mess that you didn't realize the mess you were making"

must go through a lot of janitors in that school

It is kind of a shame people put the kibosh on the free fruit thing, is it really that unhygienic? Aren't all the fruits usually just on an open shelf anyway? + for some reason I myself relate to the squeezy toothpaste and shaving foam

Meanwhile:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12705303_484973951704536_2580623356445012015_n.jpg?oh=463541e4563a4b45f649baadae3b21a3&oe=572B78B3

llamaJamaican

White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbBQJv8WcAAq4Co.jpg:large

^ I kinda like that one, so sue me

"Reading Cliffs Notes is knowing that..."

ugh being a "but Frankenstein was the monster ahhh do you see" person is only 0.000001% less basic than being a "Frankenstein was the name of the scientist actually" person smh

You know who the real monster was? The monster.

*sues aimless*

next-level wisdom is knowing that the reader is the monster

Please don't refresh this page. There's a monster at the end of this thread!

agree that dr. frankenstein was a monster for giving his monster the same name as him, i hate when ppl do that to their kids.

it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.

― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously thought that meme was referring to the royal family.

also, that that isn't the monster in that pic.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is a dinosaur.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1660226_10153031662151605_3671052957882086090_n.png?oh=a70faedbb027321b7984b2295a600467&oe=572A1438

I admit, macros like that do make me question whether there's a God or not.

wflatheism

Don't know what you could have against waffles for dyslexic people

Luftwaffles

thanks for settin us straight as to the real purpose of FB

http://i65.tinypic.com/261nklc.jpg

has anyone else been seeing that video of a guy dancing with the caption "THIS GUY FOUND THE BEST CURE FOR THE FEBRUARY BLUES"

it is the worst video of all time and i hate him

https://www.facebook.com/askmen/videos/10153464878603723/

excuse me men i have a question

is murder still technically illegal if it's on this guy

that motherfucker reminds me of the hipster douchebag who lives downstairs from me

Ugh. The tone of that political posts one is precisely why about half a dozen of my friends are hidden from my feed. The self-righteousness was turning my hair grey.

the same people who post the political one are people who post the false meme suggesting "THIS PIC IS OF BERNIE SANDERS MARCHING ON WASHINGTON" and other dubious crap.

or spamming 700 HuffPo or Occupy Democrat links per day with no additional comment to suggest they actually opened/read what it is they're posting.

Yep exackry.

my Feed is pretty much the equivalent of a telephone pole covered with really shitty stupid flyers these days anyway tho so.....

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12745853_1173006806050593_6387168990612781195_n.jpg?oh=fbe8e67fe04753252c0406d39713db98&oe=5725B4AC

*shudders*

The conservatives on my timeline are usually pretty quiet about their politics, but they all seemed to think that this one was hot shit yesterday.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfl1/v/t1.0-9/12715676_1065034536850680_7525000555398042402_n.jpg?oh=f3e5d42072ae7a31fb1fc0d7f1dbeb22&oe=57690B23

Enough to believe that an ellipsis only has two periods!

tell me again how taxes work

why is "Occupy Democrats" so bad at memes?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlp1/v/l/t1.0-9/12742506_1070228783070175_7625581445353043665_n.png?oh=e10f56d1380482b7ef25a377d7f74195&oe=576F751C

great txt/photo combo

*shoots at fish in barrel and misses*
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12728866_1070099796416407_9088176768264123018_n.jpg?oh=befb78dc807cbabdfe77e98871907db4&oe=5757D46B

Do they even know what "federal lawsuit" means, let alone what "hypocrite" means?

oh man the only thing worse than zinging MADE YOU THINK memes are ones that try for it but don't really get the rhythm/pacing of the genre.

"You have a problem with Hillary's secret emails, but Donald Trump has been sued a lot and I don't hear you talking about that! Boom!"