why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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fastest backlash cycle ever

the late great, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 02:13 (ten years ago)

I can't find the non-image thread:

From a friend -

"I took Stella to Chick-fil-A today. It's our normal daddy/daughter spot. It's clean, so good, and the playground has a tractor beam on her the moment she sees it. When we finished eating and she'd worked up her ice cream appetite playing with the other kids, we went back to trade in her toy for ice cream. She wanted to sit at a table to eat the cone (something we usually do in the truck), and I'm so glad she did. We took a booth right next to the spot where you wait for your drink to be "refreshed," and we had a front row seat to this beautiful scene: a homeless traveler had walked in and asked if they had any extra food. Mud was wet and caked on his well-traveled shoes. His hair was matted, and his beard wasn't a statement as much as it was a necessity and a sign that he doesn't get to shave as often as most of us do. People near him kept their distance, but that didn't stop him from being kind. He spoke to people who reluctantly spoke back, and he smiled while he waited on a manager. All I could pick up on of the conversation was manager saying that he'd love to give him a full, warm meal--not just scraps or extras--and the only thing he required was that the man let him pray with him. After the homeless man agreed, there was no waiting for things to die down, there was no scooting anyone to the side. As busy as they were, the manager stopped then and there, laid his hand on the man, and proceeded to pray. I heard the love in that prayer. The homeless man wasn't some untouchable stain on business. He was the reason that store opened its doors. I asked Stella to watch and she stared. She asked what was happening and when I told her, she bowed her head, too. I realized then and there that Chick-fil-A doesn't simply do business for profits, they truly use business to minister. In a time when companies are trying to win in the market by neutralizing any possibility of offense, CFA is thriving because they unwaveringly cling to their principles and purpose. I love teaching my daughter life lessons, and I also love being there to watch other Christians teach her life lessons. Thank you, Chick-fil-A, for taking care of the latter today."

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 06:59 (ten years ago)

The worst thing about those fucking be like whoever memes, is how many of my friends have said "Its spooky how spot on the one I got was!".

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 08:35 (ten years ago)

lool that image

Spottie, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:50 (ten years ago)

is chick-fil-a any good? they don't really have them where i am.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:52 (ten years ago)

apparently there are 4 in massachusetts. all in places i would never go to. including one in chic-o-pee.

scott seward, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:54 (ten years ago)

its good if in the mood for chicken sandwich

Spottie, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:13 (ten years ago)

https://40.media.tumblr.com/ba4598f11227d916f4f39c2be69399f5/tumblr_o1kpcdGHuX1qb5gkjo1_1280.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 29 January 2016 13:34 (ten years ago)

definitely a meme Bob for this meme

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Friday, 29 January 2016 13:43 (ten years ago)

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/12494874_1966606890231277_1925427296736654321_n.jpg?oh=91f1456d2c2671dd191b22e231833d1b&oe=5746BC94

So many variations of this one come through every couple of weeks or so.

how's life, Sunday, 31 January 2016 11:48 (ten years ago)

I cannot be bought

canoon fooder (dog latin), Sunday, 31 January 2016 12:15 (ten years ago)

A friend of a friend posted this, they dont seem to be joking.

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xlf1/v/t1.0-9/12642560_964775770224337_655962491173623193_n.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 31 January 2016 13:05 (ten years ago)

This -

http://i.imgur.com/FIrx1ox.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 31 January 2016 13:08 (ten years ago)

ugh

how's life, Sunday, 31 January 2016 14:16 (ten years ago)

maybe remind them who was prez while the greatest generation was fighting "socialism"

balls, Sunday, 31 January 2016 17:33 (ten years ago)

Ok that's infuriating

petulant dick master (silby), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:01 (ten years ago)

oh wait, that was tagged with "Can anyone guess the movie?!"

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 02:36 (ten years ago)

it's a ref to Shaun of the dead. and also stupid.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Monday, 1 February 2016 07:59 (ten years ago)

according to this I'm god of nothing, I'm good with that

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:18 (ten years ago)

I got god of anime.

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/real_088/sad%20anime%20couple/sad-girl-in-snow.jpg

how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:20 (ten years ago)

OK EVERYBODY.

pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:21 (ten years ago)

YOU'RE JUST AS GUILTY AS YOUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS.

pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:21 (ten years ago)

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/20618_990203794369416_5467001036078033977_n.png?oh=5ad9347b829a2b5ba4bc07a0223426b2&oe=5738A5B3

OK I "shared" it, now what?

schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 1 February 2016 15:37 (ten years ago)

now you are old

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 February 2016 15:43 (ten years ago)

Fun fact: shillings and florins were still in circulation, being accepted interchangeably with new 5p and 10p pieces, until the early 90s, when the latter coins were reduced in size.

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 1 February 2016 17:39 (ten years ago)

i have some of those old pennies, some of which are over 100 years old. they are beasts.

koogs, Monday, 1 February 2016 17:45 (ten years ago)

joke's on you dad, they're gay too

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:01 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/07cTpjz.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 1 February 2016 18:07 (ten years ago)

ooooh yeah baby take it off wait whaaAAAAAAA

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:10 (ten years ago)

took if off

schlep and back trio (anagram), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:24 (ten years ago)

lizard people. they are everywhere.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:53 (ten years ago)

loooooool

how's life, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:30 (ten years ago)

wow

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:48 (ten years ago)

cool rationalization there

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:00 (ten years ago)

tbf I forgot about that Gaia thingy parody page until just now and I was repping for it somewhere upthread

Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:07 (ten years ago)

i think they had to shut the original page down... i bet whoever runs it gets plenty of death threats and whatnot

global tetrahedron, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:10 (ten years ago)

92 likes, 1170 comments, 1041 shares, that's a pretty crazy ratio

frogbs, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:27 (ten years ago)

Wait I dont think I get that last one. Is it having a crack at soldiers?

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 00:53 (ten years ago)

banana peels all over the shiny grocery store floor

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 11:58 (ten years ago)

David Avocado Wolfe has a horse in this particular race though

Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 12:22 (ten years ago)

Hang on a sec - that logo is the Woolworths supermarket chain. In Australia.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 01:43 (ten years ago)

And no, they dont give away free fruit for kids afaik.

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 01:43 (ten years ago)


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