Wait I dont think I get that last one. Is it having a crack at soldiers?
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:53 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12644924_10153267713731512_2094546014481171773_n.jpg?oh=c0c97c571c514abbdcb32647cdc29e6b&oe=573626E2
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 11:58 (ten years ago)
banana peels all over the shiny grocery store floor
David Avocado Wolfe has a horse in this particular race though
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 12:22 (ten years ago)
Hang on a sec - that logo is the Woolworths supermarket chain. In Australia.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 01:43 (ten years ago)
And no, they dont give away free fruit for kids afaik.
WOOLIES’ “free fruit for kids” initiative has backfired, with shoppers complaining the basket of apples and bananas is unhygienic.
― qualx, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 06:58 (ten years ago)
trayce a bunch of people pointed that out on the comments to the picture too!
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:21 (ten years ago)
lol @ them citing a reddit commenter in that story
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:22 (ten years ago)
also it makes me irrationally angry when people say "little one" idk why
Yeah, also when TV chefs call vegetables "bad boys"
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:21 (ten years ago)
I think "little ones" is an good phrase because they are little and they are also ones, but do TV chefs really do that? That is hilarious.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:50 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12552720_1277290105620848_7860757618906139345_n.jpg?oh=1e34e392713fbdf1d82e30194a6692ab&oe=576E289A
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 14:14 (ten years ago)
I wish it were socially acceptable to be an evil Tory posho every---oh wait.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 14:33 (ten years ago)
getting the piss taken out of you by your 17 year-old peers isn't really anything to do with social acceptability tbh
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 17:28 (ten years ago)
40-year-old peers, in this case.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 18:20 (ten years ago)
i figure if you want to be a 40 year-old goth nobody's really gonna tell you that's unacceptable
― Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 18:57 (ten years ago)
Yeah theres more than a few round our way even in this day and age (tho much less than used to be)
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 4 February 2016 00:32 (ten years ago)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg
remember this for the rest of your lives
― qualx, Saturday, 6 February 2016 06:10 (ten years ago)
It's true, whenever I talk lots of shaving cream always goes everywhere and people are always having a go at me for it.
― mirostones, Saturday, 6 February 2016 07:59 (ten years ago)
the trick to being a good teacher is to append every imparted truth with "remember this for the rest of your lives" otherwise they might not
― ogmor, Saturday, 6 February 2016 09:13 (ten years ago)
if you're a ten year old who earnestly tries to put shaving foam back into the container through the nozzle you're going to find life a struggle whether or not you speak overly hastily
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 6 February 2016 10:07 (ten years ago)
"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."
― pplains, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:24 (ten years ago)
you can't unfeed a donkey
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:37 (ten years ago)
"you were so consumed with pointlessly making a mess that you didn't realize the mess you were making"
― jmm, Saturday, 6 February 2016 16:38 (ten years ago)
must go through a lot of janitors in that school
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:32 (ten years ago)
It is kind of a shame people put the kibosh on the free fruit thing, is it really that unhygienic? Aren't all the fruits usually just on an open shelf anyway? + for some reason I myself relate to the squeezy toothpaste and shaving foam
Meanwhile:
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12705303_484973951704536_2580623356445012015_n.jpg?oh=463541e4563a4b45f649baadae3b21a3&oe=572B78B3
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:15 (ten years ago)
llamaJamaican
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 February 2016 13:46 (ten years ago)
White people linking to that "White people can't talk about Beyonce" blog written by a white person
― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 February 2016 17:47 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CbBQJv8WcAAq4Co.jpg:large
― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 12 February 2016 14:35 (ten years ago)
^ I kinda like that one, so sue me
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:09 (ten years ago)
"Reading Cliffs Notes is knowing that..."
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:12 (ten years ago)
ugh being a "but Frankenstein was the monster ahhh do you see" person is only 0.000001% less basic than being a "Frankenstein was the name of the scientist actually" person smh
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:16 (ten years ago)
You know who the real monster was? The monster.
*sues aimless*
― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:17 (ten years ago)
next-level wisdom is knowing that the reader is the monster
― Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:23 (ten years ago)
Please don't refresh this page. There's a monster at the end of this thread!
― pplains, Friday, 12 February 2016 19:44 (ten years ago)
agree that dr. frankenstein was a monster for giving his monster the same name as him, i hate when ppl do that to their kids.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:20 (ten years ago)
it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Seriously thought that meme was referring to the royal family.
― It's dummy on dummy crime (sunny successor), Friday, 12 February 2016 23:42 (ten years ago)
also, that that isn't the monster in that pic.
― Mark G, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:08 (ten years ago)
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is a dinosaur.
― the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:15 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1660226_10153031662151605_3671052957882086090_n.png?oh=a70faedbb027321b7984b2295a600467&oe=572A1438
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:38 (ten years ago)
I admit, macros like that do make me question whether there's a God or not.
― pplains, Saturday, 13 February 2016 00:56 (ten years ago)
wflatheism
― kinder, Saturday, 13 February 2016 13:25 (ten years ago)
Don't know what you could have against waffles for dyslexic people
― tsrobodo, Saturday, 13 February 2016 14:47 (ten years ago)
Luftwaffles
― uptown garfunkel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 13 February 2016 17:30 (ten years ago)
thanks for settin us straight as to the real purpose of FB
http://i65.tinypic.com/261nklc.jpg
― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:43 (ten years ago)
has anyone else been seeing that video of a guy dancing with the caption "THIS GUY FOUND THE BEST CURE FOR THE FEBRUARY BLUES"
it is the worst video of all time and i hate him
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:02 (ten years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/askmen/videos/10153464878603723/
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:03 (ten years ago)
excuse me men i have a question
is murder still technically illegal if it's on this guy
― qualx, Friday, 19 February 2016 02:04 (ten years ago)