hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

Meet Gawker’s New Boss: ‘Russia’s Richest Man,’ Viktor Vekselberg

Aw man, Vikky V-Berg! Yeah that guy's really cool

meet gawker's new boss: a minority investor in the company

Always good to see minorities involved I spose

if only!

does the union have any input on this kind of thing?

i would think not, but i dunno, what if the guy was all BLOOD DIAMONDS

He has a colourful history, for sure.

Organised labour probably best staying out of his way on past experience.

Fabergé egg bonuses!

Countdown to Hulk Hogan dying of polonium poisoning...

Colourful history month

does the union have any input on this kind of thing?

i would think not, but i dunno, what if the guy was all BLOOD DIAMONDS

― mookieproof, Wednesday, January 20, 2016 7:11 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark

nah

All of a Sudden, I'm Way More Excited For DC's Upcoming Movies Than Marvel's

security flaw could allow hackers to

awesome https://twitter.com/AdrianChen/status/690236890449100800

I know this has been beat to death in other fora but it really is amazing and sad that the hulk hogan thing has had such significant repercussions for the whole outfit.

mostly sad but kinda lol

i love this hed

Matt Hendricks Stops Slapshot With His Dick & Balls

jesus christ this review

http://steamed.kotaku.com/darkest-dungeon-the-kotaku-review-1755308882

i know way too much about this person now

http://steamed.kotaku.com/darkest-dungeon-the-kotaku-review-1755308882

clue in today's nytimes mini crossword

It’s always a nice wink at an unknowing audience when a movie reveals a huge spoiler during the movie itself. It’s harmless fun that most people don’t even catch because they don’t know enough about what’s happening in the movie yet. But on future watches it gives a little extra chuckle layer for people to enjoy.

Aw, come on. Lay off Casey Chan, man.

no, he is the fn worst

wow omg can u believe that foreshadowing is a literary device that exists? totally epic, you won't believe it, watch the most hilariously epic sriracha bacon of all time blow you away

extra chuckle layer

It’s always a nice wink at an unknowing audience when a movie has two characters butting heads at the beginning of the movie, but then by the end they've fallen in love. It’s harmless fun that most people don’t even catch because they don’t know enough about what’s happening in the movie yet. But on future watches it gives a little extra chuckle layer for people to enjoy.

You have him confused with Buzzfeed, Stevie. A really Casey headline would read: Holy Crap Eating Sriracha Bacon is Hilariously Epic.

lol

"when a movie reveals a huge spoiler within the movie itself" is an amazing phrase, it's like a particularly thick child's understanding of narrative

^^^ I keep typing and deleting things because nothing I write can capture the level of bemused wonder that phrase is evoking within me

It's always hilarious to think of think of the years of journalism school and mag/news/web experience and occassional actual reporting that all the gawker staffers have, and then their lunch gets eaten practically every day on their own site by some dude who posts variations of like "this pikachu on espresso foam is amazing"

Films should really come with foreshadow alerts.

TRIGGER WARNING: foreshadowing, dramatic conflict, explosions

Whatever. It's better than Hamilton Nolan.

It's always hilarious to think of think of the years of journalism school and mag/news/web experience and occassional actual reporting that all the gawker staffers have, and then their lunch gets eaten practically every day on their own site by some dude who posts variations of like "this pikachu on espresso foam is amazing"

respect

Like all of HamNo's headlines for the pads two days/ week/ month/ ??? Can pretty much be summarized or oh sorry abstracted as: "We Are The Only Honest Intelligent Humans, And By We I Mean The Author"

Also the Hillary Is A Manipulative Bitch series of stories is almost as entertaining as 500 days of Kristin, but I'm guessing the fan base for the latter is a lot more fun at parties

Would watch 500 Days of J0rdan trying new foods.

you'll get about 10 of them

ha, I don't think I've ever seen you eat.

food is such a bore

What happened in your life that you never had a raisin

If you're eating rotten food. xpost

nonrotten costs too much

sustenance-only is fine with me

http://wiskate.com/old_images/sd_day06_07.jpg

When you would have ants on a log in elementary school would you be like, "Just log, please"

What happened in your life that you never had a raisin

― ♫ as we get older and stop making threads ♫ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, February 11, 2016 9:56 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

livin right baby

When you would have ants on a log in elementary school would you be like, "Just log, please"

― ♫ as we get older and stop making threads ♫ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, February 11, 2016 10:00 AM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark

i ate celery and peanut butter as recently as two days ago

Plain log, I can't even

Is this why you refused to have dinner with me on Saturday, because you were worried a raisin might be there?

raisins are gross tbh

I used to like yogurt raisins in the early '90s.

Raisin Bran?? Raisin bread??

This is the most offensive thing Jordan has written on gawker