why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Why would the dog be afraid of going into a room it had never been in before anyway

schlep and back trio (anagram), Friday, 15 January 2016 17:04 (ten years ago)

I am sure the dog had analyzed the entire situation beforehand.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:38 (ten years ago)

i've eaten a load of their cookies if that counts

i have measured out my life in Goffey, Coombes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:31 (ten years ago)

will there be more discussion about "fishy playground?"

billstevejim, Saturday, 16 January 2016 20:13 (ten years ago)

http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xpa1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/12383296_1494821790824922_2026594696_n.jpg
i was told by a woman today that hopefully, now that we've gotten through all these horrible celebrity deaths, the rest of the year will be easier.
she called haggerty "the bear guy".

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2016 00:32 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYyVU6pWQAAfbf0.jpg

soref, Sunday, 17 January 2016 03:44 (ten years ago)

like this large toddler that seeks to crush it

qualx, Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:13 (ten years ago)

Would you kill baby galactus?

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:15 (ten years ago)

the galaxy's gentle giant

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 04:50 (ten years ago)

that's some weak-ass parenting advice

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:20 (ten years ago)

that's some weak as "viral" content to promote a dumb movie

Option ARMs and de Man (s.clover), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:27 (ten years ago)

at least now people will start taking selfies with celebrities.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:28 (ten years ago)

thank fuck! didn't realise xp

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:32 (ten years ago)

those kids are not in that picture.

Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2016 18:45 (ten years ago)

will those kids even know who marky mark is?

kinder, Sunday, 17 January 2016 19:05 (ten years ago)

Racist hillbillies sure have come a long way

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 18 January 2016 13:57 (ten years ago)

đź—»
my version would be the top pictures are neil young vinyl box sets, the bottom pictures a screen cap of my spotify streaming of the same album

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 13:56 (ten years ago)

I find it hard to believe that Bowie ever said this:

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/12508818_1094924363898041_8112926939002504086_n.jpg?oh=1dd88da503eee2268325fec3f0876c78&oe=57421AEE

schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:06 (ten years ago)

i dunno, it seems plausible, just look how stern he is

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:31 (ten years ago)

It seems to be genuine, found an old page: http://listography.com/3569925768/quotes/bowie

Where the original source is, I dunno.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 January 2016 11:58 (ten years ago)

o/t, but hearty lol @

I was going through all these books, and they were pouring out all over the floor, there were just mountains of books. And Nic (Roeg) was sitting there watching me and he said, “Your great problem, David, is that you don’t read enough.” And I didn’t even think it was funny until months later. I really thought he was serious. And I felt so depressed and I thought, “What else should I read?” It didn’t occur to me at the time that it was a joke.

Agents, show the general out. (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2016 12:59 (ten years ago)

Heh, kinda freaked out by how that spiritual Bowie thing is supposed to be inspirational with that headline

niels, Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:48 (ten years ago)

If actual kid okay, but it isn't, it's an adult

Never changed username before (cardamon), Friday, 22 January 2016 00:28 (ten years ago)

Lol @ legit Bowie quote

badg, Friday, 22 January 2016 03:26 (ten years ago)

cranky old man status has apparently reached the 90's.

scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:35 (ten years ago)

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/277976/huge-blue-vagina-expected-to-cream-the-mid-atlantic/

haha omglolwtf it's shaped like a vagina

nomar, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:40 (ten years ago)

"so people from D.C. to New York should do themselves a cervix and call it clits on any plans they may have had to eat out tonight."

scott seward, Saturday, 23 January 2016 19:47 (ten years ago)

".. And they called the wind Vagina...."

Mark G, Saturday, 23 January 2016 21:25 (ten years ago)

Haha, Boomers getting nervous.

http://i.imgur.com/Yo171fB.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:05 (ten years ago)

kill list

microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:13 (ten years ago)

Who will be the last one standing? My money's on Steve Miller, but David Crosby may be the dark horse on this race.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:24 (ten years ago)

I guess Keith Richards isn't on the list because why even bother.

pplains, Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:25 (ten years ago)

Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:31 (ten years ago)

he's p old it's not unlikely he'll die soonish

microtone policing (wins), Saturday, 23 January 2016 22:34 (ten years ago)

that faux kid's letter one cardamon posted is fucking enraging

as a living human with an internet connection I take personal offence at being expected to buy it

Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:43 (ten years ago)

Patti Smith still not on that list then.

Mark G, Sunday, 24 January 2016 00:31 (ten years ago)

Show me a musician who isn't aging.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (ten years ago)

adjective: aging

1.
(of a person) growing old; elderly.
"looking after aging relatives"

lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:25 (ten years ago)

Internet lexicographers apparently eschew established lexicographic conventions.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:32 (ten years ago)

that was taken directly from page 30 of the oxford dictionary of english third edition

qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:56 (ten years ago)

it is also what that word means

qualx, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:59 (ten years ago)

few xps you can tell it's an adult because of the tech-based special pleading. as if a child wants to netflix and chill ffs

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:11 (ten years ago)

immigrants are awesome111 because they build neat apps

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:13 (ten years ago)

Leonard Cohen-81 is another notable omission.

NWOFHM! Overlord (krakow), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:19 (ten years ago)

is this where I can complain about this "Be Like" meme?

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Sunday, 24 January 2016 19:38 (ten years ago)


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